So two nights ago I had one of her friends over for a sleep over. My brother went to bed at 2 after some ps3 and me and my friend decided we would drink tons of pepsi and try to stay up all night. Sometime around 3:30 we got bored enough to try to scare the shit out of my bro. I put on the scariest mask we could find and decided to wake him up and scare him. Well, his bed is like a bunk bed, only the bottom bunk is a desk, so I had to climb up the ladder to get to him. That's when things went bad. I screamed and scared the living shit out of him. In pure shock, he accidentally kicked me off. I fell off the top bunk and broke my wrist. They had to take me to the hospital and now everyone in my family looks at him like he is the antichrist.
bad day overall.
Bro is like 16 by the way
Your own fault.
[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]
Never mind, parody thread.
The made up stories are terrible on this site.
What's with all the parody threads recently?
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26028062]I had one of her friends[/QUOTE]
:eng99:
I don't get whats so funny about these parody threads.
[QUOTE=mr apple;26028122]I don't get whats so funny about these parody threads.[/QUOTE]
They are only funny if someone makes a good one by making changes, not just changing the point of view
did he die
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26028062]So two nights ago I had one of her friends over for a sleep over. My brother went to bed at 2 after some ps3 and me and my friend decided we would drink tons of pepsi and try to stay up all night. Sometime around 3:30 we got bored enough to try to scare the shit out of my bro. I put on the scariest mask we could find and decided to wake him up and scare him. Well, his bed is like a bunk bed, only the bottom bunk is a desk, so I had to climb up the ladder to get to him. That's when things went bad. I screamed and scared the living shit out of him. In pure shock, he accidentally kicked me off. I fell off the top bunk and broke my wrist. They had to take me to the hospital and now everyone in my family looks at him like he is the antichrist.
bad day overall.
Bro is like 16 by the way[/QUOTE]
Not funny. :frog:
[sp]Parody thread.[/sp]
shit thread
he cant even get it right
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So two nights ago I had one of her friends over for a sleep over.
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shouldnt you be saying I had one of [b]my[/b] friends????
good one, unfunny prick.
UnarmedSniper is a bad poster.
Well Facepunch, my daughter broke her wrist. I was just sittin down, just starting to get busy with whatever the hell my wife's name is, when she starts screaming. I wanted to leave her but the wife went to help her.
So I sat in a hospital all night, and missed the local sports game on tv. Inconsiderate kids.
TOO. MANY. PARODY. THREADS.
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Make parody threads permabannable
At least write something that you made up instead of copypasting it.
Break his penis with your own.
Parody thread. Closing in 5,4,3...
Even if this wasn't a horrible parody thread, how can you type with a broken wrist?
Terrible attempt at being funny.
[QUOTE=AlienCreature;26032973]Even if this wasn't a horrible parody thread, how can you type with a broken wrist?[/QUOTE]
Type with the other hand?
My thread is better.
[QUOTE=mr.killa;26033039]Type with the other hand?[/QUOTE]
It would take ages, and be very hard.
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26028062]So two nights ago I had one of her friends[/QUOTE]
Wrong.
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;26029459]UnarmedSniper is a bad poster.[/QUOTE]
I have my moments
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26033681]I have my moments[/QUOTE]
99% of them are bad.
[editline]13th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26028062]
Bro is like 16 by the way[/QUOTE]
:doh:
[QUOTE=YoMother;26033798]My brother has broken my leg, ripped out my front teeth, burned me, got me in a car crash and electrocuted me.
Don't whine.[/QUOTE]
Jesus christ you must be pretty fucked up
[QUOTE=YoMother;26034121]Nah, it all happened years ago when I was under 15, so I'm mostly healed up now.[/QUOTE]
What happened to your teeth?
I cringe at the thought of losing my permanents
hey i must be on facepunch cause all i see is stupid shit
[QUOTE=UnarmedSniper;26028062]So two nights ago I had one of her friends over for a sleep over.[/QUOTE]
If you're going to make a parody thread at least put some effort in.
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