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[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/10242436/Ed-Miliband-pelted-with-eggs-during-campaign-visit.html[/url]
[quote]Ed Miliband has been pelted with eggs during a campaign visit to a street market.
A man who had been following the Labour leader, and a large group of journalists with him, suddenly began throwing a volley of eggs at his back.
At least one egg hit Mr Miliband on his head and jacket.
He was campaigning in East Street market in Walworth, south London.[/quote]
Sky has [url=http://news.sky.com/story/1128517/ed-miliband-is-egged-on-campaign-visit]a video[/url]
[i]egg[/i] miliband.
Deserved. Slimey cunt. Eggs.
Eggcellent. I wouldn't eggspect anything less.
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;41834112][i]egg[/i] miliband.[/QUOTE]
You really [i]cracked[/i] me up there.
I would [I]eggsit[/I] that market pretty quickly before I got [I]shelled[/I] again.
Even Sky has joined in
[quote]The yolk was on Ed Miliband as he toured a London market[/quote]
All the top 3 parties should be egged, they all deserve it for corruption and lazyness. Although Labour certainly deserve it for the last 40 years of screwing up the uk.
[QUOTE=Sword and Paint;41834219]All the top 3 parties should be egged, they all deserve it for corruption and lazyness. Although Labour certainly deserve it for the last 40 years of screwing up the uk.[/QUOTE]
What about UKIP
They chose the wrong Miliband.
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Labour, not the eggers.
Recently you're hardly a politician until someone eggs you. It's a sign of maturity.
The guy on the right is enjoying it
I bet he wasn't [i]eggspecting[/i] that.
[QUOTE=Sword and Paint;41834219]All the top 3 parties should be egged, they all deserve it for corruption and lazyness. Although Labour certainly deserve it for the last 40 years of screwing up the uk.[/QUOTE]
the last 40 years? wtf where were you in history class lmao
[QUOTE=Sword and Paint;41834219]All the top 3 parties should be egged, they all deserve it for corruption and lazyness. Although Labour certainly deserve it for the last 40 years of screwing up the uk.[/QUOTE]
They screwed up at various points in the last 40 years*
[QUOTE=Sword and Paint;41834219]All the top 3 parties should be egged, they all deserve it for corruption and lazyness. Although Labour certainly deserve it for the last 40 years of screwing up the uk.[/QUOTE]
Apart from, you'know, when they were popular and doing things people wanted, like in the 90's.
They're a yolk of a party now, though.
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[QUOTE=NoDachi;41834222]What about UKIP[/QUOTE]
They're not going to get a chance to screw the country up, hopefully.
I'm sure Mr. Miliband is pleased that his misfortune could contribute to so many knee-slappin' egg puns.
[QUOTE=The mouse;41834579]Recently you're hardly a politician until someone eggs you. It's a sign of maturity.[/QUOTE]
What about Simon Cowell?
[QUOTE=Harry3;41834185]Even Sky has joined in[/QUOTE]
Stop poaching jokes from other sites :downs:
He should have done a John Prescott and punched the guy out!
[video=youtube;5XTiI1e-wVc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XTiI1e-wVc[/video]
John Prescott is boss
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He punched him because he thought he had been stabbed.
Walking around and all of a sudden 'crack' and there's a warm substance down the back of his neck. ( :quagmire: )
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[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9SCAqEKuY0[/media]
The cunt deserved it. Most of politicians deserve egging... but this guy... Blaming other parties with the condition that England is in when the labour party was the one who put it there.
/Maybe I shouldn't start a political fight...
[QUOTE=dingusnin;41835160]The cunt deserved it. Most of politicians deserve egging... but this guy... Blaming other parties with the condition that England is in when the labour party was the one who put it there.
/Maybe I shouldn't start a political fight...[/QUOTE]
You'll get egged.
[QUOTE=dingusnin;41835160]The cunt deserved it. Most of politicians deserve egging... but this guy... Blaming other parties with the condition that England is in when the labour party was the one who put it there.
/Maybe I shouldn't start a political fight...[/QUOTE]
Doing this to a politician is silly, why are you egging them on
[QUOTE=MajorMattem;41834112][i]egg[/i] miliband.[/QUOTE]
what the fuck, the reporter actually said it. Sky have really lost the plot.
You could say the [b]yolks[/b] on him
wow late.
I scrambled to find a good pun and I saw it already posted :(
That is quite literally where I live. Doesn't surprise me to be honest, full of hoodlums.
Did he keep on campaigning or did he chicken out?
So do you guys use this many puns in real life or is it just when someone brings up a recent event in the news?
Because I would have been punched in the face a long time ago if I made this many [I]egg[/I]sciting puns.
[QUOTE=Gustafa;41834127]Deserved. Slimey cunt. Eggs.[/QUOTE]
No that'd be the fabulous duo David Cameron and Nick Clegg.
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egg the clegg
[QUOTE=mugofdoom;41836286]So do you guys use this many puns in real life or is it just when someone brings up a recent event in the news?
Because I would have been punched in the face a long time ago if I made this many [I]egg[/I]sciting puns.[/QUOTE]
It's a pretty reggular thing for me
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