• I just took a shit OUT OF My OWN DIcK
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I was sitting here browsing the forum, when suddenly I felt the need to piss. I left the dorm room and went into the bathroom, and just relaxed next to the urinal. It was a piss like any other, but suddenly the piss stopped. I knew I wasn't finished yet, because I could still feel more coming on. Then I nearly fell over with horrible dick pain. I stood at the urinal in agony, thinking I was passing a kidney stone or something. It felt like someone had just pulled my cock right off my crotch. After a good twenty or so seconds of immense pain (which felt like twenty or so minutes), the pain suddenly stopped and I heard a splash. And there it was. A big meaty chud just sitting in the urinal. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Dumb thread/Gimmick" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]
copy pasta boring shit.
Go see a doctor. IMMEDIATELY.
faggot
That's... not normal.
are you serious
holy shitfucks
Holy shit go to a doctor!.
Completely normal, everybody gets that from time to time.
i do it all the time.
it's copy paste you stupid people.
What had happened was, that anal you pitched last night? He didn't clean himself very well.
Holy shit! If this was real I'd totally go tell you to see a doctor!
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyGunz;17255211]it's copy paste you stupid people.[/QUOTE] no its not
I heard of a problem where the bowls fuse with like the Bladder which can cause poop in your peepee and peepee in your pooper. I'm serious. I saw it on the show "The Doctors"
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyGunz;17255211]it's copy paste you stupid people.[/QUOTE] yo shut up nerde no it isnt
[b]Nerd[/b]
[QUOTE=Bape;17255234]yo shut up nerde no it isnt[/QUOTE] i ain't no nerd i got exodia let's duel bitch
did you wipe
sad sad oify copythred
don't do anything. you'll regret it
Wow, go see a doctor ASAP!
Remember, wipe front to back!
[QUOTE=SgtCr4zyGunz;17255249]i ain't no nerd i got exodia let's duel bitch[/QUOTE] ok blue eyes white dragon go
Pics or it didn't happen
Completely impossible without grievous bodily harm.
Fistula?
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