How to be cool. - General - Facepunch Forum

I've noticed a worrying trend among Facepunchers. You all chew a lot of gum, right? [img]http://i.imgur.com/BP4S9.png[/img] And why not? It's delicious, cleans your teeth. If you weren't such a fat bastard, you would even share it with friends. But let me ask you this: How much ass do you kick on a daily basis? If the answer to that is 0 or close to 0, you have a serious problem with your ass-to-gum ratio. See, this is you (after you accidentally kicked that toddler a few years ago): [img]http://i.imgur.com/XsBfv.png[/img] With all that gum-chewing, your ass-to-gum ratio has fallen far below the recommended 1:1. This explains the zits, the lack of a girlfriend, the Linux. Everything. But there is still hope for you, Mr. Facepuncher. There is a way to kick enough ass to bring your ass-to-gum ratio to 1:1 in no-time. Wait. Wait for it. You gotta slay a fucking dragon. [img]http://i.imgur.com/ckRlc.png[/img] Britain is the only place to find dragons in this day and age. There, the villagers live in fear of the cave-dwelling beasts. If you slay one, Gov'nah Festus will offer you his daughter as a wife too. Good luck, and don't forget to bring a shield, because those bastards breath fire. [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Troll alt of permabanned user Shenanigansen" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

Dragons being slayed in dis bitch.

I've slayed many a dragon.

First rule is: Don't post tutorials on how to be cool.

You're not Shenanigansen.

[QUOTE=Vinze;23416523]First rule is: Don't post tutorials on how to be cool.[/QUOTE] He is just trying to help losers like you, be a fucking pimp

i like gum

oh hey Shenanigansen's little brother

I thought it was a good read nonetheless.

Correlation does not imply causation.

[QUOTE=Mexican;23416559]oh hey Shenanigansen's little brother[/QUOTE] I just noticed his name is "Sh3n".

The dragon ate my gum.

So that's what I was doing wrong. I'll need a plane to Britain.

[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_6sYA7Iz1xgw/SYLgx1nZCJI/AAAAAAAAIno/hOp7pPlmcuA/s400/00000103554-FriedrichAirConditionerRS12L10-large.jpeg.jpg[/img] Buy one of these bad boys and you wont just be cool, you'll be [b]ICE COLD[/b]

Well, it's time to go dragon slaying! :hist101:

Hah. Nice read.

[QUOTE=lulzbocks;23416533]You're not Shenanigansen.[/QUOTE]

Dragons breath fire?

Look at his username sh3n or shen. I think he may be shenanigansen Hopefully he doesn't declare himself king

[QUOTE=BluFox;23416540]He is just trying to help losers like you, be a fucking pimp[/QUOTE] A pimp is a sexist criminal prick who lives off of others misury. I'd rather preform an Irish jig on a floor coated in mousetraps. Oh, and, I don't have to ride the bandwagon, I was born with a personality, so either way, this subject can't affect me :smug:.

Pffft, a dragon? That's all?

I'm so fucking cool, I ran out of gum one day. [i]so I chewed a FUCKING DRAGON[/i] /c

Even worse than shenan's threads. And they got pretty bad.

Slaying dragons is for the weak. [B]I slay gods! [/B][IMG]http://www.9lives.be/forum/members/psychogen-albums-badass-mofo-s-picture6030-kratos.jpg[/IMG]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/aZI4u.png[/img] Complications. Working with Gimp for now. Also, should I repost that thread that Dragon deleted with record speed? The detailed biography of Garry. A few of you saw it, most of you didn't.

What program did Shenanigansen use to draw his stuff?

[QUOTE=Xylem;23416971]What program did Shenanigansen use to draw his stuff?[/QUOTE] I think he uses a tablet, and probably something like MS Paint.

I offered the dragon some gum, but he just bit my dick off instead.

[QUOTE=Inacio;23416989]Yeah he said he used Seven's paint and pencils 1 and 3. Tablet. Sh3n's shittier method doesn't come even close to Shenanigansen[/QUOTE] I figured it was something along those lines.

[QUOTE=Inacio;23416989]Yeah he said he used Seven's paint and pencils 1 and 3. Tablet. Sh3n's shittier method doesn't come even close to Shenanigansen[/QUOTE] What? I don't even know what Seven's paint and pencils is. I used the default round brush in Photoshop CS3.