Sex can be heart attack trigger for couch potatoes - Polidicks

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VSrnkiWaqSQ/TMdBQsCZScI/AAAAAAAAAZI/r7M0LAXkxW0/s1600/forever+alone+face.png[/img] [release][b] Sex and exercise can trigger heart attacks in older people who don't get much of either, a new analysis finds. The risk is low, but it's a good reminder that slackers should change their exercise habits gradually, especially in middle age.[/b] People who exercise regularly have a much smaller risk of having a heart attack immediately after sexual or physical activity, said lead author Dr. Issa Dahabreh of Tufts Medical Center in Boston. "It would be really bad if someone thought our paper means people should not exercise," Dahabreh said. "If anything, it's the opposite." The analysis, appearing in Wednesday's Journal of the American Medical Association, combined results from 14 studies involving more than 6,000 patients. The studies involved only people who'd had heart attacks or had died suddenly from a heart problem. The studies looked at what the people were doing during the hour or two before their heart attacks and compared that to the same people's activity on normal days with no major heart problems. That study design is used to try to answer the question, "Why did the heart attack occur now?" Physical activity and sex increased the risk of heart attack by a factor of about three, according to the analysis of the pooled results. Exercise increased the risk of sudden cardiac death by nearly five times. The researchers didn't find a triggering relationship between sex and sudden cardiac death, that is, a sudden death from a heart problem. The risk for any one person is extremely low. "If you were to follow 10,000 people for a year and if they all decided to increase their physical activity by an hour a week, you could expect to see two to three more heart attacks," Dahabreh said. That risk is offset for most people by the benefits of exercise. The more frequently people exercise, in general, the less risk they have of exercise or sex triggering a heart attack. Most of the patients in the studies were in their late 50s and early 60s, but the findings are a cautionary tale for people in any age group who are slowing down. Exercise might even be considered cross-training for sex, said Mercedes Carnethon, a heart disease researcher at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine, who wasn't involved in the research. "Engaging in regular physical activity is a requirement for maintaining a long, safe, healthy sex life," Carnethon said. "If this isn't more motivation for people to maintain some degree of physical activity, I'm not sure what is," Carnethon said. "Get out and walk. Do something."[/release] [url=http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-03-sex-heart-trigger-couch-potatoes.html]Source[/url]

But those who regularly fap won't have a problem, right?

[QUOTE=zombini;28852114]But those who regularly fap won't have a problem, right?[/QUOTE] Can't do that if you can't find your penis.

puts "i just died in your arms tonight" in a whole new perspective

If that was true I would have a heart attack like every day :smug:.

This is news? Any sort of excess physical activity can cause someone, especially those who are overweight, to have a heart attack.

I want to find a girl who has a weak heart and fuck her brains out to the point that she has a heart attack, and then have her revived, so I can tell people "I fucked her half to death"

I bet this only hits the men :v:

Has anyone ever thought about how funny the term "couch potato" sounds? I mean I imagine a potato laying on a couch. Like a person-sized one.

Then I'm safe

[QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;28852413]Then I'm safe[/QUOTE] You have no sex?

[QUOTE=DogGunn;28852448]You have no sex?[/QUOTE] I think I don't

I better lose some weight, it would be a horrible climax to my life if I have a heart attack during sex.

[QUOTE=Zet;28852575]I better lose some weight, it would be a horrible climax to my life if I have a heart attack during sex.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, you got ∞ years to get that done. [editline]28th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DaFreshLemon;28852472]I think I don't[/QUOTE] Y u have no sex?

[quote]Y u have no sex?[/QUOTE] Cause I can't find my dick

Cool my uncle died that way (I think)

[QUOTE=Zet;28852575]I better lose some weight, it would be a horrible climax to my life if I have a heart attack during sex.[/QUOTE] Seriously, I'd hate to imagine you having a heart attack right when you finally lose your virginity. :v:

I am going to die in a week :ohdear:

[QUOTE=fishyfish777;28855300]I am going to die in a week :ohdear:[/QUOTE] And I am going to die in Canada. Inside jokes ahoy.

[QUOTE=zombini;28852114]But those who regularly fap won't have a problem, right?[/QUOTE] If you're doing it with an actual person it might.

[QUOTE=Jiyoon;28852370]I want to find a girl who has a weak heart and fuck her brains out to the point that she has a heart attack, and then have her revived, so I can tell people "I fucked her half to death"[/QUOTE] Screw that. "I fucked her to death and back" :smug:

[url]http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/182836420/CARLA_JOHNSON_STAFF_WRITER.jpg[/url] Produced by her. Irrelevant source. We all know why.

[QUOTE=Zero Ziat;28859394]Screw that. "I fucked her to death and back" :smug:[/QUOTE] dunno bout you but if i was with a girl and she went into cardiac arrest while i was fucking her then i would probably stop but i guess that's just me

[QUOTE=Godline;28859468][url]http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/182836420/CARLA_JOHNSON_STAFF_WRITER.jpg[/url] Produced by her. Irrelevant source. We all know why.[/QUOTE] Right, because nobody can have sex in the kitchen.

Looks like i'm safe from heart attacks, then. :smith:

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;28859507]Right, because nobody can have sex in the kitchen.[/QUOTE] i think he meant she's ugly, but it could be that too

[QUOTE=Ali Legend;28859502]dunno bout you but if i was with a girl and she went into cardiac arrest while i was fucking her then i would probably stop but i guess that's just me[/QUOTE] this is about being a man you truly don't know about this

Thanks to this article I now am grossed out because I imagined what two fat people would look like having sex.

Forever alive.

[QUOTE=Master117;28852402]Has anyone ever thought about how funny the term "couch potato" sounds? I mean I imagine a potato laying on a couch. Like a person-sized one.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.garylellis.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/couch-potato.jpg[/img] Who would want to have a sex with a couch potato?