Burglar 'home alone' kicks back with some brownies and porn - Polidicks

[quote=The Florida Times] A brownie-baking burglar made himself at home this week on Braddock Road until a concerned neighbor found the gun-toting intruder inside Thanksgiving morning and he fled. But first he surfed the victim’s computer for pornography, slept in his bed, stole his gun, guzzled his orange juice and was apparently trying to steal his pickup and liquor before he was found, according to the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office incident report. The homeowner had been out of town on vacation since Tuesday, so a neighbor decided to check out the vacant Northwest Jacksonville home about 10 a.m. Thursday when he noticed one of its garage doors was open. Finding nothing out of place in the garage, he closed the door and called the homeowner’s wife just in case. She asked him to check inside, so he used a spare key and did. That’s when the neighbor was confronted by a young man in the living room, who pointed a gun at his face and said, “Whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up,” according to the police report. The neighbor ran back outside and called police, who surrounded the home and searched it with a dog, but found no one. What they did find was evidence that he had gotten into an unlocked car in the driveway and opened the garage door with the remote inside. The gun he had was stolen from the homeowner’s bedroom. Police found the remains of brownies that he had baked and several pornographic websites active on the home’s computer. The keys to the pickup were in the vehicle, along with a nylon bag of stolen liquor on the front seat.[/quote] [url=http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2010-11-26/story/burglar-home-alone-kicks-back-some-brownies-and-porn]Source[/url]. Looks like he made a [B]sweet[/B] getaway.

What a [I]sticky[/I] situation he must have been in. :smug:

little did the robber know that the owner of house he was in was robbing his house at the same time

HE baked the brownies? Lies, must have been a woman. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling" - mahalis))[/highlight]

Why didn't the source have any photos? Everything is better with photos

I do that once a week to, but at my own home.

Only in Florida.

[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;26421225]I do that once a week to, but at my own home.[/QUOTE] I am hungry now. BRB making brownies.

Hahah, he almost doesn't deserve to be arrested.

Sounds pretty bro robber to me

So let me get this straight. He parked their car in their garage for them, took their gun and defended their home against what he thought to be an intruder, drank some OJ, and baked brownies? So what's the problem? :v:

[QUOTE=Ven Kaeo;26431258]So let me get this straight. He parked their car in their garage for them, took their gun and defended their home against what he thought to be an intruder, drank some OJ, and baked brownies? So what's the problem? :v:[/QUOTE] He's the burglar Gotham deserves. But not the one it needs right now. And so the cops will hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent thief. A watchful protector. A brownie knight.

[QUOTE=DemonDog2;26433757]He's the burglar Gotham deserves. But not the one it needs right now. And so the cops will hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent thief. A watchful protector. A brownie knight.[/QUOTE] You win.

I would like to shake his hand. Well, depending on the hand.