A German guy is gonna live with me for a week. What do? - General

Ok so my school has this exchange program with another school in Bremen, Germany, and when I heard we were going to do week-long "exchanging" I signed up right away. So the guy is coming tomorrow at seven, and I'm getting kinda nervous. His Name is Hinrich. I don't think it could GET more german than that. He's als fucking two meters high and uses size 50 shoes I know this because I am the one who needs to provide him with skiing shoes We've talked some and here's his two most dominant features: (besides being taller than all the late material on the internet stacked together) He's a fucking vegetarian (just like Hitler, lol) He hates gaming What the fuck?

Stop being so fucking stupid and get to know him.

"Never mention the war." Cookie if you get the reference.

Show him your bratwurst.

He isn't coming over to sit in a room to play video games. Take him out of the house to do stuff around where you live.

Invite him to Oktoberfest

Treat him like a normal person you twat.

It's Heinrich. German people are naturally tall. Deal with it. And get to know him.

He sounds cool. Don't shun him because he doesnt seem to have the same interests as you. He could be really cool. Give him a chance :3:

sometimes they bring cool shit he probably has some interesting stuff to say in german to you which you won't get i remember there was a visitor program or something for my dad's company, and we got this russian dude who came over, bringing a soviet movement powered watch which is now dead (soviet engineering is best engineering), fancy ass caviar and other shit

Do whatever you would do with your family ordinarily.

[QUOTE=Shellman Deluxe;27237337]Invite him to Oktoberfest[/QUOTE] Go back to the TF2 section.

Where are you from? Make sure to get some proper Bratwurst in case he gets hungry because Bratwurst from anywhere else than Germany is horrible. He also sounds kind of....weird.

[QUOTE=Domokun;27237329]"Never mention the war." Cookie if you get the reference.[/QUOTE] Who [i]hasn't[/i] seen Fawlty Towers?

Take him out on a date :allears:

[QUOTE=Domokun;27237329]"Never mention the war." Cookie if you get the reference.[/QUOTE] Don't mention the war. :eng101:

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I love how some idiots still think that Germans are pathologically impaired when you talk about WW or Nazism. Also, I am German, and i have no Problems with Russians, Americans, Brits [B]or French.[/B] (And nobody fucking else). Some people are still very very silly.

That's true I guess. I was on a chatroom the other day and a germanperson came in and freely said he was german, and then some tool said 'plz dont holocaust me'

[QUOTE=proch;27237426]I love how some idiots still think that Germans are pathologically impaired when you talk about WW or Nazism. Also, I am German, and i have no Problems with Russians, Americans or Brits (And nobody fucking else). Some people are still very very silly.[/QUOTE] Like how you cleverly left out the French. I also agree.

[img]http://img.youtube.com/vi/-UYw2RFNO1Q/0.jpg[/img] Is this the man?

Force him to play Wolfenstein.

swastikas on the walls tell him that he can't use the shower or oven because they're 'broken' buy some children's clothing and spill ketchup and tea/coffee on it and rumple it up in the corner buy an elephant skin lamp

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;27237469]Force him to play Wolfenstein.[/QUOTE] I loved that game. As said, he wouldn't have anything against it, i believe.

[QUOTE=Bytecry;27237462][img_thumb]http://img.youtube.com/vi/-UYw2RFNO1Q/0.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Shit, OP, he's going to fucking eat you!

He is German. So? Who cares. It's not like he is going to try to eat you.

Masterbate in his face.All day long.

He hates gaming huh? Two meters huh? Probably a pussy magnet, you should call him master now.

all germans are nazis :downsgun:

there was this german exchange student that went to our school she was a girl she was so fuckin hot