Love lemons? Well, Lemonparty can be yours for $450,000!
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[quote]Three indelible images bestride the early 2000s shock internet: There is Goatse, the bent-over man stretching his ruby-grapefruit-red asshole into a ghastly rictus; there is Tubgirl, the fleshy woman geysering liquid feces into her own greedy mouth; and there is, perhaps most unforgettably, Lemonparty. Lemonparty is a single image of a ménage à trois between three ancient, age-spotted men. You know the one: At the right of the frame, two naked old men lovingly kiss. At the left, a third man performs tender fellatio.
And now you can own it, for the low, low price of [B]$450,000[/B]. That’s what Eric Johnson, the owner of the lemonparty.org domain, says he wants for the rights, he told BuzzFeed in an email. “Even if I was offered 100k today,” Johnson wrote, “that would be a pretty quick and easy ‘Thank you, but I’m not interested.’”
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So, what will your $450,000 get you? Well, other than the rights to perhaps the most famous instance of nontraditional nonagenarian lovemaking in history, you get a URL that has actually, despite its shocking content, permeated popular culture. Well, to a limited extent, anyway.
And, potentially, money. Johnson says that in its lifetime, [B]“Lemonparty would have generated enough money for the average person to buy a pretty decent house with…it pays the bills.”[/B][/quote]
[url="http://www.buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/lemonparty-the-legendary-shock-site-is-for-sale"]Source[/url]
My classmates would love this.
They keep putting this as people's homepage, gets them pretty angry.
[quote]There is Goatse, the bent-over man stretching his ruby-grapefruit-red asshole into a ghastly rictus; there is Tubgirl, the fleshy woman geysering liquid feces into her own greedy mouth; and there is, [b]perhaps most unforgettably[/b], Lemonparty.[/quote]
I wouldn't go so far as to say that lemonparty is worse than goatse
goatse is worse imo
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;43368805]I wouldn't go so far as to say that lemonparty is worse than goatse
goatse is worse imo[/QUOTE]
I would have to agree. Lemonparty is disgusting, but goatse is just plain shocking the first time you see it.
Is it weird that when I saw goatse the first time I laughed?
I was 9 years old that day and had the balls to ask my sister why his bf send me that link per ICQ.
[QUOTE=Foxton;43368747][img]http://www.mrdiggles.com/img/lemonparty.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
But lemons are sour and not bitter? [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-raise.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43369163]But lemons are sour and not bitter? [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-raise.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
the white inner peel of a lemon is quite bitter.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;43369174]the white inner peel of a lemon is quite bitter.[/QUOTE]
That's just a tiny part of a lemon
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43369163]But lemons are sour and not bitter? [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-raise.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Exactly, the point is you don't like bitter politics so they're suggesting you try lemons, which are sour politics!
[quote]Love lemons? Well, Lemonparty can be yours for $450,000![/quote]
Stand back guys, I got this.
[QUOTE=Cakebatyr;43370011]Stand back guys, I got this.[/QUOTE]
You'll be earning money in bulk.
[QUOTE=Plaster;43368994]Is it weird that when I saw goatse the first time I laughed?
I was 9 years old that day and had the balls to ask my [B]sister[/B] why [B]his[/B] bf send me that link per ICQ.[/QUOTE]
what?
[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;43368805]I wouldn't go so far as to say that lemonparty is worse than goatse
goatse is worse imo[/QUOTE]
The thing that makes lemonparty special is the juxtaposition. Goatse and Tubgirl sound kinda strange as titles, but "Lemonparty" sounds pretty normal until you actually open the site.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;43369163]But lemons are sour and not bitter? [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-raise.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Send a formal complaint through their website.
[QUOTE=Stents*;43370099]what?[/QUOTE]
there are some nuances to the english language that non-native speakers can miss. i take it that plaster speaks german as a first language and it's just that he messes up with gendered possessives sometimes.
So is anyone really going to try and buy this?
Sign me in
PETA will buy it
[QUOTE=viperfan7;43371576]PETA will buy it[/QUOTE]
"Killing animals is like visiting Lemonparty; equally horrible!!"
Finally, the true purpose of Kickstarter has arisen.
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