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[quote=Sankaku]The Xbox 360’s gaming excellence has claimed another victim with the news that a man was so compelled to play the console that he accidentally killed his baby daughter through sheer exhaustion.
The 30-year-old unemployed Miami man lived with his partner and two daughters; he apparently took care of the children whilst she worked and studied.
He evidently also had much time for leisure, for after a session of cannabis use with a friend one afternoon he engaged in a marathon Xbox 360 gaming session, which only ended 6AM the following morning with him passing out.
Soon after losing consciousness he was roused by his partner, who had him feed the baby; once he had done so he went to bed with his two infant daughters. Seven hours later he awoke to find himself “lying on top” of his 7-month-old daughter, who had been smothered.
The man is also suspected of moving the baby to its crib in an attempt to avoid arrest.
This was not an effective tactic; police arrested the man for the aggravated manslaughter of a child, with bail set at $75,000, describing his conduct as “irresponsible.”
Just what game he was playing is not clear.
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With [url=http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/03/31/wii-kills-man/]the Wii[/url], [url=http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/10/09/all-night-gaming-kills/]PC[/url] and now Xbox 360 flagrantly killing people it seems only a matter of time before the PS3 follows suit…[/quote]
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wow, just wow
I hope when I have kids I'll be too busy playing the best FPS ever (Halo 3) on my awesome console (Xbox 360) to look after them.
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Now as long as they prove he did it well asleep he gets off.
How the fuck did the girl end up underneath him
[QUOTE=HookJ;18738520]I hope when I have kids I'll be too busy playing the best FPS ever (Halo 3) on my awesome console (Xbox 360) to look after them.[/QUOTE]
You wont have to watch them,
they'll be to busy committing suicide because their dad plays Halo 3.
Blame the xbox, It couldnt have POSSIBLY been the parents fault.
kondor I'm sure you can figure it out
[QUOTE=Kondor;18738537]How the fuck did the girl end up underneath him[/QUOTE]
He rolled over on top of her in his sleep obviously.
[QUOTE=Uberslug;18738560]kondor I'm sure you can figure it out[/QUOTE]
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This proves xbox 360 is better than ps3. Can you say that ps3 killed a baby? didn't think so
This would have never happened if the man had been playing the game on PC :fuckyou:
In all seriousness, this guy was a douch for not being responsible. I mean, he has two fucking kids and should be looking for a job, yet he sits there smoking pot and playing video games, marathon style. I'm not usually the one to judge parenting, but I am in this case.
[B]EDIT:[/B] The article says the PC has been the cause of death for players with terrible laziness, but not the cause of death for babies.
no, ps3 will always stay innocent! :(
Wii sits laughing in the corner
oooooooh that kitteh is so cute :3:
[QUOTE=rightpillock;18738485]wow, just wow[/QUOTE]
WoW is only on PC, retard.
[B]EDIT:[/B]/Sarcasm
It's the father's fault for being too damn stupid and stoned to have put the child in a crib. 7 months old = cribbage (haha pun!)
P.S. PC Kills consoles all day everyday, sad that the 360 has to resort to killing people.
He should have bought the 360 Wireless Babysitter adapter. Then they wouldn't need to sleep in the same bed.
Or was he trying to play a hacked pre-release version of Alan Wake, I'm not sure which joke to go with here.
That's fucking horrible D:
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;18738873]He should have put the kids to bed[/QUOTE]
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What a fucking douche bag.
Just you wait for the PS3 deaths to start. Always knew the cell processor would lead to self aware computers.
Also, the sad thing is, people are going to actually blame this on Microsoft.
[QUOTE=Kondor;18738537]How the fuck did the girl end up underneath him[/QUOTE]
:q:
And, how exactly is this the xbox 360 killing the girl?
I mean, I could technically blame it on the "cannabis", because he probably wouldn't have made a decision to stay up that late if he hadn't used it. But, I could also blame his mother. If she hadn't given birth to him in the first place, this girl wouldn't have died.
Fucking bitch.
Mistakes happen; sadly babies are very easy to kill. Not saying he shouldn't have been more responsible, not saying that a mistake is a good excuse for killing a child, all I'm saying is that given a population of 7 billion, these things just happen.
More like man smothers baby and it dies. By saying the Xbox 360 killed the baby you could also say the cannabis did too
Sounds like a really classy man too. Smoking cannabis unemployed and had two children and does nothing but play his 360 all day. What a loser
The 360 didn't kill the baby, the dumbass did.
I expected a article about a falling xbox 360 smashing into some kid's head, not some dude who got high and slept on top of his kid.
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Unemployed people cannot buy a ps3.. too expensive :P
Assistkill with man and xbox360 > Baby
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