Obama Urged to Resign Over Beyonce Scandal

[valkery]

[url]http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/01/obama-urged-to-resign-over-beyonc-scandal.html[/url]

[QUOTE]WASHINGTON ([URL="http://bit.ly/NhEEu0"]The Borowitz Report[/URL]) – A rising chorus of congressional Republicans are calling on President Obama to acknowledge that the pop singer Beyoncé lip-synched during his inaugural festivities on Monday and resign from office, effective immediately.

“By lip-synching the national anthem, Beyoncé has cast a dark cloud over the President’s second term,” said Sen. Rand Paul (R-Kentucky). “The only way President Obama can remove that cloud is by resigning from office at once.”
While many in the media have blamed Beyoncé for the lip-synching controversy, Mr. Paul said, “We must remember that this happened on President Obama’s watch.”

[/QUOTE]

This is totally ridiculous.

[deathmog]

wow
what idiots

[RoastBeefo]

Jesus Christ this is pathetic

[Amez]

It's exhausting calling these people idiots, it's like a daily thing with these people.

[SPESSMEHREN]

First he orders drone strikes and kills innocent civilians. Then he sends Bradley Manning up the river for life. Now he's FAKING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM???

[SomeDumbShit]

[quote]Mr. Paul also blasted Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for her testimony on Benghazi before the Senate today: “Her tactic of answering each and every question we asked her didn’t fool anyone.”[/quote]
Something tells me this is satire.

[Omilinon 👻]

title made me think we had another Clinton in our hands

[matt000024]

I really wish Rand Paul had closer ideals to his father's. Seriously, what the hell? I don't even get why Beyonce doing this is a scandal. It's not like it wasn't her singing, it was just prerecorded. Happens all the time.

[-GTFMiika-]

"Alright, Barack, this bitch lip-synced the National Anthem. So, since she's black, and you're also black, we're gonna advise you to resign. It's clearly not gonna be a good four years for your people."

[Paul McCartney]

Yeah. It's Rand Paul. I don't respect him and he's an idiot.

[editline]24th January 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=matt000024;39348569]I really wish Rand Paul had closer ideals to his father's. Seriously, what the hell? I don't even get why Beyonce doing this is a scandal. It's not like it wasn't her singing, it was just prerecorded. Happens all the time.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn't want to fucking sing in extreme wind and when it's 20 fucking degrees Fahrenheit.

[Titanium]

This thread performed better than LMAO pics.