• "Prank Rape" lands super super super senior in hot water
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[quote]REDWOOD CITY -- A former Redwood City high school student faces a maximum of life in prison after being convicted of the attempted rape and kidnapping of a teacher which he testified was a prank intended just to scare her. The jury deliberated just 90 minutes Wednesday before returning guilty verdicts an all charges against David Velasquez, 21[/quote] [url]http://www.mercurynews.com/san-mateo-county-times/ci_24232989/ex-student-faces-life-prison-prank-sex-attack[/url]
What a joker, doing the ol' "rape" prank
[QUOTE=Lamar;42439804][url]http://www.mercurynews.com/san-mateo-county-times/ci_24232989/ex-student-faces-life-prison-prank-sex-attack[/url][/QUOTE] "File not found."
What the hell was he thinking.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;42439821]"File not found."[/QUOTE] Just keep refreshing the page... Anyways, that was a shitty "prank"
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;42439821]"File not found."[/QUOTE] It was working when I originally posted, double checked and it is the right source. The site might be down or they may have pulled it, sorry,
[quote]Redwood City police said they found a photo on Velasquez's laptop computer of the teacher with a sex act drawn on her face.[/quote] what?????
OK, when you're brainstorming pranks, "rape" and "kidnapping" rank slightly below "murder" and "genocide" for things you shouldn't even consider.
[quote]In nearly emotionless testimony Velasquez told how he hid between some garbage cans in the school parking garage in January 2012 and then "popped out" behind the teacher. After grabbing her with one arm and pointing a knife he held in his other hand at her side, he ordered her to her car parked 80 feet away. The attack ended when another teacher happened upon the crime and screamed.[/quote] ok what the fuck yeah i'm not buying that it was a prank. this kid is just messed up.
he's 21 and still in high school I think it's safe to say he isn't the brightest bulb in the batch
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;42439861]he's 21 and still in high school I think it's safe to say he isn't the brightest bulb in the batch[/QUOTE] He's an "ex-senior", it was just a joke because the guy tried to pull it off like it was some sort of "senior prank".
Hah! What a rascal!
A senior prank is like filling the chemistry room with a bunch of balloons or gift-wrapping a teacher's car. Grabbing a woman and holding a knife to her side seems a tad bit extreme.
[QUOTE=bradleigh;42439887]A senior prank is like filling the chemistry room with a bunch of balloons or gift-wrapping a teacher's car. Grabbing a woman and holding a knife to her side seems a tad bit extreme.[/QUOTE] woah you think! really! no way
[QUOTE=JerryK;42439900]woah you think! really! no way[/QUOTE]Yeah, I really do. This guy was way out of line. What he did was bad. Yup.
[QUOTE=bradleigh;42439887]A senior prank is like filling the chemistry room with a bunch of balloons or gift-wrapping a teacher's car. Grabbing a woman and holding a knife to her side seems a tad bit extreme.[/QUOTE] it's the newest fad among the kids
[QUOTE=CubeManv2;42439913]it's the newest fad among the kids[/QUOTE] This would be funny, if it weren't so sad.
This dude would fake an infant's death to cure someone's hiccups.
[QUOTE=ThatSwordGuy;42439927]This dude would fake an infant's death to cure someone's hiccups.[/QUOTE]There was some British noble, whose name currently escapes me, who set fire to his own pyjamas to cure his hiccups
I don't understand how this can be a prank at all.
[QUOTE=AshMan55;42439825]What the hell was he thinking.[/QUOTE] Probably about the teacher's ass.
Because when you think of a senior prank, rape is the best of em.
[QUOTE=bradleigh;42439887]A senior prank is like filling the chemistry room with a bunch of balloons or gift-wrapping a teacher's car. Grabbing a woman and holding a knife to her side seems a tad bit extreme.[/QUOTE] senior pranks at our school usually involve drawing dicks on the chalkboards and moving the chairs and desks slightly out of order
[QUOTE=The golden;42440467]A bunch of kids at my school thought it would be a superb prank to smash up a teachers car. Yeah, getting the shit fined out of you and spending several months in prison is a real great prank guys, just fantastic. Also this case isn't a prank. This is just flat out attempted rape.[/QUOTE] my dad's girlfriend pranked her geography teacher by getting the class to push his car into the school swimming pool.
[QUOTE=supersnail11;42440450]senior pranks at our school usually involve drawing dicks on the chalkboards and moving the chairs and desks slightly out of order[/QUOTE] Your school is truly full of rebels.
I thought "super super super senior" would mean it was done by a 110-year old man or something
[img]http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site568/2013/1001/20131001__ssmt1002rwcteacher~1_200.JPG[/img] Here's an image of him.
[QUOTE=Fine Hats;42439853]OK, when you're brainstorming pranks, "rape" and "kidnapping" rank slightly below "murder" and "genocide" for things you shouldn't even consider.[/QUOTE] I can see the genocide prank from here Stab all muslims with a knife to which you attach a paper fish.
the guys at my highschool moved benches to the roof
No one can be stupid enough to do something like this as a "prank", if women claim someone raped them isn't their word usually believed in court more than the mans anyway? Let alone if they were goddamn kidnapped beforehand (or almost)
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