Mom forces son to kill hamster with hammer due to bad grades - Polidicks

[quote=AJC]As punishment for bad grades, a Georgia mother forced her 12-year-old son to kill his pet hamster with a hammer, police said. The day after he was forced to kill his pet, the child told his teacher, Meriwether County Sheriff Steve Whitlock told the AJC Thursday evening. The teacher reported the incident to DFCS authorities, who contacted police, Whitlock said. The pet's death allegedly took place at the family's Warm Springs home. On Friday, 38-year-old Lynn Middlebrooks Geter was arrested, Whitlock said. Geter faces one charge each of animal cruelty, child cruelty and battery. Geter remained in the Meriwether County jail Thursday evening, Whitlock said. Meriwether County is located about 90 minutes southwest of Atlanta. [/quote] Source : [url]http://www.ajc.com/news/cops-mom-forces-son-280517.html[/url] What the fuck. :geno:

Good. Fucked up parents.

Assuming that's Atlanta, Georgia, it makes slightly more sense. Seriously though, "You have a D in Math?! Let's emotionally dramatize you so it won't happen again!" because it always works.

How would killing his hamster improve his grades

That's fucking disgusting, that's not punishment :/ what can he possibly learn from this experience? "Fail in life, kill your pets."

Fucking stupid mother.

[img]http://sharetv.org/images/animal_cops_san_francisco-show.jpg[/img] ANIMAL COPS only on animal planet They're just like real cops only useless.

[QUOTE=Nippyftl;19782307]That's fucking disgusting, that's not punishment :/ what can he possibly learn from this experience? "Fail in life, kill your pets."[/QUOTE] sounds like an advice dog image

poor hamster. bad images in my head. took this to heart cus ive had 3 hamsters

[QUOTE=Swimbound;19782316]sounds like an advice dog image[/QUOTE] That's what I just thought, ahaa.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782310][img]http://sharetv.org/images/animal_cops_san_francisco-show.jpg[/img] ANIMAL COPS only on animal planet They're just like real cops only useless.[/QUOTE] Every show on animal planet is like a real show only useless [editline]06:40PM[/editline] Except Steve Irwin RIP

[QUOTE=Lighting;19782308]Fucking stupid mother.[/QUOTE] You sure hit the nail on the head there

[QUOTE=TH89;19782466]Every show on animal planet is like a real show only useless [editline]06:40PM[/editline] Except Steve Irwin RIP[/QUOTE] Everyone on Animal Planet always acts so surprised that they're on TV. Like "Holy shit this is a real show on a real channel? I thought you came into this vet's office to rape my cat." I used to watch that show Animal Hospital or whatever where every five minutes they had to put down a pet. I watched it purely to see how many different animals they could kill in a given hour. Lizards, cats, birds, dogs, all those motherfuckers went down in like thirty minutes. And after seeing ten pets die on camera the sappy, sad music loses its effect.

[img]http://www.petpress.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2007/07/cute-hamster.jpg[/img] Why would you kill something THAT cute? :<

[QUOTE=Pascall;19782514][img]http://www.petpress.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2007/07/cute-hamster.jpg[/img] Why would you kill something THAT cute? :<[/QUOTE] they piss and shit everywhere. They make a noise, did you know that? They go CHAAAUGH, they're ASSHOLES. They're shit animals.

[QUOTE=Pascall;19782514] Why would you kill something THAT cute? :<[/QUOTE] That thing is fucking ugly. Nuff said.

You people have no soul.

"Stop! Hammstertime!" No, seriously, that's fucked up.

[QUOTE=Pascall;19782543]You people have no soul.[/QUOTE] I could shoot a baby deer in the mouth and not feel anything. I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be like "Oh look it's dead, that's interesting. Guess that's what happens when you shoot it in the fuckin mouth." I would go out of my way to kill a deer. I would gladly suck five bleedy dicks in an ally to get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782559]I could shoot a baby deer in the mouth and not feel anything. I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be like "Oh look it's dead, that's interesting. Guess that's what happens when you shoot it in the fuckin mouth." I would go out of my way to kill a deer. I would gladly suck five bleedy dicks in an ally to get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.[/QUOTE] lol, the hamster was a deer in a disguise

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782559]I could shoot a baby deer in the mouth and not feel anything. I wouldn't feel anything. I'd be like "Oh look it's dead, that's interesting. Guess that's what happens when you shoot it in the fuckin mouth." I would go out of my way to kill a deer. I would gladly suck five bleedy dicks in an ally to get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.[/QUOTE] Lankist, you crazy sunuvagun, I think it's way past your bedtime.

What a retarded mother

[QUOTE=Lankist;19782559] I would go out of my way to kill a deer. I would gladly suck five bleedy dicks in an ally to get AIDS and then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imagehost.org/0781/catface.png[/img] TMI, man.

[img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/364/Advice-Dog-GET-BAD-GRADES-KILL-YOUR-PETS.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;19782596]Lankist, you crazy sunuvagun, I think it's way past your bedtime.[/QUOTE] I just fuckin hate deer. I was drivin down to walgreens the other day because we needed toilet paper because I'd thrown it all in the garbage so I could get out of the fuckin house. So I see this deer and I hit it with the headlights and he just does the whole "DUHH" shit and won't get out of the way. He's like "c-c-can I g-? Can I go?" And I'm just like "Fuckin GO fuckin go" and he's just all "I d-don't know if I can GO!" So I swerved out of the way and he just PANICKED. And I swear, he rammed his own fuckin body into the side of my fuckin car. Just shattered my mirror, destroyed my mirror. He broke his own neck, I HEARD his break his own fucking neck. And then he just dragged his stupid deer head into the woods and he died. And I'm glad he's dead. I was glad right away. I got out of my car, I did, and I yelled "I'M GLAD YOU'RE DEAD YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I HOPE YOUR DEER WIFE FINDS YOU AND DIES OF A BROKEN HEART! I HOPE YOUR DEER BABIES STARVE TO DEATH YOU FUCKING YOU BROKE MY MIRROR!"

Damn, I feel so sorry for the kid.

Deer: The bane of Lankist.

Good to know our next generation of kids is being raised by some top notch parents.

fucking deer ruining cars selfish cunts [editline]06:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Pascall;19782688]Deer: The bane of Lankist.[/QUOTE] more like Lankists car: The bane of a deer

They should really start making mentality tests for parents...