Going to movie with this chick - General

O.k heres my problem. I fucking hate horror movies, this is my first girlfriend, and im kind of awkward around chicks. FUCK. We r going to see the crazies. wat do? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong forum" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

Talk to her like you talk to your male friends.

Fast threads is that way <-----

And just be normal, try to relax!

put a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bag, and put your dick in there. she'll enjoy it.

Start crying uncontrollably during the movie and ask for comfort. Ladies like the unpredictable types.

The number1 rule when watching movies with a girl is.. Watch horror movies. Of course only then when the girl is a easy-to-scare type. Then she just is hugging you all the time and holding your hand, and sleeps tightly in you when sleeping. Oh well, I suppose this only occurs when you are watching the movie over at hers.. or shit.. I did this.. PS I'm drunk

I dont talk too nice to my "male friends" Im that funny guy, class clown, that kind of thing... I really like her though, but she doesnt get my sense of humor so acting normal is out of question

[QUOTE=emPiRe14;20218379]Start crying uncontrollably during the movie and ask for comfort. Ladies like the unpredictable types.[/QUOTE] Don't do this.

use the classic "yawn" technique

[QUOTE=Odellus;20218395]Don't do this.[/QUOTE] wasnt planning on it =P

If you get scared grab her boob for comfort. Chicks dig this.

do me.. I mean.. do mine

[QUOTE=_Mythic;20218403]use the classic "yawn" technique[/QUOTE] does this work?

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218433]does this work?[/QUOTE] If you want to seem like a creep, yeah, it does.

Punch her in the face. If she is still conscious punch her again.

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218433]does this work?[/QUOTE] counting shoulders is more fun ;D

Put on a Sean Connery accent and act amused, while smoking a pipe.

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218433]does this work?[/QUOTE] If you prepare it well.. maybe.

ITT: People with no experience with women try and give advice to some poor asshole.

Finger her, like seriously finger her during the movie. Or try to get a handjob. Although if you do finger her don't do it like they do in porn that's too rough.

Get a black guy to go behind the screen and burn the place down.

Ask live customer support.

[QUOTE=Mr.2007;20218482]Finger her, like seriously finger her during the movie. Or try to get a handjob. Although if you do finger her don't do it like they do in porn that's too rough.[/QUOTE] first date. first girlfriend. wtf.

Dating girls is overrated. The internet is way better.

Whip out your cock, grab her face and make her suck it. :smug: Also, OP are you fucking 12? Like seriously grow a pair and just bare the fucking move.

[QUOTE=(Mpire);20218518]Whip out your cock, grab her face and make her suck it. :smug:[/QUOTE] Also ITT, lonely guys who spout out their fantasies.

[QUOTE=7DeadlySyns;20218419]If you get scared grab her boob for comfort. Chicks dig this.[/QUOTE] ^ Do this

[QUOTE=Shadowrain2;20218546]Also ITT, lonely guys who spout out their fantasies.[/QUOTE] Also ITT, 12 year olds who are afraid to see movies with girls and ask an online forum what they should do.

[QUOTE=ForTehWolf...2!;20218564]^ Do this[/QUOTE] .... I figured i shouldnt have come here for advice