So I've been thinking alot and I still can't decide.
Should I buy fleshlight or not?
I'm been reading comments and reviews on the internet, and not even a single person said, that it sucks. They say that it's very close to the real thing. I would really like to try it, but there's a catch:
I'm still a virgin. It's not that I'm shy or anything, but I'm seeing that girls don't even want to hang out with me. (Am I a wierdo or something?) Btw, I'm 1 month away from my 19th birthday, so I'm in the legal age to use it. I just still don't know, if it's a good idea before having sex the first time.
Some people say that it's better to try it on fleshlight first, so that you won't be terrible in bed the first time, but some say that it ruined their first sex experience, because they thought it will fell much better than fleshlight.
Should I wait until I'm not a virgin anymore, or should I just give it a go and enjoy myself with it?
Problem is that I don't really know, how long will I be a virgin. Months or years can pass before that happens. And my hand is just getting old from day to day.
Does anyone have it here? Can you give me any advice?
You're really sad.
I recognize the name, but whats a fleshlight?
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401651]
I'm been reading comments and reviews on the internet, and not even a single person said,[B] that it sucks[/B].
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Of course it doesn't suck, its not a mouth.
Pay a hooker and get laid... simple..
I want one to practice my penetration skills on
[QUOTE=Pandemix;21401660]I recognize the name, but whats a fleshlight?[/QUOTE]
It's like a fleshy flashlight that you can fuck.
while you're at it buy a copy of WoW for yourself also
[QUOTE=Aurora93;21401684]while you're at it buy a copy of WoW for yourself also[/QUOTE]
Why? So you can finally have a friend to play with?
[QUOTE=Pandemix;21401660]I recognize the name, but whats a fleshlight?[/QUOTE]
It's a fake pussy hidden in a flashlight. Youtube it.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;21401660]I recognize the name, but whats a fleshlight?[/QUOTE]
it's like a flashlight you put your dick into
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21401687]Why? So you can finally have a friend to play with?[/QUOTE]
Where's the zing button when you need it.
[QUOTE=Aurora93;21401684]while you're at it buy a copy of WoW for yourself also[/QUOTE]
No thanks, I don't like RPG. And I'm not that big of a lowlife prick. I have friends and go to parties, but girls just doesn't seem to be interested in me so much.
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21401687]Why? So you can finally have a friend to play with?[/QUOTE]
okay now you're just trying to troll me because you have a little grudge with me oh boo hoo
[QUOTE=Prof. Oak;21401687]Why? So you can finally have a friend to play with?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3946/lol2oov.jpg[/img]
60 bucks. Don't do it.
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401717]No thanks, I don't like RPG. And I'm not that big of a lowlife prick. I have friends and go to parties, but girls just doesn't seem to be interested in me so much.[/QUOTE]
Bathe.
[QUOTE=M_B;21401727][img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3946/lol2oov.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
was finding that image, but thanks anyways
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401717]Girls just doesn't seem to be interested in me so much.[/QUOTE]
Well then you've got a problem.
I just googled it, and it doesnt look like its worth it. I mean seriously, it just seems sad.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;21401741]I mean seriously, it just seems sad.[/QUOTE]
I second that..
[QUOTE=Dlaor;21401728]60 bucks. Don't do it.[/QUOTE]
That's fucking expensive.
But I guess if you're a lonely person who doesn't go out at all, you could afford it.
If you buy one you'll pretty much become a loser in an instant.
And yet if girls would see you owned one. That'd be bad.
If you can't afford one, make one out of sandpaper and wood.
[QUOTE=D2K5S1;21401677]I want one to practice my penetration skills on[/QUOTE]
Can the fleshlight talk now?
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And I don't think you will be enjoying the fleshlight better than your hand, so waste of money bud.
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401717]And I'm not that big of a lowlife prick. I have friends and go to parties.[/QUOTE]
It's not nice to lie to Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Pandemix;21401660]I recognize the name, but whats a fleshlight?[/QUOTE]
[img]http://mymalesexuality.com/products/images/FleshlightSB.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ashxu;21401794]It's not nice to lie to Facepunch.[/QUOTE]
Believe me, I'm done lying. I've got friends and all, but as I said, girls just don't see me as a boyfriend I guess. They see me as a cool, funny guy who's nice to talk to. At least that's why my female friends tell me.
You will feel the deepest self-loathing and regret once you're done. It'll haunt your life too.
[QUOTE=Greendead;21401822]At least that's why my female friends tell me.[/QUOTE]
They lie.
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