7 year old gets the greatest gift of all.. a boob implant voucher! - Polidicks

[url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2000871/Sarah-Burge-Human-Barbie-gives-daughter-boob-job-voucher-7th-birthday.html#ixzz1OnQ0ErlU[/url] [quote]She made the headlines last year when she confessed to teaching her then six-year-old daughter Poppy to pole dance. And now Sarah Burge is back in the spotlight again - for all the wrong reasons. The 50-year-old mother - a self-confessed plastic surgery addict known as The Human Barbie - has boasted that she gave a £6,000 breast enlargement voucher to her daughter for her seventh birthday. Miss Burge, who has spent more than £500,000 on her own surgical enhancements and wants to make her daughter into a glamour model, said Poppy 'squealed with delight' when she was given the voucher. Inappropriate? Sarah Burge has given her daughter a £6,000 boob job voucher for her seventh birthday party Appropriate? Sarah Burge has given her daughter a £6,000 boob job voucher for her seventh birthday She said: 'Poppy begged me for a boob job, so I gave her the voucher so she can have it after she's 16, when it's legal. 'If she develops naturally big boobs, she can have something else done with it.' The voucher was part of a £12,000 'exotic pamper party' that Miss Burge organised to mark her daughter's birthday. Excited: Burge says her daughter 'squealed with delight' when she was given the voucher Excited: Poppy 'squealed with delight' when she was given the voucher, according to her mother HIGH STREET BANS SUGGESTIVE CLOTHING High street shops were told not to sell padded bras and sexually suggestive clothes to children under guidelines unveiled earlier this week. The tough new rules coincide with the publication of a Government-commissioned review into the sexualisation of children by Reg Bailey, head of the Mothers' Union. They reflect public disquiet about the marketing of suggestive clothes and sexual slogans targeted at young children. Controversial products have included High School Musical-themed underwear with the slogan 'Dive In' and crop tops for young girls bearing the slogan 'future porn star'. Mr Bailey's review demands that retailers sign a voluntary code of practice on how to sell to children. Tesco and Sainsbury's have already signed up to the deal drawn up by the British Retail Consortium, along with Asda, Marks & Spencer, Next, John Lewis, Debenhams, Argos and Peacocks. Poppy and seven friends had manicures, pedicures and makeovers. They dressed up with fake tattoos, drank pretend champagne in the back of a pink pamper bus and ate a designer cake costing £250. Poppy wore a £300 dress for the party, adding nail varnish, eyeshadow and hair extensions. Miss Burge told Closer magazine: 'Poppy isn't interested in bouncy castles or pass the parcel, so I splashed out on something a little more grown-up. 'The girls got lots of attention from our neighbours. 'They love having all eyes on them and were posing and pouting for photos,' she said. As well as the breast enlargement voucher, Miss Burge bought her daughter thousands of pounds worth of gifts, including a £250 computer, a £450 pink Swarovski crystal ring and necklace set and the promise of a £4,000 spa break. The main event though, was the breast enlargement voucher. Poppy says: 'I wanted a new computer, a holiday and a voucher for surgery. When I got it all, it was a dream come true. All my friends were jealous. 'I can't wait to be like Mummy with big boobs. They're pretty.' Splurge: The voucher formed part of a £12,000 'exotic pamper party' laid on by Burge to celebrate daughter Poppy's birthday Exotic: The voucher formed part of a £12,000 'pamper party' laid on by Miss Burge to celebrate Poppy's birthday Miss Burge, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is more than capable of paying for the lavish celebration thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels. Admitting that her daughters Charlotte, 25, Hannah, 17 and step-daughter Jazzy, 17, have already had Botox and are planning further surgery of their own, Miss Burge reveals a worryingly blasé attitude towards surgery. Read more in this week's Closer magazine, on newsstands now Set to celebrate her 51st birthday later this year with £51,000 of surgery including a facelift, bottom implants and liposuction, she plans to allow her youngest daughter to watch the procedures on video. She said: 'I want Poppy to see what will happen. 'Some people think it's controversial and I get angry when strangers say I'm a bad mother because I don't think there's any harm in giving her this gift. 'Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside. Girls don't want Snow White and Cinderella any more. 'They want to be WAGs and famous like Cheryl Cole and Lady Gaga. I'm just supporting her and making her dreams come true.[/quote] [img_thumb]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/08/article-2000871-0C77823500000578-433_468x536.jpg[/img_thumb] priorities!!!!! also rate dumb for bad grammar

i also like to make threads while drunk off my ass

What in the world would make you do that? Goddamn, this is stupid. Also, who calls their girl Poppy?

why humanity why

parents poorly influencing their children, what else is new? [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] on an almost unrelated note, i love how much money is pumped into aesthetic stuff when we could be developing methods for deus ex style augmentation

[QUOTE=Mattk50;30367926]parents poorly influencing their children, what else is new? [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] on an almost unrelated note, i love how much money is pumped into aesthetic stuff when we could be developing methods for deus ex style augmentation[/QUOTE] my boobs are augmented

[QUOTE=rosthouse;30367920]What in the world would make you do that? Goddamn, this is stupid. Also, who calls their girl Poppy?[/QUOTE] Considering theres a link the daily mail I'm presuming this girl is British, therefore, Brits.

[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;30367998]my boobs are augmented[/QUOTE] i got typhoons installed in them the other day

Also she will be from the South, if shes not I'm impressed with the idiocy thats spreading up North.

[QUOTE=Clunj;30368012]Considering theres a link the daily mail I'm presuming this girl is British, therefore, Brits.[/QUOTE] considering the money is in pounds i would have assumed england/britain/tophatland/whatever you people are calling it now

[QUOTE=Clunj;30368016]Also she will be from the South, if shes not I'm impressed with the idiocy thats spreading up North.[/QUOTE] Yes, because the north is full of perfect people and the south is the only place with idiots. :downs:

[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;30367998]my boobs are augmented[/QUOTE] Mine got Military-grade Machineguns. Bitches. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Clunj;30368016]Also she will be from the South, if shes not I'm impressed with the idiocy thats spreading up North.[/QUOTE] She lives in the south.

[QUOTE=Trainbike;30368116]Yes, because the north is full of perfect people and the south is the only place with idiots. :downs:[/QUOTE] Glad you agree. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] I live up North if you didn't guess.

What's a boon?

[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;30368272]What's a boon?[/QUOTE] I think he meant "boob".

Poor child :geno: [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] I realize that she'll obviously get it when she's older, which is what makes me feel bad about her.

[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;30368272]What's a boon?[/QUOTE] good job not reading the op and just coming in the thread to be a smartass about grammar.

Why does this even make news? Obviously the mum is doing this shit to get publicity for her daughter who is destined to be a "glamour model" or some shit like that

what have you been drinking

[QUOTE=Gareth;30368329]good job not reading the op and just coming in the thread to be a smartass about grammar.[/QUOTE] good job not knowing that you are being a smartass about grammar.

I wish I was drunk now. This story is disgusting. I bet all the pedo fags are scrambling to find pics before she gets a tit implant.

This isn't all that bad if you read between the lines. It's a crazy mother spending out obscene amounts of money on useless crap for a young girl who thinks being grown up is 'cool'. It has less to do with pedophilia and more to do with her mother being too literal in children's fantasies. Seriously guys, take a day off.

[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;30368844]I wish I was drunk now. This story is disgusting. I bet all the pedo fags are scrambling to find pics before she gets a tit implant.[/QUOTE] Well, they have eleven years, so.... It's just sick is what it is. Telling your kids it's okay to become a plastic figurine is just wrong.

[QUOTE=MrEndangered;30368932]This isn't all that bad if you read between the lines. It's a crazy mother spending out obscene amounts of money on useless crap for a young girl who thinks being grown up is 'cool'. It has less to do with pedophilia and more to do with her mother being too literal in children's fantasies. Seriously guys, take a day off.[/QUOTE] It is in relation to pedophilia. The pedophiles are more than likely going crazy over this The moment this girl gets her tit implant, they're all gunna be "Ew too old, what a grandma"

automerge broke

Stage parents, the pride of the parent crop.

[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;30368213]Glad you agree. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] I live up North if you didn't guess.[/QUOTE] That explains your name.

Her mother is hideous

She looks awfully familiar. Didn't she do some child "sexy" wear with someone else's daughter?