[url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-12073178[/url]
[quote]A 54-year-old man has died after becoming trapped in a hot oven at a canoe factory in Cheshire.
Alan Catterall, from Murdishaw, was cleaning machinery at Pyranha Mouldings in Runcorn. He was discovered in the oven shortly before 0900 GMT on Thursday.
The Health and Safety Executive (HSE) has been informed.
The firm said it was "shocked and saddened at the tragic loss" of Mr Catterall.
It added that it was co-operating with the police and the HSE. Cheshire Police said a criminal investigation was not being carried out and the coroner had been informed.
The North West Ambulance Service (NWAS) said the oven was hot when they arrived and Mr Catterall was found inside it.
It is the second fatal industrial accident in north-west England in less than 24 hours.
A 39-year-old man was killed while working at Gaskells Waste Services in Kirkdale, Merseyside, on Thursday.
Two weeks ago, two men were killed at Sonae chipboard factory in nearby Kirkby.
Thomas Elmer, 27, and James Bibby, 24, both from Waterfoot, Lancashire, died when they were dragged into a giant silo.[/quote]
I bet the Nazis were involved!
Why would a canoe factory need a giant fucking oven
[QUOTE=Heidenreich;26929622]Why would a canoe factory need a giant fucking oven[/QUOTE]
How do you think the wood in the canoes are shaped.
Would of been funny if he was a jew.
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gas the canoews
[QUOTE=Heidenreich;26929622]Why would a canoe factory need a giant fucking oven[/QUOTE]
They have to dry the wood
Points for absurdity!
[QUOTE=nunu;26929672]They have to dry the wood[/QUOTE]
It could also be used in the curing process before final finishing.
Doesn't anybody check these things before they turn them on?
This seems like one of the absurd deaths that you would see on "1000 Ways to Die"
Then again, people are stupid enough to do these things and forget proper safety ordinances.
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;26929653]Would of been funny if he was a jew.[/QUOTE]
i laughed at the title
[quote]Thomas Elmer, 27, and James Bibby, 24, both from Waterfoot, Lancashire, died when they were dragged into a giant silo.[/quote]
:smith:
I live i... near Lancashire.
My how ironic that a man should die in an oven used to bake the boats that would later ride along the clear cool water he so desperately needed.
What do humans taste like.
So, do they sell the canoes that he died with or not? Or at a discounted price?
[editline]24th December 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;26931615]What do humans taste like.[/QUOTE]
They are indistinguishable in taste from veal. Apparently it's nothing special. It's hard to verify any claims, given the nature of what it is. I've also heard of it having a very faint pork flavor.
[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;26931914]So, do they sell the canoes that he died with or not? Or at a discounted price?
[editline]24th December 2010[/editline]
They are indistinguishable in taste from veal. Apparently it's nothing special. It's hard to verify any claims, given the nature of what it is. I've also heard of it having a very faint pork flavor.[/QUOTE]
We taste like shit. Human isn't very tasty, we also look like shit too. Most animals stay away from us due to this (and the fact that we kill them a lot too).
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;26932654]We taste like shit. Human isn't very tasty, we also look like shit too. Most animals stay away from us due to this (and the fact that we kill them a lot too).[/QUOTE]
We eat pretty much everything that lives.
Why not each other, i mean he is already dead why not feed on his corpse like a salladsbord from hell.
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;26931615]What do humans taste like.[/QUOTE]
Tasty, gross-looking meat.
Well I gotta say, wood working is a hot job.
[QUOTE=Brage Nyman;26931615]What do humans taste like.[/QUOTE]
Taste varies from age, older people taste like rough, dry, beef. Younger people taste more like veal.
Of course, this is hearsay.
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;26932654]We taste like shit. Human isn't very tasty, we also look like shit too. Most animals stay away from us due to this (and the fact that we kill them a lot too).[/QUOTE]
Actually most stay away from us because of an instinct that developed over time that says "The hairless apes are here oh fucking lord almighty let's get the fuck out of here yesterday!"
I have a fear of dying in canoe factory ovens.
Looks like he's up shit creek without a paddle.
I tried :smith:.
Would have been funny if he was a nazi.
[QUOTE=aznz888;26931273]This seems like one of the absurd deaths that you would see on "1000 Ways to Die"[/QUOTE]
Well actually, they already had one almost exactly like this.
Worker fell asleep in one of the ovens and another worker turned it on without checking it.
Imagine the pain he felt. The oven slowly getting hotter and hotter with him boiling alive inside.
[QUOTE=Ridz0r;26929653][highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight][/QUOTE]
It's funny because Jews aren't a race.
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;26941345]It's funny because Jews aren't a race.[/QUOTE]
antisemitism, racism, not much difference
That'll teach him to use company property to reheat his lunch!
[quote]both died when they were dragged into a giant silo.[/quote]
Dragged into a giant silo? That sounds horrifying.
[QUOTE=DienDwemar;26941345]It's funny because Jews aren't a race.[/QUOTE]
"Jew" has become interchangeable with "Semite".
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