• It's Not What It Looks Like! 40-Year Old Woman Caught Nekkid in Teen’s Closet
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[url=http://www.myfoxmemphis.com/dpp/news/crime/022511-40-year-old-caught-naked-in-teen’s-closet]Source[/url] [release][quote][tab]Mary Collier[/tab][img]http://media2.myfoxmemphis.com//photo/2011/02/25/Mary_Collier_20110225200409_320_240.JPG[/img][/quote] MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A 40-year old woman is facing rape charges after being caught naked inside a closet with a 16-year old teen. [B]In Brief: [list] [*]Mary Magdalene Collier was caught naked inside 16-year old boy’s closet. [*]Both Collier and 16-year old admitted to sexual relationship. [*]16-year old's mother found them inside closet and filed complaint.[/B] [/list] According to an affidavit, 40-year old Mary Magdalene Collier was arrested for aggravated statutory rape after the teen’s mother discovered they were having a sexual relationship. Both the 16-year old and Collier admitted to having an on going sexual relationship since January of 2011. The teen’s mother called police after unexpectedly returning home and finding her son partial naked and Collier completely naked inside her son’s closet. Collier is still behind bars at Shelby County's Jail East and currently has a $50,000 bond. Her next court date is March 3rd.[/release] What in Zeus's name was that boy thinking when he started dating that woman?! I mean, LOOK AT HER, SHE'S BALD!! :gonk:
there is not enough vomit in the world for this situation.
nonononononononono[B]NONONONONO[/B][H2]NONONONONO[/H2]
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28361309]nonononononononono[B]NONONONONO[/B][H2]NONONONONO[/H2][/QUOTE] i guess yes
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[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28361309]nonononononononono[B]NONONONONO[/B][H2]NONONONONO[/H2][/QUOTE] I know, right! If that's her face, just imagine her... her... v-vajayjay :ohdear: [I]*runs to the bathroom to barf*[/I] BLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH :barf:
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28361070][b]Mary Magdalene[/b] Collier [/QUOTE] Wasn't Mary Magdalene Jesus' prostitute girlfriend in the bible? Shiiiiiiiiiiit That woman most certainly lives up to her name. The following picture is not meant to be offensive to the christian religion. It's a mockery of the name of this woman in combination with her deeds. [media]http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/2811/lolfmb.png[/media]
[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6601025/Pictures/Reaction%20Pics/vomitbig.gif[/img]
It's exactly what it looks like.
Better version: [media]http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/5203/lolbf.png[/media] Again, please don't take any offense from this. This image is meant to mock the woman, not the christian religion itself.
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;28361554][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6601025/Pictures/Reaction%20Pics/vomitbig.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Goddamn it I was about to post that.
[QUOTE=FPtje;28361736]Better version: [media]http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/5203/lolbf.png[/media] Again, please don't take any offense from this. This image is meant to mock the woman, not the christian religion itself.[/QUOTE] when you tell people not to take offense to a joke it kinda ruins it.
[QUOTE=Pockets;28361934]when you tell people not to take offense to a joke it kinda ruins it.[/QUOTE] But you never know how people will reply
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I expected to see a hot MILF. Very disappointed.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;28361070]What in Zeus's name was that boy thinking when he started dating that woman?! I mean, LOOK AT HER, SHE'S BALD!! :gonk:[/QUOTE] The kid was probably ugly and desperate to have sex.
Jesus christ that hair.
Hey that's pretty h- *click* AAUUGGHH
I'd tap.
My eyes are burning from her face.
[QUOTE=Masson;28362736]I'd tap.[/QUOTE] With a 2m long steel pipe
Raped by a Mutant!
:suicide:
Now that is just Disgusting! The mum of the teen must of jumped out the window after witnessing that. What are people like now! , What next someone getting jiggy with a camel?
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:psyboom: How in the hell?
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;28361309]nonononononononono[B]NONONONONO[/B][H2]NONONONONO[/H2][/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ[/media]
Why the fuck someone would want to have sex with that?
I'd hit it. WITH A CROWBAR.
[QUOTE=FPtje;28362209]But you never know how people will reply[/QUOTE] Deal /w it. It's the same as making a post that you thought made sense but then you get hundreds of Dumb ratings. Just ignore the chance and do it. At least you won't get banned.
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