David Taranto, Pervert EMT, Busted for Fondling Crash Victim in Ambulance - Polidicks

David Taranto didn't become an EMT for the New York Fire Department to save lives. No, he thought it would be a great way to meet chicks, seeing as how he would encounter them while they were incapacitated, thus rendering them incapable of noticing he wasn't a catch... So he put his visionary dating methodology to work the other day after being called to a car accident in Staten Island. An injured woman needed transport by ambulance to the hospital. That's when our Lothario decided to bust out his inner perv. He put his hand underneath the woman's shirt with a stethoscope, pretending to engage in medical activity. But instead he decided to squeeze her boob, just to make sure the accident had harmed its squishability. When they finally reached the hospital, Taranto stayed with the woman for three hours, even though she wasn't seriously hurt. During that time, he also put her number in his phone. The woman was apparently willing to let it all be -- except that Taranto called her for three straight days. So she finally called the cops. He's now been charged with being a pervert and unauthorized boob repair. He's also been suspended for 30 days, forced to sign a protection order, and may well lose his EMT license. Source: [url]http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/07/david_taranto_pervert_emt_bust.php[/url]

"You come here often hot stuff?"

[QUOTE=Lambeth;31125506]"You come here often hot stuff?"[/QUOTE] "Oh yeah, i'm a regular."

"Hey baby, you have some pretty sexy legs lying over there."

What a, well, perv.

thanks op you've now convinced me that boob repair would be the best job ever

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;31125798]thanks op you've now convinced me that boob repair would be the best job ever[/QUOTE] no problem

I hate how this article is written.

Huh....the article...isn't biased at all. [editline]15th July 2011[/editline] Protip:If your article looks like it could've come from cracked.com then you probably suck at being a journalist.

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[QUOTE=VengfulSoldier;31126050]Huh....the article...isn't biased at all. [editline]15th July 2011[/editline] Protip:If your article looks like it could've come from cracked.com then you probably suck at being a journalist.[/QUOTE] I'm sure the woman he was fondling thought the story was real funny. I really hope this isn't a legit newspaper... [quote]By Pete Kotz in Douchebags, Sex crimes[/quote] Nope.

A [url=http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/perv_emt_copped_feel_cops_SQfplSgj7es4gjO7wu4RQL]more legitimate looking version[/url].

[QUOTE=Paramud;31131142]A [url=http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/perv_emt_copped_feel_cops_SQfplSgj7es4gjO7wu4RQL]more legitimate looking version[/url].[/QUOTE] Yeah the article in the OP was horribly written, it assumed so much about the guy's motives, and blatantly mocked him. That's not journalism.

I think Cyanide and Happiness had something about this guy, oh yeah here it is: [IMG]http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y170/cecilb6/choking.png[/IMG]

how dare she! he saves her breasts and she refuses to even go on a date with him!!! that selfish bitch

"Baby,if your legs weren't stuck under that car,and your boobs werent hacked to bits,I would wanna have yo baby"

[QUOTE=VengfulSoldier;31126050]Huh....the article...isn't biased at all. [editline]15th July 2011[/editline] Protip:If your article looks like it could've come from cracked.com then you probably suck at being a journalist.[/QUOTE] well, it's hard to be pro-fondling-car-accident-victims, but it doesn't need to add all the extra shit it did. whoever wrote this is a shitty journalist, but a top notch blogger.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;31146492]well, it's hard to be pro-fondling-car-accident-victims, but it doesn't need to add all the extra shit it did. whoever wrote this is a shitty journalist, but a top notch blogger.[/QUOTE] IN general, you're not supposed to look like a cracked article. If you do you should probably go back to a rough draft.