[b][u]Conspiracy Theories[/b][/u]
They date back for many years.
Wether it be:
- 9/11
- Assasination of JFK
- Assasination of Abraham Lincoln
- Assasination of Martin Luther King Jr.
- Barack Obama's Birth Place
- The Creation of AIDS
- Micheal Jackson is Still Alive
- Tupac Shakur Faked His Death
- The Moon Landing in 1969
- December 21, 2012
- The Pyramids in Egypt
- Men in Black
- Roswell 1947 Incident
- New World Order
- Holocaust
- Osama Bin Laden's Death
Or many more
Do you believe in [b]any[/b] conspiracy theory? The only thing I question is "[i]who [b]REALLY[/b] killed JFK?[/i] " and "[i]Are aliens real at all? Is the government trying to hide something?[/i] "
All of us know of a person who talks about them all the time. Conspiracy Theories are all around us. Wether it be in our school, on the news, or in the media. Some are just stupid and some actually make since.
[b][i]-What is your view on them?[/b][/i]
[b][i]-If you believe in any theory, what is it?[/b][/i]
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29700799]What is your view on them?[/QUOTE]
You can't just lump all of them together like that. Some are completely insane, some sound like they might possibly have a credible basis.
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But anyway, I'm sure it's widely known that Osama used Apollo 18 to travel back in time and kill JFK with bullets made from smelted flying saucers.
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And the moon landings were faked to cover up the real holocaust of the moon people.
We all know that Obama detonated underwater nukes in the Marianas Trench in order to contain Megatron with a steady dose of radiation.
The nuclear detonation caused severe tremors and earthquakes that lead up to Northern Japan which caused devastating tsunamis and crippled the Japanese Nuclear power plants along the shore. Therefore he may be able to satisfy his oil company constituents by galvanizing the press on the dangers of nuclear power.
Hitting two birds with one stone...How did we miss this...
The majority of them are complete bullshit, however occasionally there may be a couple that actually make some sense.
In my opinion Obama is infact Osama from the past. He went back in time, shot JFK, came back, flew a plane into the twin towers then accidentally teleported back in time into an alien vessel, crashed that at Roswell then went forward into the future, created a mass earthquake device, then aimed it at china but hit Japan.
He also invented gays.
[QUOTE=Assburgers;29700947]The majority of them are complete bullshit (e.g. the government causing 9/11). Occasionally there may be a couple that actually make some sense, however.[/QUOTE]
I know. Some people say that the Holocaust never happened. I sit there and ask them, "so what happened to 6 million Jewish people?"
Most of the evidence there is for conspiracy theories is just inane bullshit that you would only see as credible if you were already convinced your theory was true.
Some of them do make sense, because it's all about the money these days.
I'm up for a debate on the moon landings if any conspiracy nuts want to make a fool of themselves.
That said, very few conspiracy theories seem to be worth caring about, but some could of course be probable.
Wait, there's a serious conspiracy theory to the pyramids in Egypt?
Allow me to laugh!
Ha-ha!
[QUOTE=Komeight;29701248]Wait, there's a serious conspiracy theory to the pyramids in Egypt?
Allow me to laugh!
Ha-ha![/QUOTE]
Some people say that aliens helped the Egyptians.
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29701276]Some people say that aliens helped the Egyptians.[/QUOTE]
I helped the Egyptians.
Just thought i'd slap this on here:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6MOnehCOUw[/media]
More:
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZ71sj3Kn0[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyInKT95eG0[/url]
[QUOTE=LarparNar;29701169]I'm up for a debate on the moon landings if any conspiracy nuts want to make a fool of themselves.
That said, very few conspiracy theories seem to be worth caring about, but some could of course be probable.[/QUOTE]
JFK assassination, November 22 1963, the fact that they cleaned up the mess afterwards. Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot the 2 days later by Jack Ruby. They didn't do an autopsy on Oswald to see if he really killed JFK. The gun showed tracks of chicken, meaning whoever killed Kennedy ate chicken before he shot him. The questions are, [i]why did they clean out all the evidence days later?, Why didn't they do an autopsy on Oswald to see if he ate any chicken?[/i]
Conspiracy theorists are just people in disbelief.
They see the pyramids and can't comprehend how ancient Egyptians could build such wonders.
They see Kennedy's assassination and they don't want to believe that the most powerful man in the world can be killed with such disregard.
They see the moon landing and they can's comprehend how advanced our technology is.
They see 9/11 and they refuse to believe that a few fanatics can take down two monumental U.S. landmarks in a matter of hours.
[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;29701985]Conspiracy theorists are just people in disbelief.
They see the pyramids and can't comprehend how ancient Egyptians could build such wonders.
They see Kennedy's assassination and they don't want to believe that the most powerful man in the world can be killed with such disregard.
They see the moon landing and they can's comprehend how advanced our technology is.
They see 9/11 and they refuse to believe that a few fanatics can take down two monumental U.S. landmarks in a matter of hours.[/QUOTE]
Actually the fanatics didn't intend to make the towers collapse.
My conspiracy for 2012:
London 2012 Olympics, where many many people from different countries will go to watch other people do sports n' shit. London (And england in general) is known for chavy little scum bags running around stabbing people, ESPECIALLY foreigners. So when the olympics happens in london something will happen with a foreign athlete and some chav cunt which will piss off some foreign leader, AND BECAUSE OF THE SPENDING CUTS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY FUCKING HAPPENING IN ENGLAND (including the nuclear trident missle thingy) the foreign guys will shoot nukes at us, then america will shoot nukes at them and world war 3 kicks off.
My theory! its full proof! Or paranoia...
[QUOTE=jamesm19932;29702127]My conspiracy for 2012:
London 2012 Olympics, where many many people from different countries will go to watch other people do sports n' shit. London (And england in general) is known for chavy little scum bags running around stabbing people, ESPECIALLY foreigners. So when the olympics happens in london something will happen with a foreign athlete and some chav cunt which will piss off some foreign leader, AND BECAUSE OF THE SPENDING CUTS THAT ARE CONSTANTLY FUCKING HAPPENING IN ENGLAND (including the nuclear trident missle thingy) the foreign guys will shoot nukes at us, then america will shoot nukes at them and world war 3 kicks off.
My theory! its full proof! Or paranoia...[/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Archduke_Franz_Ferdinand_of_Austria]Surely the death of one or two people wouldn't cause a world war?[/url]
[QUOTE=lulzbocksV2;29701985]Conspiracy theorists are just people in disbelief.
They see the pyramids and can't comprehend how ancient Egyptians could build such wonders.
They see Kennedy's assassination and they don't want to believe that the most powerful man in the world can be killed with such disregard.
They see the moon landing and they can's comprehend how advanced our technology is.
They see 9/11 and they refuse to believe that a few fanatics can take down two monumental U.S. landmarks in a matter of hours.[/QUOTE]
Wether it be fake or real, it was a carefully thought out plan and cannot be changed. It's all history
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[QUOTE=Coffee;29702163][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Archduke_Franz_Ferdinand_of_Austria]Surely the death of one or two people wouldn't cause a world war?[/url][/QUOTE]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_bin_Laden]Oh well the death of this one guy I know, I don't know his name, but I am sure that his death will cause an other war.[/url]
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29701871]JFK assassination, November 22 1963, the fact that they cleaned up the mess afterwards. Lee Harvey Oswald getting shot the 2 days later by Jack Ruby. They didn't do an autopsy on Oswald to see if he really killed JFK. The gun showed tracks of chicken, meaning whoever killed Kennedy ate chicken before he shot him. The questions are, [i]why did they clean out all the evidence days later?, Why didn't they do an autopsy on Oswald to see if he ate any chicken?[/i][/QUOTE]
:what:
How would an autopsy confirm him killing JFK. Anyone can eat chicken any day.
[QUOTE=Natahster;29702444]:what:
How would an autopsy confirm him killing JFK. Anyone can eat chicken any day.[/QUOTE]
The fact that Oswald was accused. The gun showed that there was traces of chicken. Searching Oswald if he ate chicken recently would show that he was for sure the killer.
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[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29702583]The fact that Oswald was accused. The gun showed that there was traces of chicken. Searching Oswald if he ate chicken recently would show that he was for sure the killer.[/QUOTE]
What I'm saying is evidence that he ate chicken the day JFK died wouldn't stand in court, especially if he had a good lawyer. Also Idk what "conisder" is :v:
Nobody here is strange enough to doubt the moon landings then?
[QUOTE=LarparNar;29702659]Nobody here is strange enough to doubt the moon landings then?[/QUOTE]
I was just listing the most popular conspiracy theories.
Yeah I was just asking if anyone wanted to debate about the moon landings being fake.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;29702934]Yeah I was just asking if anyone wanted to debate about the moon landings being fake.[/QUOTE]
Debating about the moon landings is just as dumb as saying "the world is flat"
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29701012]I know. Some people say that the Holocaust never happened. I sit there and ask them, "so what happened to 6 million Jewish people?"[/QUOTE]
Errrrr they all live on JEW ISLAND der.
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I mean how could you miss this
[img]http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4167/worldrel803005ai2003.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=SmashBrosFan11;29702986]Debating about the moon landings is just as dumb as saying "the world is flat"[/QUOTE]
Which is why it's funny when people come around and say we never went to the moon.
[QUOTE=LarparNar;29703262]Which is why it's funny when people come around and say we never went to the moon.[/QUOTE]
It makes them look like an un-educated twat
I say what I said in another thread, but what gets my goat about conspiracy theorists is that they treat them as fact and gospel and the only logical explaination. They're like evangelical christians or richard dawkins telling people their god isn't real.
