Princess Diana's ghost tells Kate Middleton to put on weight

[Bread_Baron]

[quote]Psychic healer Simone Simmons says Di is warning Princess Kate she is “too skinny”.

The 57-year-old psychic, who is based in London, had a five-year friendship with Diana and heard some of her deepest secrets.

Simone said: “Diana’s been worried about Kate’s weight loss since she had the baby and wants her to start eating properly.

“She warned that Kate’s too skinny. And she’s told her: ‘A little bit of what you fancy does you good.’

Simone has told how during one recent appearance in her flat, ghostly Diana was dressed in a peacock blue, shimmery dress with flat, metallic, greeny-blue sandals.

“Diana would tell her: ‘They are using you like they used me.’”[/quote]

[url=http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/348079/Princess-Diana-s-ghost-tells-Kate-Middleton-You-re-too-thin-]Full article courtesy of the Daily Star.[/url]

[PollytheParrot]

Garry's ghost said that all FPers need to wire me $100

[woolio1]

But Garry's still alive...

[Doneeh]

It's true, I've seen it.

[Sobotnik]

[quote]Psychic healer Simone Simmons says Di is warning Princess Kate she is “too skinny”.[/quote]

Ah yes, psychic healers and Princess Diana are well known for being qualified physicians.

[Mingebox]

I hear a crash diet can be quite effective.

[Big Dumb Patriot]

I am aghost

boo!

[editline].[/editline]

Don't worry, I'm not actually a ghost. I was just having some spooky fun for Halloween!

[Sobotnik]

[QUOTE=Mingebox;42698504]I hear a crash diet can be quite effective.[/QUOTE]

I love you.

[Poo Monst3r]

Someone needs to tell Princess Diana that she's fucking dead. Or get King Henry VIII in here and see what he thinks of Kate.

[ScratchNsniff]

Did it say anything about MI5?

[Bumbanut]

[QUOTE=woolio1;42698484]But Garry's still alive...[/QUOTE]That's what they want you to think...

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;42698509]I am aghost

boo!

[editline].[/editline]

Don't worry, I'm not actually a ghost. I was just having some spooky fun for Halloween![/QUOTE]

Jesus don't do that, I thought they had worked out how to use keyboards.

[Rellow]

[video=youtube;t7NSulBOMNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7NSulBOMNk[/video]

"You're looking too skinny Kate... I want you to go get somethin' to eat."

[Keegs]

[QUOTE=Bumbanut;42698667]That's what they want you to think...[/QUOTE]

Shh, the mods will hear you

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Rellow;42698811][video=youtube;t7NSulBOMNk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7NSulBOMNk[/video]

"You're looking too skinny Kate... I want you to go get somethin' to eat."[/QUOTE]

Relevant

[video=youtube;UntYXADs9X0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UntYXADs9X0[/video]

[Zonesylvania]

Hey guys, did you know that I'm a ghost too? I just want to be friendly, but people scream and run away whenever I talk to them. I'm so lonely :(

On a more serious note, the Daily Star sucks anyway and isn't really worth considering seriously, much like Fox News.

[Drsalvador]

[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;42698517]Someone needs to tell Princess Diana that she's fucking dead. Or get King Henry VIII in here and see what he thinks of Kate.[/QUOTE]

He'd probably just fart loudly and go back to stuffing his face in the sweetie jar.

If he didn't do that constantly, he wouldn't have ended up like Dracula.

[Leg of Doom]

Dianas a bitch she's telling Kate to gain weight but always calling me a fat cunt when I'm trying to sleep/