Breaking: Duchess Kate has a boy - Polidicks

[B]Duchess of Cambridge gives birth to baby boy, Kensington Palace says[/B] [IMG]http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/51606000/jpg/_51606573_fa1d16c0-9c6c-4f82-b0b8-ab66ddd94f78.jpg[/IMG] [url]http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23413653[/url]

And here's another thread for this incredibly important event that everyone should care about because it doesn't happen often that someone has a baby and only half as often is it ever a boy.

-snip, sounded edgy, didn't want you to lose your eye-

name it rolf

Why is this such huge news?

So many edges in this thread. I'm going to lose an eye.

Sacrifice it to the pantheon

Some people care: [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/22/article-2350630-1AEFBF03000005DC-344_964x624.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/22/article-2350630-1AEFC319000005DC-97_964x634.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/22/article-2350630-1AF0DD27000005DC-110_964x589.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/22/article-2350630-1AF04E70000005DC-547_964x489.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/22/article-2350630-1AF04CE0000005DC-562_964x480.jpg[/img]

Call it upper.

NAME IT DEREK

unless it popped out holding half life 3 i don't care

People here are trying so hard to not care its kind of funny. They care so little that they take the time out of their day to actively go into threads about this event to post about how little they care.

Name it Taco. His Royal Highness, Prince Taco of Cambridge.

[QUOTE=meppers;41556293]unless it popped out holding half life 3 i don't care[/QUOTE] That would mean Valve got out-developed by an unborn child. That would be embarrassing even for them.

name it joffery

[QUOTE=Greatie;41556250]Why is this such huge news?[/QUOTE] This baby will one day be king of 16 countries, including the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. That's why people care.

[QUOTE=CatFodder;41556339]This baby will one day be king of 16 countries, including the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. That's why people care.[/QUOTE] But, we'll be old fuckers by then.

[QUOTE=CatFodder;41556339]This baby will one day be king of 16 countries, including the UK, Canada, Australia and New Zealand. That's why people care.[/QUOTE] meanwhile im in canada and nobody here really cares about the queen unless they start stealing all our lobsters in the name of the crown i doubt he'll be that important by the time he's old enough to do important things

Let's name him Joffrey, and if they name him anything else, we'll still call him Joffrey. [IMG]http://www.danspiegel.net/post/2011/image.axd?picture=2011%2F7%2Fjoffrey_baratheon.jpg[/IMG] [editline]22nd July 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Eltro102;41556334]name it joffery[/QUOTE] God damn it.

"call it prince" -Jeremy Clarkson really name it Justin beliebers will go nuts

If they name him Joffery I will start a petition to make him the heir-apparent just so we can have a child-king.

[QUOTE=Midas22;41556265]So many edges in this thread. I'm going to lose an eye.[/QUOTE]Oh quit whining. Outside of the US and Britain, nobody fawns over the Windsor family as much as you lot do. At most, they're considered an amusing little novelty in the same way other European royal families are viewed.

[QUOTE=Greatie;41556250]Why is this such huge news?[/QUOTE] Uh because its third in line to the throne of one of (if not the) biggest monarchies in the world. Or more realistically, people like a celebrity birth. Which moves me onto my next point; to all the people moaning about the coverage its getting: 1) people clearly do care (or it wouldn't be getting the coverage) and 2) no one seems to moan when the media cover the birth of some celeb that people can barely remember.

ok

[IMG]http://cdn1.arkive.org/media/5D/5D1B0C2D-0359-4146-822F-D5AE87D6AA82/Presentation.Large/Sand-lizard-hatching.jpg[/IMG] Fukken illuminati reptilian shit yo

Folks, this is what will happen if you have unprotected sex.

It's called Keith Trevor Bruce

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;41556436]Oh quit whining. Outside of the US and Britain, nobody fawns over the Windsor family as much as you lot do. At most, they're considered an amusing little novelty in the same way other European royal families are viewed.[/QUOTE] Ow, my eye!

I love having four threads about the same pointless subject!

Name him Zoidberg! :zoid: