• Me and ItchyBarracuda once touched dongs
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A riveting tale how two young men came together, set aside their differences, and touched dongs. That's right! Us both being residents of the Tampa Bay area, this summer we met up at the Citrus Park Mall (Pictured here: [URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/424000ar11739978173007.jpg[/IMG][/URL]) And hang out. We enjoyed a nice cup of Starbucks coffee, and checked out each other's macbooks (his is bigger). Afterwards we decided to go to gamestop and see if we could get him another copy of Little Big Planet, since he scratched his copy (what a big silly!) As the cashier handed us the game, and we both reached out for it, and our hands touched, we both knew from that moment that there was more to our relationship that just being friends. As we walked out of gamestop, he grabbed my hands, and we walked out hand in hand. I decided at that point I needed him, and so I rushed him to the mens bathroom, took him to the handicap stall, and told him I wanted to do it, right then and there. and so we did. We each pulled out our dongs, and touched the heads. It was weird and totally not what i expected, and he made this face [img]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs133.snc1/5692_222446365057_509865057_7819326_6639047_n.jpg[/img] and it totally killed the mood. We went to Alli Gator's after that and the rest of the day was really awkward. We're still friends though and we love to play Little Big Planet. Life is so crazy :P [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Please don't make dumb threads." - ventilated))[/highlight]
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Wow amazing story. Not really...
One thing wrong: PS3 discs can be scratched to hell and still work and platinumed it a while back and wouldn't be playing it.
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Amazing tale man
Cool Story Bro. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Memeshit." - ventilated))[/highlight]
Step up and tell your part, Itchy.
[QUOTE=Hamm0;17321827]Cool Story Bro.[/QUOTE] gb2 4chan
I was there...
Aww itchy
Fascinating anecdote brother!
Haha. Why grab when you can play train in the tunnel?
I could've lived without that mental image but good for you I guess.
this is... beautiful :')
[QUOTE=Hamm0;17321827]Cool Story Bro.[/QUOTE] Hivemind
[QUOTE=iamgnome;17322270]this is... beautiful :')[/QUOTE] thanks :)
Oh wow that's messed up
this is the first day of the rest of your live, harry.
:dong:
[QUOTE=Bape;17321846]gb2 4chan[/QUOTE] I don't use 4chan. Go back to OIFY.
I can't tell if this is an attempt at RU or not?
I did that with him to...?..? what a skank!!!!
^lol
In...in...incredible.
Aw, that was so sweet... :a2m:
LittleBigPlanet has that effect on people.
Well, M'kay. I guess i should thank you for sharing that story with us, or something :geno:
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