• "He's so sexy. He's a true Guido. He's not just faking it; it's from the heart"
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[url]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/yo_vinny_over_here_3UOFim7yUr4EBxcnYbz59I[/url] [release][img]http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2010/08/15/news/photos_stories/cropped/jersey_shore3--300x300.jpg[/img] Caitlin Fortunato, 18, is spending her summer vacation chasing a dream -- to become Mrs. Vinny Guadagnino. She's arrived on a mission to get hitched to Vinny, one of the bronze-skinned, thick-haired Guidos who set hearts (and fists) pumping on the hit MTV reality series "Jer sey Shore." "I would like to marry him," the northern Jer sey girl shrieked as she waited outside the cast's gray-shingled house in Seaside Heights. "I saw Vinny the other day and I asked him to marry me, but he didn't hear me. He's so sexy. He's a true Guido. He's not just faking it; it's from the heart," said Fortunato, who drove to Seaside Heights for a weekend of stargazing with her college roommates -- and maybe to land the man of her dreams. Sorry, Caitlin, but you have lots of competition. In big hair and short skirts, they come. Crowds of girls -- and a few boys -- spend every day outside the "Jersey Shore" house. Local police patrol the front yard to ward off love- struck fans of The Situation, Vinny, Pauly D, Ronnie, Sammi, Angelina, Jwoww and fan favorite Snooki, who got busted for disorderly conduct last month after a midday beach booze binge. Aside from combing the streets, obsessed fans troll the crew's local hangouts -- Bamboo Bar, Karma and Bubba's Dog House. Vinny, 22, a soft-spoken Guido from Staten Island, caused a frenzy recently when he emerged from the house carrying two bags of laundry. "Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I just saw Vinny," screeched Kiley Fulton, 15. "He's doing his laundry. That's so cute." Laura Grzyb, 21, came from Tennessee with Katharina Kraus, 16, an exchange student from Germany who spent her first night in the United States driving up to the Jersey Shore for a look at her favorite US export. "They wanted to know what I wanted to see, and I said, 'Could I go [to the Jersey Shore]?' " Kraus said. "They all seem so nice. In Germany, this is an important show. All the Germans like them." Gladys Porchetta, on a weekend getaway, was determined to meet Pauly D. "We're here until Sunday, so we'll just keep trying our luck," said the blonde.[/release] Kill them all. Please.
"he's doing his laundry, that's so cute" :geno: I don't know what to think. Have I lost all faith in humanity from that comment? Or has the fact a guido can actually do laundry saved it? [B]I'M SO CONFUUUUUSED[/B]:derp:
Oh my god. Who the hell cares.
Fuck you Germany. "They all seem so nice. In Germany, this is an important show. All the Germans like them." Fuck [i]you[/i]
Wait, some people see "Guido" as a positive attribute?
[QUOTE=gman003-main;24099649]Wait, some people see "Guido" as a positive attribute?[/QUOTE] Yeah, other guidos do. It's like a club. To everyone outside, it's retarded. But everyone in it thinks it's badass and awesome.
I find it repulsive that our society is so obsessed with these people and this shit to the point where this is actually considered important enough to someone as to waste the time to write, nay, read, this garbage about these pieces of trash excuses for people. All the people in that photo to the right of the cop must have miserable lives. Too bad most of them probably wouldn't realize that.
The picture of the guy and the girl is Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore... not Vinnie.
[QUOTE=Anti Christ;24099552]Oh my god. Who the hell cares.[/QUOTE] [media][URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFZrzg62Zj0&feature=related[/URL][/media]
I propose I lead an operation to set course to New Jersey with a team of pasty skinny nerds to find the house these Guidos are living at and we kill them all.
[QUOTE=Detective P;24099713]All the people in that photo to the right of the cop must have miserable lives. Too bad most of them probably wouldn't realize that.[/QUOTE] The level of arrogance in this post astounds me. Who the fuck do you think you are going around telling people that their lives are probably worthless just because they are interested in seeing some people? It's like others telling you that you lead a miserable life because you browse FP half of the day and don't realize the stupidity of it. People are different, have different tastes, get that through your skull and maybe you'll be better of.
[QUOTE=Kontradaz;24099779]The level of arrogance in this post astounds me. Who the fuck do you think you are going around telling people that their lives are probably worthless just because they are interested in seeing some people? It's like others telling you that you lead a miserable life because you browse FP half of the day and don't realize the stupidity of it. People are different, have different tastes, get that through your skull and maybe you'll be better of.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I respect people who admire people famous for being famous. I respect that belief because it's a belief based on copious amounts of bullshit. Like fuck, if you're going to obsess, obsess over someone with talent and who does things, hell, even if they fail, it's better than just being famous because you're famous.
Who cares. It's their life. If people want to obsess over other people, who cares? Honestly, if you're criticizing peoples lives saying their life is worthless, it's definitely way better than yours apparently. Besides, I bet all those people two the right of the cop have done a shitload of crazy, fun things in their lives and they are enjoying it.
[QUOTE=Kontradaz;24099779]The level of arrogance in this post astounds me. Who the fuck do you think you are going around telling people that their lives are probably worthless just because they are interested in seeing some people? It's like others telling you that you lead a miserable life because you browse FP half of the day and don't realize the stupidity of it. People are different, have different tastes, get that through your skull and maybe you'll be better of.[/QUOTE] Whaoh, whoah, hey now. I didn't say anything about worthless. They have every right to tell me my life is worthless, and they probably wouldn't be wrong, either. Yes people have different tastes, but here's the thing: Statistically, the reason why people enjoy celebrities, reality TV, and idolize the rich stars and such is because they themselves are severely unsatisfied with their own lives, and often times miserable just beyond the shallow surface, so they idolize what they see as perfection. That isn't an opinion, it's a fact that's been proven many a time in different places. People can like whatever the hell they want, I'm the guy who defends furries and usually says the stuff that you just did up there. But the fucking fact is that obsessing over celebrities and stars is a bad thing to do, and doesn't help anyone, only hurts.
Aldous Huxley is rolling in his grave, even more than usual. Also, what the fuck is a guido?
[QUOTE=Soldier32;24099938]Who cares. It's their life. If people want to obsess over other people, who cares? Honestly, if you're criticizing peoples lives saying their life is worthless, it's definitely way better than yours apparently. Besides, I bet all those people two the right of the cop have done a shitload of crazy, fun things in their lives and they are enjoying it.[/QUOTE] Yes, they have better lives than I do because I criticize dumb celeberties. You got me there bud. Yes, celeberties have fucking great lives, they pay for nothing, the celeberties like them, are famous for being famous, they do nothing, worry about nothing, and basically get to live as giant children indulging in drama all their lives. Respect them.
I propose we expand that show until every guido on the planet is in New Jersey, driving all the normal, sane people out. Then, we use it as a testing range. A few megatons should do the trick.
Maybe I was over the line, but you have to admit, the amount of celebrity obsession in the West is not good.
[QUOTE=Detective P;24100116]Maybe I was over the line, but you have to admit, the amount of celebrity obsession in the West is not good.[/QUOTE] I agree with this. However, no amount of obsession with celebrities is good.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;24099980]Aldous Huxley is rolling in his grave, even more than usual. Also, what the fuck is a guido?[/QUOTE] A guy with a fake tan and a vibrantly colored Polo shirt with the collar flipped up.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;24100115]I propose we expand that show until every guido on the planet is in New Jersey, driving all the normal, sane people out. Then, we use it as a testing range. A few megatons should do the trick.[/QUOTE] All the guidos already live in NJ.
Feel bad for there children, if they ever have children. As they will be some of the dumbest people alive
I'm from Jersey. This show is a disgrace to my heritage and state.
What. I read the article and I STILL don't have a fucking clue whats going on or why anyone who reads this forum should give a flying fuck. seriously.
I also do laundry, am i cute now ?
[QUOTE=Prismatex;24099332] [release]"I would like to marry him," the northern Jer sey girl shrieked as she waited outside the cast's gray-shingled house in Seaside Heights.[/release] [/QUOTE] That's right, lady. Aim high. :doh:
Important show in Germany? All the Germans like them? I have never heard of this, and neither have friends of mine.
who are these people
[QUOTE=Detective P;24100116]Maybe I was over the line, but you have to admit, the amount of celebrity obsession in the West is not good.[/QUOTE] What is that supposed to mean? The East has its share of unhealthy Star love as well.
So wait, being a Guido is a good thing now? Last time I checked, a Guido was an American of Italian descent that sits all day either on the beach getting a tan or in the gym building up muscle, and is generally not viewed as a positive term. Fun fact: Guidos are not liked at all in Italy, as they give the entire country a bad name.
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