• Must... not... fap! Sarasota substitute teacher arrested for lewd act in Walmart
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[url=http://www.wtsp.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=146073&catid=250]Sauce[/url] [I](see what I did there?)[/I] [release][QUOTE][IMG]http://www.wtsp.com/genthumb/genthumb.ashx?e=3&h=240&w=320&i=/assetpool/images/100915123002_william-black.jpg[/IMG] William Tyler Black[/QUOTE] North Port, Florida -- A man has been arrested on battery and indecent exposure charges after police say he performed a lewd act in a Sarasota Walmart. [url=http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20100915/BREAKING/100919867?tc=ar]The Herald Tribune reports[/url] 28-year-old William Tyler Black performed a sex act on himself in the Walmart because he saw several "hot girls" in the store. Black allegedly took a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to the store's toy section, where he performed the act and then left the magazine on a toy shelf. He was stopped by police before leaving. Black is charged with indecent exposure in public, and a battery charge of leaving bodily fluids in a place where a child may come into harmful contact with it. Black remains in custody at the Sarasota County Jail. [b]READ:[/b] [url=http://download.gannett.edgesuite.net/wtsp/pdfs/2010/2447_001a.pdf]William Black's arrest affidavit[/url] [i](warning: explicit content)[/i] Black worked as a substitute teacher for [url=http://imagineschoolslakewoodranch.sharpschool.com/home/]Imagine School at Lakewood Ranch[/url]. Imagine School Leader Steve Sajewski told 10 News that Black was a new substitute this year and had only worked at the school three times. Sajewski says the school performed the required background checks and drug tests before Black was hired. Black's employment was terminated as soon as the school learned of his arrest. Sajewski was there had been no complaints about Black.[/release] I guess you could say... that sure was a [I]hard[/I] situation he was in :v:
And he did not think of at least going into a bathroom?
People of walmart...
god bless our teachers, an institution, informing our children for generations to come. [editline]08:17PM[/editline] [QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24864180]god bless our teachers, an institution, informing our children for generations to come.[/QUOTE] even the ones in ukraine who are teaching kids that russia won wwii
[QUOTE=General Omega;24864166]And he did not think of at least going into a bathroom?[/QUOTE] Y'know what they say, when nature calls... v:v:v
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24864180]god bless our teachers, an institution, informing our children for generations to come. [editline]08:17PM[/editline] even the ones in ukraine who are teaching kids that russia won wwii[/QUOTE] Did you just quote yourself, and supply an answer? [editline]02:21PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Richard Simmons;24864271]Did you just quote yourself, and supply an answer?[/QUOTE] I believe so.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24864245]Y'know what they say, when nature calls... v:v:v[/QUOTE] If I can hold my self from taking a piss for eight hours just because I hate the school bathrooms, I think he can hold himself from jacking off to a sports magazine.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24864180]god bless our teachers, an institution, informing our children for generations to come. [editline]08:17PM[/editline] even the ones in ukraine who are teaching kids that russia won wwii[/QUOTE] And the ones in America, teaching kids how America kicked everybody's asses during WW2.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24864180]god bless our teachers, an institution, informing our children for generations to come. [editline]08:17PM[/editline] even the ones in ukraine who are teaching kids that russia won wwii[/QUOTE] Ummm... you ain't anonymous on FP... just saying.
Id arrest the walmart security guard who fapped to him fapping.
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24864180]even the ones in ukraine who are teaching kids that russia won wwii[/QUOTE] Russia did win WW2. What's your point? :raise:
Poor guy, he'll probably lose his teaching job, all for a little thing. It's not like he did it in front of people, nor did he rape the hot women he saw.
I can only imagine the reactions from his class.
[QUOTE=Alyx Zark;24866710]I can only imagine the reactions from his class.[/QUOTE] "Oh god I touched that magazine in the toys section :byodood:"
I guess you know he's straight because he doesn't fap when he semens.. :downs:
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;24864689]And the ones in America, teaching kids how America kicked everybody's asses during WW2.[/QUOTE] Actually you are wrong. They teach you that in elementary school, but in High school and shit they tell you the truth.
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;24866753]"Oh god I touched that magazine in the toys section :byodood:"[/QUOTE] There's not enough hot water in the world...
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;24864689]And the ones in America, teaching kids how America kicked everybody's asses during WW2.[/QUOTE] Funny joke I guess? I don't know if you live in America, but they never taught us that we were the ass kickers of the war. We are taught what each side did, negative and positive. How the U.S. got involved, and what happened after we were involved and what sort of things we contributed to. It was never taught that, "Every country was getting their asses kicked, then we the U. MOTHER FUCKING S. OF MOTHER FUCKIN A. came in that bitch and just Rambo'd the SHIT out of ERRRRRRRBODY IN THE CLUB."
Wait, why battery?
Looks like he got himself into a [i]sticky[/i] situation.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;24864139] Black is charged with indecent exposure in public, and [B]a battery charge of leaving bodily fluids in a place where a child may come into harmful contact with it.[/B] Black remains in custody at the Sarasota County Jail. [/QUOTE] Oh god I can just picture some kid playing with a stuffed animal drenched in semen.
[img]http://gyazo.com/1e65b2cdd1bbc4993bd01d72dab5dd79.png[/img] Wow, sure is great how they blacked out the good parts of the court document.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;24864689]And the ones in America, teaching kids how America kicked everybody's asses during WW2.[/QUOTE] Well, we did kick the Japanese in the ass after a few years of losing horribly :v:
I was taught that Canada won the war single handedly and its true! We saved the world and all we got was some lousy stereotypes.
super gaybow
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;24865225]Russia did win WW2. What's your point? :raise:[/QUOTE] no. the allies won wwii. russia was part of the allies. the ussr did not win wwii alone.
[QUOTE=PEn1s lol;24870711]I was taught that Canada won the war single handedly and its true! We saved the world and all we got was some lousy stereotypes.[/QUOTE] The only stereotype you guys got from that is that you all have a good military. Well, thats the only on i've heard. [sp]besides that your bacon isn't real[/sp]:downs: [editline]12:25PM[/editline] Also, look at that guys pictures for a few seconds then think of him wacking off :v:
[QUOTE=The Mighty Boatman;24864180]even the ones in ukraine who are teaching kids that russia won wwii[/QUOTE] But they dont
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