[quote=AFP]
SAINT PETERSBURG — Anti-terrorist bomb squad experts were called to a post office in the northwest of Russia to make safe a package from which a strange ticking sound was coming, local police said Monday.
They found a vibrator.
The incident took place at Petrozavodsk in the republic of Karelia and followed a call from a postal worker who had identified a suspect package, a police spokeswoman told AFP by phone.
"The post building was ringed by the security forces and people were evacuated," she said.
"In the package the bomb squad found a vibrator."
The sex toy had apparently been turned on "by accident".
Nerves are on edge in Russia after an attack in January on the Domodedovo airport near Moscow left 37 dead. Two suicide bombers killed 40 in March 2010 in the Moscow metro.
False bomb scares and evacuations have since affected commercial centres, stations and other public places.
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Source:
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:v:
Title sounds like a porno
Oh cum on, that is just plain stupid.
I bet that after strong relief, they had a good laugh.
Sounds like that would've been a pretty explosive orgasm.
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;28691323]Title sounds like a porno[/QUOTE]
Agreed. The plot of the porno would be:
"Some bomb squad experts go in to defuse a bomb, but when they find a sex toy, they realize the area has been evacuated... and decide to use the opportunity for an orgy."
[QUOTE=plokoon9619;28691323]Title sounds like a porno[/QUOTE]
Love Explosion 2: Dirty Bombs
[QUOTE=shian;28691318]turned on "by accident[/QUOTE]
Of course it was...
Oh god it's vibrating, it's gonna blow run!
[QUOTE=T2L_Goose;28691381][img_thumb]http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/Tricky2ufellow/Capture1.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
You want to touch it, don't you ?
Oh lawd.
In Soviet Russia, Toy fucks you. :v:
This is why batteries should not come included.
Given the history of Russia's approach to safety standards, it probably would have exploded in a deadly blast whether it was a bomb or not.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;28692215]Oh lawd.
In Soviet Russia, Toy fucks you. :v:[/QUOTE]
In Soviet Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Ukraine, Moldova, Estonia, Armenia, Turkmenistan, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Latvia, and Lituiania, Soviet Russia Jokes stopped being funny a while ago.
[quote]The sex toy had apparently been [b]turned on[/b] "by accident"[/quote]
Am I the only one who found that funny?
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28692307]In Soviet Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, Ukraine, Moldova, Estonia, Armenia, Turkmenistan, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Latvia, and Lituiania, Soviet Russia Jokes stopped being funny a while ago.[/QUOTE]
Thanks god they are still funny here.
That must have been a hot situation.
[QUOTE=Angua;28691693]Oh god it's vibrating, it's gonna blow run![/QUOTE]
"Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in awhile... it's a dildo."
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;28693352]Thanks god they are still funny here.[/QUOTE]Quite frankly, if you're amused by them, you must be very simple indeed.
The original Soviet Russia jokes as done by Smirnoff are actually funny because it's more than "HURR EVERYTHING BACKWARDS IN SOVIET RUSSIA! :downs:".
To give you an example:
In America, you can always find a party.
In Russia, Party always finds you.
That's an actual well thought-out joke and not the usual tripe churned out by Facepunch users.
[QUOTE=ScoutTactical;28691387]Agreed. The plot of the porno would be:
"Some bomb squad experts go in to defuse a bomb, but when they find a sex toy, they realize the area has been evacuated... and decide to use the opportunity for an orgy."[/QUOTE]
speaking of orgy, wasn't there some porno on redtube or something named "three carpenters go crazy and fuck each other", the characters based off of engi from tf2?
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;28692323]Am I the only one who found that funny?[/QUOTE]
Maybe it's still a teenager.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;28695688]Quite frankly, if you're amused by them, you must be very simple indeed.
The original Soviet Russia jokes as done by Smirnoff are actually funny because it's more than "HURR EVERYTHING BACKWARDS IN SOVIET RUSSIA! :downs:".
To give you an example:
In America, you can always find a party.
In Russia, Party always finds you.
That's an actual well thought-out joke and not the usual tripe churned out by Facepunch users.[/QUOTE]
I wasn't really advocating the overused joke itself (which imo can be funny if used well, which unfortunately happens only rarely), but more of poking fun at the actual post, which based on usage of punctuation instead of slashes or such made it sound that the jokes are not funny in the places named, not that it's naming of the "in x" places.
lol.
what is it a radioactive sex toy?
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;28695688]To give you an example:
In America, you can always find a party.
In Russia, Party always finds you.
That's an actual well thought-out joke and not the usual tripe churned out by Facepunch users.[/QUOTE]
Ha, I get it. Is he still around?
Nine times out of ten its a razor
Every once in a while
Its a dildo.
[QUOTE=ThatHippyMan;28698398]Ha, I get it. Is he still around?[/QUOTE] Yeah, Yakov's still around. Not quite as popular as he was in the 80's, but still performing.
And somewhere in Russia a man comes home luggage-less to a flaming filing cabinet of widows and young professionals.
Seriously, has nobody around here seen Fight Club?
"Don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo."
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