NY Man Rubs Pepperoni on His Penis, Puts it Back - Polidicks

[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18nyfy87aqfp3jpg/k-bigpic.jpg[/img] [img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18nyg03adqd2wjpg/ku-medium.jpg[/img] [quote] On Wednesday night, 41-year-old John Allison of Potsdam, New York went to a grocery store and grabbed a large STICK OF PEPPERONI. Then he allegedly unzipped his pants, whipped it out, and rubbed HIS stick on the pepperoni stick. Then he put the pepperoni back on the shelf.[/quote] [url]http://wzlx.cbslocal.com/2013/05/17/mugshot-of-the-day-fondling-some-pepperoni/[/url] Would you like some meat on my meat?

Dear god, That image will never leave my head ever.

why

Almost on the level of putting razors on water slides.

I imagine he did it with the angry face he has in that photo.

Way to be a complete dick

He probably has some kind of STD and wants to spread it.

[img]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18nyg03adqd2wjpg/ku-medium.jpg[/img] That's a lot of beard for an Allison.

So..which pepperoni was bigger?

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;40699769]He probably has some kind of STD and wants to spread it.[/QUOTE] or maybe he just had an itch

Why?

Reminds me of when I worked in a Little Caesar's, one of my co-workers was running the front (total pot-head, then again they all were at the store besides me). Some guy comes in that allegedly owed him money, and this guy was the only one running the register at the time. So he put old dish-water in the sauce, and rubbed all the pepperoni on his nutsack before running it through the oven. Classy people work in fast food, y'all.

what a sad fucking face for a sad fucking man

[QUOTE=The golden;40701070]Pepperoni usually has spices in it. That won't help his itch very much :v:[/QUOTE] hot

peperoni fetish? hahaha

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;40699769]He probably has some kind of STD and wants to spread it.[/QUOTE] I never got why people do this.

[QUOTE=Domokun;40699536]Almost on the level of putting razors on water slides.[/QUOTE] Take a box of razors, and throw them all up in the air in the middle of a mosh pit.

[QUOTE=Sobotnik;40701430]I never got why people do this.[/QUOTE] to be total dicks also how else are you going to get laid

[QUOTE=Zero-Point;40700980]Reminds me of when I worked in a Little Caesar's, one of my co-workers was running the front (total pot-head, then again they all were at the store besides me). Some guy comes in that allegedly owed him money, and this guy was the only one running the register at the time. So he put old dish-water in the sauce, and rubbed all the pepperoni on his nutsack before running it through the oven. Classy people work in fast food, y'all.[/QUOTE] This is exactly why you don't fuck with restaurant workers.

Freeman's having a shitty day.

Seriously, what the fuck? How long have they been selling pepperoni in sticks?

[QUOTE=Cows Rule;40701521]Seriously, what the fuck? How long have they been selling pepperoni in sticks?[/QUOTE] Since forever, thats how it comes in unsliced form...

[quote]A security guard watched the entire thing go down on a surveillance camera.[/quote] Wait...I thought he just rubbed it on his penis. He deep throated it too? Before or after the penis rubbing? I need to hear the answer to that before I judge him.

[QUOTE=Xystus234;40701462]This is exactly why you don't fuck with restaurant workers.[/QUOTE] That's exactly why we report people who do this its disgusting and should be a fellony

His face is just like "What the hell? What kind of country would arrest a man for rubbing his dick on meat, this is a free country isn't it? This is bullshit."

And to think weird shit like this probably happens quite frequently and nobody notices.

[QUOTE=plokoon9619;40699769]He probably has some kind of STD and wants to spread it.[/QUOTE] Eh... Don't people usually prepare these things before eating them? I mean, unless you usually eat these things right out of the store, you're probably gonna do stuff that kills bacteria to them anyway.

[QUOTE=Domokun;40699536]Almost on the level of putting razors on water slides.[/QUOTE] That article gave me nightmares

What the hell? Where I am, most stores sell all their food in packages, except things like freshly baked stuff and gas station food.... Something similar could still happen though..

Pepperoni penis sounds like a terrible disease.