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[b]Fuck yea eggnog[/b]
Eggnog is a delicious dairy based drink that is almost as tasty as it is unhealthy. It is a popular drink during the holiday season and if you've never had it, either go kill yourself or go to the local grocery store and buy a few gallons of this stuff. It comes in low fat, low sugar, soy, and other styles! It's a well known fact that eggnog is made from the tastiest shit on earth, with ingredients like milk, sugar, cream, cinnamon, nutmeg awesome and [i]eggs[/i]. Yea that's right, eggs in a drink. It almost explains the name! You can be like Rocky with this stuff. But try to go training after drinking a cup of this stuff. I dare you.
A lot of people mix alcohol into the eggnog. In fact, eggnog was originally served with alcohol. But that's not all you can do with it. Instead of adding stuff to eggnog, you can actually add eggnog to stuff! There's [url=http://www.tasteofhome.com/Recipes/Eggnog-Cake-Roll]eggnog cake[/url], [url=http://www.midwestliving.com/recipe/muffins/eggnog-muffins/]eggnog muffins[/url], [url=http://www.myrecipes.com/recipes/gallery/0,28548,1677413,00.html]the list goes on...[/url] Go ahead and search eggnog followed by any desert there is. Chances are, someone has done it. I bet there's an eggnog committee somewhere that just mixes shit with eggnog. Just like with pickling things...moving on!
[b]The history of eggnog[/b]
and what the hell nog is...
[quote=Dictionary.com]Main Entry: nog Pronunciation: \ˈnäg\ Function: nounEtymology: origin unknown Date: 1693 1 : a strong ale formerly brewed in Norfolk, England[/quote]
[quote=Wikipedia]The origins, etymology, and even the ingredients used to make the original eggnog drink are debated. Eggnog, or a very similar drink, may have originated in East Anglia, England, though it may also have been developed from posset (a medieval European beverage made with hot milk). It has been suggested that the drink adopted the "nog" part of its name from the word "noggin", a Middle English term used to describe a small, wooden, carved mug used to serve alcohol. Another name for this British drink was Egg Flip. Yet another story is that the term derived from the name "egg-and-grog", a common Colonial term used to describe rum. Eventually the term was shortened to "egg'n'grog", then "eggnog".
The ingredients for the drink were too expensive and uncommon for the lower classes, but it was popular among the aristocracy. "You have to remember, the average Londoner rarely saw a glass of milk," says author and historian James Humes (To Humes It May Concern, July 1997). "There was no refrigeration, and the farms belonged to the big estates. Those who could get milk and eggs to make eggnog mixed it with brandy or Madeira or even sherry."
The drink crossed the Atlantic to the English colonies during the 18th century. Since brandy and wine were heavily taxed, rum from the Triangular Trade with the Caribbean was a cost-effective substitute. The inexpensive liquor coupled with plentiful farm and dairy products helped the drink become very popular in America. When the supply of rum to the newly-founded United States was reduced as a consequence of the American Revolutionary War, Americans turned to domestic whisky—and eventually bourbon in particular—as a substitute.[/quote]
[b]In summary[/b]
[b]Stick shit in it[/b]
[img]http://austinsaylor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/eggnog.jpg[/img]
[b]Can make ugly cups [i]awesome[/i][/b]
[img]http://media.lookandtaste.com/files/video_thumbs/egg_nog.jpg[/img]
[b]Give it as a gift[/b]
[img]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4124/eggnog-main_Full.jpg[/img]
[b]This motherfucker knows where it's at[/b]
[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_qYsD4xBz3-M/SVEaaKhm0vI/AAAAAAAAAYg/gA_C19QJwTg/s400/Egg+Nog+4.jpg[/img]
[b]Talk about how much you love eggnog in this thread[/b]
I've never had it....
:frown:
I love eggnog.
It saddens me that the holidays are over and it's no longer being sold :frown:
[QUOTE=Loen;19344267]It saddens me that the holidays are over and it's no longer being sold :frown:[/QUOTE]Internet man, Internet.
Eggnog is terrible.
[QUOTE=TinSoldier;19344254]I've never had it....
:frown:[/QUOTE]
I pity you.
[QUOTE=lumer0;19344353]I pity you.[/QUOTE]Can you pity me too? I've never had it.
[QUOTE=Erp;19344378]Can you pity me too? I've never had it.[/QUOTE]
[quote=Erp]I love eggnog. [/quote]
Okay.
[QUOTE=Erp;19344378]Can you pity me too? I've never had it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Erp;19344257]I love eggnog.[/QUOTE]
I pity you because you are a compulsive LIAR!!!
damn ninja'd
Never had it
[QUOTE=Erp;19344276]Internet man, Internet.[/QUOTE]
Where I live everything takes at LEAST a week to ship here, so bad idea. I only managed to get a 1 liter carton of it this year :smith:
FUCKlN' EGGNOG IS THE KING OF ALL DAIRY PRODUCTS.
I bought a gallon of eggnog.
Mixing it with crown royale was a stupid mistake. I have puke all over my front door now and the christmas tree.
I have alcoholic eggnog in my fridge.
I tried alittle and it tastes like poop.
[QUOTE=PooInTheLoo;19344553]I have alcoholic eggnog in my fridge.
I tried alittle and it tastes like poop.[/QUOTE]And...you know what poop tastes like, why?
I don't want eggs in my drink.
[QUOTE=Erp;19344559]And...you know what poop tastes like, why?[/QUOTE]
:tinfoil:
:barf:
Egg nog is good, but it is so much better with some nut meg sprinkled over it.
eggnogg+rum+bourbon = hhhooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Forgot the taste of eggnog, but I loved it. Thanks to the OP I'm going to get some because they sell it here still
Eggnog is only good when you take very small sips of it, otherwise it tastes bleh imho
Eggnog is great, too bad they only sell it during the christmas holidays :(
Eggnog is the worst beverage I have ever tasted.
[QUOTE=Erp;19344718]Eggnog is the worst beverage I have ever tasted.[/QUOTE]
you've obviously never had bernettes vodka
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or budweiser
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or milk
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god fuckin damn milk is disgusting I don't understand how people drink that shit
eggnog is fucking awesome but I always drink too much and wind up being sick :C
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[QUOTE=BrickInHead;19344743]you've obviously never had bernettes vodka
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or budweiser
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or milk
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god fuckin damn milk is disgusting I don't understand how people drink that shit[/QUOTE]
milk is the shit dude
I ...think I've never had it...I'm not sure -.-)'
WTF, eggs with milk? :barf:
What is actually in eggnog? Eggs and milk?
Eggnog is disgusting, when my uncle made me drink it when I was 6 because he was drunk and thought it was "the shit" it tasted like what he said, shit. It made me puke all over the TV, and then when I tried it last year thinking I would enjoy it more when I was older I tried a small sip and spit it back out. I respect other people's opinions though.
brb going nog huntin'
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