User Challenge for Gregah (AKA: Rety Anally Rapes Gregah) - General

[b]BOLD TEXT[/b] Due to some COMPLAINING BITCHES, I will try to say this in a less offensive, more clear and direct approach, SO, we all know Gregah as the guy who likes to help out everybody with his nice tutorials and guides on how to draw, and is always pushing us to do our very best and beyond! But facepunch, when was the last time you saw Gregah draw? I mean sure, he's got those nice rocket ships and maybe from time to time, a disturbing man with a menacing glare, But that's not what you want, do you? HELL NO! You want to see Gregah draw fullbody pictures of a bunch of whores! You wanna see brutal dick flappings! You wanna see everything Gregah has ever told anyone else to draw! So are you gonna step up and tell him, "GREGAH, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU DRAW NUDE CHICKS AND I CRITICIZE YOU!"? NO! OF COURSE YOU WON'T That's why i'm here. Now I don't give a fuck about how well developed the thread is this time, because this is a batter chance for me to do this, [b]GREGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH[/b] I want you to draw me these 3 things in their amazing clarity that i describe them in. [b]I WANT TO SEE YOU DRAW TITS[/b] You will draw a nice pretty female lady around her mid-twenties, giving us a nice smile. I want the picture to be a bust of the female, up until just the end of her boobs, as said before, she will have fantastically large DD titties. This will be done with [b]REALISTIC PROPORTIONS[/b] [b]NOW DRAW SOME DICKS[/b] A fine gentlemen, wearing the gayest possible shirt you can think of, no pants, and a big ol' swinging cock. That's what will be drawn. Fullbody, down to his toes, all done [b]AS CARTOONY AS YOU CAN PHYSICALLY PRODUCE WITH VERY EXAGGERATED FEATURES[/b] [b]LAST BUT NOT LEAST, DRAW ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER[/b] Draw Arnie from this picture, [img]http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/arnold-schwarzenegger-world-premiere-of-rocky-balboa-tm2zqg.jpg[/img] [b]AS REALISTICALLY ACCURATE TO THE PICTURE AS YOU CAN GET[/b] Do this for me, and i'll suck your dick or something i dunno i got lazy

Broken Ahnuld :v:

Gregah's user challenges were to make the artist improve though, not just to make them prove something. :3

Oh whoops sorry haha I'll try to change this challenge just so it can be more like Gregah's!

It's just that I thought you were trying to mock his challenges.

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27682393]Oh whoops sorry haha I'll try to change this challenge just so it can be more like Gregah's![/QUOTE] You should change it to be less shitty [editline]27th January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27680799]DO this for me Gregah, then I can believe you have the true right to tell people how to improve their art, because right now, I'm not sure if YOU should be the one having your art improved by.[/QUOTE] You don't have to be an artist to criticize. Everyone has the right to say anything they want, there is no qualification. If we go by your logic, then you shouldn't be telling him to draw tits either.

[quote]DO this for me Gregah, then I can believe you have the true right to tell people how to improve their art, because right now, I'm not sure if YOU should be the one having your art improved by.[/quote] You have to be able to draw what you criticize now? ruh roh, I'm glad xamllew left so I don't always have to one-up him when I provide cc now :ohdear: [editline]27th January 2011[/editline] And uh the picture doesn't work and I can't see any timelimit

1-Thread is for fun calm down 2- I didnt say anywhere Gregah dosent have the right to criticize. You can say whatever you want to anyone. You don't have to be a chef to say food sucks. So why is it so wrong for me to say Gregah isn't the next top chef? 3-Find any picture of arnold then because it works fine for me 4-Time limit is never because i just really want to see you draw something [editline]27th January 2011[/editline] Mother fucking serious sallies up in this bitch

Because, because... Implying? No one ever said he is, nor did he claim to be, the next 'top chef'. That aside, yes, I would like to see Gregah draw something of your challenge. And Rety... you are the serious sal!

but how? Im not being serious at all! Im telling gregah to draw silly stuff because i never see him draw!

Well, let's hope we'll something drawn by Gregah in a nearby future. v:v:v

I can't make any promises though, I have no drive whatsoever to draw at the moment and chances are that it'll take a month or more before I find that drive. But when I find that drive I'll do this, that's a promise :) [editline]27th January 2011[/editline] Oh and hey I just made a contradicting statement, hooray me :neckbeard:

im not giving you any time limit or anything, i just really want to see you draw something man

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27693895] 2- I didnt say anywhere Gregah dosent have the right to criticize. You can say whatever you want to anyone. You don't have to be a chef to say food sucks. So why is it so wrong for me to say Gregah isn't the next top chef?[/QUOTE] you said it in the part I quoted

As in, its not really fair to give advice if you cant take it When i asked him to draw in a PM he avoided it. By making it public, he has more pressure on him to draw

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27695650]As in, its not really fair to give advice if you cant take it When i asked him to draw in a PM he avoided it. By making it public, he has more pressure on him to draw[/QUOTE] I have yet to see Gregah reject criticism and telling someone to draw is not the same as giving comment on something that is already drawn I get the argument you're making now, but it is not connected to the one you made prior

This is confusing, is this some sort of 'revenge' for not giving you a user challenge or what? :v: Or is it because I can't take CC? I can't for the life of me remember any time I've gotten CC that I have rejected it or anything like that. I thought the idea of a user challenge was to help someone with their weak sides, not get them to draw pictures for you.

Wewt would you like me to change the OP to "Gregah should draw this because i want to see him draw. ...................................." Should I do that for you? Or are you done complaining?

I think being a little more clear on what you want of me would be really helpful. That means, make it slightly more coherent, fill up that text so that it got some more meat on it, more structured and paragraphed and make those goals a little easier to understand. What I think would make it easier for everyone would to set up the goals you want of me, provide some more information on what you want me to draw, the style you think I should go for (I guess realism is wanted on the first one, but the two others I'm not so sure of) and some helpful advice while you're at it. You should rewrite the OP from scratch, try to keep the sentences to the point and don't overuse your shock value in your text and cut it up some. There's nothing wrong with adding a bit of shock value every now and then to a text to spice it up, it does however not look as good as it could be if the shock value (your style of writing is straight in your face which as mentioned works when used moderatly, not as frequent as it is right now) is too much. It's kinda hard to read right now and looks pretty hastily thrown together, and I know you can do a lot better than this Rety :) Don't forget to use [b]bold[/b] and [highlight]highlighted[/highlight] text to accentuate your points. Just remember to not overuse it, it's supposed to bring your eyes to the text and if it's too commonly used it's not going to give you the effect you seek.

dammit Gregah you know i can't say no to you

Drawing motivation can be a funny thing. It often depends whats going on in your life. Too much work drains any creativity out of your soul and too much time on your hands makes you lazy. Personally I'd love to sample the latter.

[QUOTE=jewdozer;27697618]Drawing motivation can be a funny thing. It often depends whats going on in your life. Too much work drains any creativity out of your soul and too much time on your hands makes you lazy. Personally I'd love to sample the latter.[/QUOTE] As would I. I miss drawing sluts and whores and hookers and sex and boobies. :'(

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27696070]Wewt would you like me to change the OP to "Gregah should draw this because i want to see him draw. ...................................." Should I do that for you? Or are you done complaining?[/QUOTE] You can, but then this thread would become pointless Gregah just isn't drawing much lately. Neither am I. I've had an injury this week, who knows what his reason is? And even that doesn't matter because it's none of our business. If someone isn't "drawing enough", that's probably because of something we can't control. and why are you so angry

Calm down y'all, no need to blow this all out of proportion. No one is mad, no one is angry and let's put an end to the discussion. I already have witnessed enough FP drama in this section, so let's drop it alright?

Oh man Nyaa you're such a hardass rating all my posts dumb

If she rated you dumb she might think you have given her a good enough reason to do so. I think she is very capable to think for herself and so are you. Besides, since when do you care about ratings anyways? If anyone wants to make a fuss about it, I see no reason for it, atleast move it to the general discussion thread. I'm off my fellow brothas.

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27713738]Oh man Nyaa you're such a hardass rating all my posts dumb[/QUOTE] lol umad

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;27713738]Oh man Nyaa you're such a hardass rating all my posts dumb[/QUOTE] why are you like this did you hit puberty or something

[QUOTE=wewt!;27717199]why are you like this did you hit puberty or something[/QUOTE] Or maybe it's that time of the month. You know the one..

I laughed out loud really hard when I saw the new posts. I rate when I'm too tired and don't feel like replying, so I just read posts and rate them. Also wewt I hope you have reliable internet in Germany and I hope you took my laptop with you :)