Watermelons can give you a boner - General

Mods, move thread if this doesn't belong here. Thanks [quote] According to recent studies, the juicy fruit may be better suited for Valentine’s Day. That’s because scientists say watermelon has ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body’s blood vessels and may even increase libido. In watermelons, these include lycopene, beta carotene and the rising star among its phyto-nutrients – citrulline – whose beneficial functions are now being unraveled. Among them is the ability to relax blood vessels, much like Viagra does. [/quote] Source: [url]http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080630165707.htm[/url]

Brb buying watermelons by the shitload

Heres the tip, Before sex. Have watermelons.

I want to see a double blind test with dudes who've eaten a pile of watermelon and a control group, who get a mediocre fruit like apples. Then we'll compare which group's SO is more pleased.

[IMG]http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2008/06/080630165707.jpg[/IMG] I can tell that guy is having a boner

[QUOTE]Bananas provide sexual hormones that enhance more stamina during sex. It means you can fuck for a long time. -Men's Health[/QUOTE]

Inb4 black person joke.

So, I have a boner when I eat watermelon because of the watermelon itself? I thought it was just because they're so damn delicious.

I don't quite see a porn film with the guy eating a whole watermelon before doing his thing

No wonder I have much more pleasure when I have sex with watermelons. Wait I didn't mean to tell you that.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;24400760]Inb4 black person joke.[/QUOTE] you made me think of one. and now its starting to come together.

Eat watermelons so that you'll have to pee while you're inside her. Girls love that.

i had watermelon for supper, too bad i had jerked half an hour before.

So this is why black people are so addicted to getting it on. :psyduck:

This explanes the missing link to black people with big penises to liking watermelons.

[QUOTE=CaptainQuirk;24400848]Eat watermelons so that you'll have to pee while you're inside her. Girls love that.[/QUOTE] really?

[QUOTE=3picFail;24400936]really?[/QUOTE] Yeah. I do that with my gf. Try it.

I wanted to make a racist joke but that one guy beat me to it. [editline]11:48PM[/editline] and it was a bad idea either way

It also wasn't funny either way.

This is kind of nice, too bad I'm not a fan of watermelon.

You actually have to eat the skin for this to happen and it's not in large doses or anything

How many people will think of the black stereotype the second they see that title or read the article?

[QUOTE=Blimpey;24401848]How many people will think of the black stereotype the second they see that title or read the article?[/QUOTE] i know i did

I wouldn't eat the skin for a prolonged boner TBH. [editline]04:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=Happyfaic;24401856]i know i did[/QUOTE]

Imagine the awkward conversation the scientists had after the discovery.. scientist 1: After careful analysis of this watermelon and a sample taste test I have came to a conclusion that it has no significant medicinal propert... scientist 2: Whats wrong doctor? scientist 1: ....RAGING BONER!

ITT: People with erection problems Especially Post#2

You do realize this is essentially the same effect utilized in Viagra? Watermelons contain chemicals that dilate blood vessels, which in the penis leads to a boner. Viagra does the same thing but much more effectively. Besides you need to eat a metric fuck-ton of watermelons to get any significant effect.

The quote in the OP mentions exactly what you just said. Honestly, there's two lines and you couldn't be bothered to read them before posting?

I am going to be buying a whole lot of watermelons.

This thread is turning me on