• I just walked in on my friend taking a shit in my washing machine.
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So uh, it's like 9:32 AM and after a long night of drinking I still haven't slept, but my friend, Lets call him "K" passed out a few hours, he was fucking out of his mind wasted so I let him crash at my place in another room, about 10 minutes ago I went to the laundry room to grab an extra pillow and I saw him sitting there, fucking with his pants and shit down to the ground sitting literately in my brand new washing machine taking a god damn dump, even though we have two perfectly usable wash rooms. I stood there for like a full 5 seconds and quickly walked out before he noticed me, i'm still sitting here wondering what the fuck hes doing in there as it's been like ten minutes, I think he might have passed out in there but I don't want to go check, actually as im writing this, i just decided fuck it im going in, wish me luck Oh yeah he was passed out, thank jesus fucking christ my mom didnt walk on that shit
Wait until he got his mind back and tell him to remove his shit?
brb checking laundry
You could say he's airing out... [i]his dirty laundry[/i]
Nice avatar [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Xeon06;35554720]You could say he's airing out... [i]his dirty laundry[/i][/QUOTE] You could say he's taking... a shit
oh, THANK FUCK he didn't shit, he just pissed all over my baby brothers laundry, all over the fuckin floor, and guess who has to clean that shit up? Jesus christ some people need to control their drinking [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;35554733]Nice avatar [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] You could say he's taking... a shit[/QUOTE] Uh, is my avatar some chick? or some chick with a dude doing oral stuff? It isn't showing up for me Ahhh and hes fucking lucky I'm a good enough friend not to take a picture, had my camera ready and everything. Just woke him up, he got up fell over with his fuckin junk flyin all over the place, took 5 full minutes to pull his pants up and tried to play it off all casual and shit while he was doing it, would have put him outside if it wasnt a fucking blizzard out, gave him a couch instead.
people who cant handle drink, but drink excessively annoy the shit out of me no pun intended
[QUOTE=FuDy;35554744]oh, THANK FUCK he didn't shit, he just pissed all over my baby brothers laundry, all over the fuckin floor, and guess who has to clean that shit up? Jesus christ some people need to control their drinking [editline]13th April 2012[/editline] Uh, is my avatar some chick? or some chick with a dude doing oral stuff? It isn't showing up for me[/QUOTE] A chick with a dick in her mouth
You left and let him do it? In a new god damn washing machine? I highly doubt that, I'd go fucking nuts.
[QUOTE=BlueYoshi;35554776]You left and let him do it? In a new god damn washing machine? I highly doubt that, I'd go fucking nuts.[/QUOTE] I just walked in there to grab another pillow and saw him doing his buisness, i left to let him finish because it was to fucking embarrasing to ask him why he's sitting half naked in my washing machine. Will take pictures of said washing machine tomorrow, and jesus christ he was just passed out dead with his ass in my washing machine, fucking horrifying.
What a [i]shitty[/i] thread... :v:
turn on the washing machine
[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2mwdnh4.png[/IMG] Heres a shitty paint trying I tried to make of what I saw, but this doesn't do justice to the images burnt into my memory.
No thread with one's story of something fucked up is complete without an mspaint image describing how it happened.
take photo of the poop
Expected you to unzip your pants and rape him while he's unconcious.
You just let him take the shit? Did you give him some toilet roll too?
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[QUOTE=RAG Frag;35555482]You just let him take the shit? Did you give him some toilet roll too?[/QUOTE] There were clothes in the washing machine, he could have used those :v:
Just put the machine on spin
I'm sorry OP but that title just sent me into hysterics.
What a shitty friend.
First thing that came to mind was this [video=youtube;5t0Th6c0Vuk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t0Th6c0Vuk[/video] I'm still trying to figure out why
Ahahahahaaa! Oh gods. That was hilarious, OP you get a Winner. Ahhh, there needs to be more threads like this...
I'd like to watch my poop spinning around a washing machine at 1600 rpm
Thats enough internet for one night.
If the pile of shit is still in the washing machine, turn it on, I dare you. I bet you'll be flipping shit.
Put it on the spin cycle, and shit will be propelled around the washing machine like greased lightning. And then, leave it in there and throw in rotting and old meat, and if your mom walks in to do the laundry, shout "Hey mom the washing machine smells, are you using snuggle like I told you too?" and then when she screams, walk into the room, express extreme horror, walk out saying(if sibbling available) "Jesus Christ -insert name- why?" that's the plan.
Uh, there was no shit, just piss, lots and lots of piss
Pics or it didn't happen.
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