Naked man chokes dog, bites owner, gets shot in foot
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[QUOTE]Don’t mess with man’s best friend — especially if you don’t want to end up shot and in jail.
That’s exactly what happened to a Miami man after he jumped the fence — naked, no less — of a Little Haiti home and began choking a Rottweiler. The dog’s yelps awakened the homeowner who came outside — armed, no less — and confronted the attacker.
The intruder, who was later identified as 20-year-old Jeffery Delice, turned his attention from the dog to the homeowner. Delice jumped on the homeowner and began choking and biting him, Miami Police said.
Fearing for his life, the homeowner fired his gun twice, hitting Delice once.
“The person was naked, on the front porch choking his dog,” said police spokeswoman Napier Velazquez. “That’s when the resident shot him in the foot.”
Despite being wounded, Delice did not give up the fight. The homeowner, who police did not identify, fired his weapon a third time, but this time it jammed.
Finally, the homeowner was able to pin Delice down while family members called police.
When officers arrived, Delice tried to bite them, too, police said.
Delice was taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital where he was treated.
Expected to make a full recovery, Delice now faces several charges, ranging from assault, resisting arrest with violence, to lewd and lascivious behavior and animal cruelty.
He’s no stranger to the Miami-Dade court system.
In November 2011, he was charged with marijuana possession, and in April 2012, he was charged with armed robbery and assault. He’s never been convicted of any crime.
Although no one answered the door at the pink home on Northwest 56th Street Wednesday afternoon, a large black-and-brown dog in the backyard did come out of his dog house Wednesday and made himself comfortable in the sun.
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[quote]In November 2011, he was charged with marijuana possession[...][/quote]
Marijuana makes you BITE EVERYONE. BAN WEED.
Sounds like the best slapstick routine ever :v:
[QUOTE=Stopper;39091114]BAN WEED.[/QUOTE]
Holy fuck, not even 2 replies and somebody says BAN X.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39091130]Holy fuck, not even 2 replies and somebody says BAN X.[/QUOTE]
It's a humorous article and a joke - calm your shit.
bath salts
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;39091130]Holy fuck, not even 2 replies and somebody says BAN X.[/QUOTE]
I think he is just trying to be funny.
The naked guy in the artcle was probably tripping badly on some hard drugs like LSD, or he is a very, very sick man.
[QUOTE=Bonde;39091142]I think he is just trying to be funny.
The naked guy in the artcle was probably tripping badly on some hard drugs like LSD, or he is a very, very sick man.[/QUOTE]
LSD isn't a hard drug and in all probability won't make you... Try to bite someone, choke his dog and have no reaction to getting shot. It's probably something like PCP, and that shit is weird.
[QUOTE=Stopper;39091200]LSD isn't a hard drug and in all probability won't make you... Try to bite someone, choke his dog and have no reaction to getting shot. It's probably something like PCP, and that shit is weird.[/QUOTE]
I once read a news story about a guy on PCP who ate his own son's eyeballs, fled police on a wheelchair, and was caught trying to cut his own legs off with a chainsaw.
Is it just me or have I only seen these kinds of stories from Florida? Bit like that cannibal-on-bathsalt guy, but not as severe.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;39091226]I once read a news story about a guy on PCP who ate his own son's eyeballs, fled police on a wheelchair, and was caught trying to cut his own legs off with a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]
PCP is a diss so that seems reasonable haha
dont mix PCP up with LSD though, entirely different
He must have had it ruff ruff
[editline]4th January 2013[/editline]
brb killing myself
Normally I heard of a dog mauling a man but a man mauling a dog!? It's like man bite dog news
[QUOTE=BCell;39093035]Normally I heard of a dog mauling a man but a man mauling a dog!? It's like man bite dog news[/QUOTE]
I haven't heard of that many incidents where some man was mauled by a dog.. Maybe some more helpless individuals, but all things considered a decent sized man could tear a dog limb from limb, not the other way around.
[QUOTE=Stopper;39091200]LSD isn't a hard drug and in all probability won't make you... Try to bite someone, choke his dog and have no reaction to getting shot. It's probably something like PCP, and that shit is weird.[/QUOTE]
Depends how much LSD you take. But yeah, PCP or bath salts are more likely.
PCP kills pain so that could explain how he could ignore getting shot in the foot.
[QUOTE=Stopper;39091135]It's a humorous article and a joke - calm your shit.[/QUOTE]
the joke isnt funny after seeing it in every single article
Bathsalts, it's a hellava drug.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;39093474]I haven't heard of that many incidents where some man was mauled by a dog.. Maybe some more helpless individuals, but all things considered a decent sized man could tear a dog limb from limb, not the other way around.[/QUOTE]
It also depends on how well trained a dog is and what breed.
If the rottweiler hadn't been trained well or is neglected I'm pretty sure he would've eaten that naked guy as a late dinner.
Facepunch is worse than the media
"HE MUST'VE BEEN ON LSD, PCP, BATH SALTS!"
He couldn't have just been mentally ill?
[QUOTE=TehWhale;39094995]Facepunch is worse than the media
"HE MUST'VE BEEN ON LSD, PCP, BATH SALTS!"
He couldn't have just been mentally ill?[/QUOTE]
From all the other stories we've heard of people on PCP and bath salts, the behavior described is quite similar, but who knows he could be mentally ill.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;39091226]I once read a news story about a guy on PCP who ate his own son's eyeballs, fled police on a wheelchair, and was caught trying to cut his own legs off with a chainsaw.[/QUOTE]
I believe there was a news article posted on FP a few months back about a guy high on PCP who tried to eat his own hand or maybe it was bathsalts, who knows.
Besides, most people with mental illnesses don't turn aggressive to such a weird degree, and usually there's lots of warning and not just a sudden burst of insanity.
I'd hurt a dude if he tried to choke one of my bitches.
jeffery dallas??
If anyone ever hurt any of my pets I'd want to give the fuckers the chair.
I [b]love[/b] my animals.
v:v:v
[QUOTE=TehWhale;39094995]Facepunch is worse than the media
"HE MUST'VE BEEN ON LSD, PCP, BATH SALTS!"
He couldn't have just been mentally ill?[/QUOTE]
Mentally chill
8)
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