Yeah, I f*cking hate it!
At thursday. My cousing was at our house.My dog was at Dog Caring Center,since my dog was over-run´d by a car.My cousing knew about it,actually he delivered my dog there.Well, then I asked : "Hey,is my dog going to be allright? What did doctors say?" then he answered : "Your dog will be fine. They said that your dog is able to come home next week.They also said that your dog had few bones that broke during the accident,but they said that your dog can walk fairly. " I answered "Really?! That´s great! I knew he would survive! He is one hard dog , isn´t he?" Then my cousin said something that he will regret someday : "Haha , April Fools! Your dog has been ended,since he took a serious wound and couldn´t live fairly! You should have seen your face!" ... 5 seconds pasted and I got angry,he saw my face and he knew how I felt and he said "Oh man...I never should have said that! Sorry man , I didn´t mean it!" Then I was like "Fuck you!" and punched him into his face emotionally. That´s why I hate April Fools day. So , any personal experiences?
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People are remarking about my bad spelling.
Well,I think you people understand what is "going on" on my post.
And english isn´t my first language.And lets say that my english teachers sucks.
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Well at least it only comes once a year
Looks like you got owned son
Owned by your own zone
Feel bad for your dog though
Your cousin's a dick and you're terrible at spelling.
Well. Looks like you got VERY owned.
I seriously doubt a vet would play an April fools joke on you with a dead dog..
Or wait, did your cousin do the joke?
If so, your cousin's a bitch
[QUOTE=Marcho700;21186883]Then I was like "Fuck you!" and punched him into his face emotionally.[/QUOTE]
I wish I had the power to emotionally punch people [I]into[/I] their faces.
That's fucking badass dude.
Yeah I was with my cousin, and his dog got run over, I being a nice person, took it to the vet. They said he wasn't gonna make it, and I just thought it would be funny to tell my cousin his dog was okay. You guys should have seen his face, he believed me when I said that he would be able to come home next week, and that he could still walk. But then I changed my mind, and told him he was gonna die soon. Then he like, almost cried or someshit. He got angry though, and punched me in the face, kinda sucked, was funny though cuz he was all like, "FUCK YOU!".
[QUOTE=Turnips5;21186924]I wish I had the power to emotionally punch people [I]into[/I] their faces.
That's fucking badass dude.[/QUOTE]
:roflolmao:
[QUOTE=Kybalt;21186935]Yeah I was with my cousin, and his dog got run over, I being a nice person, took it to the vet. They said he wasn't gonna make it, and I just thought it would be funny to tell my cousin his dog was okay. You guys should have seen his face, he believed me when I said that he would be able to come home next week, and that he could still walk. But then I changed my mind, and told him he was gonna die soon. Then he like, almost cried or someshit. He got angry though, and punched me in the face, kinda sucked, was funny though cuz he was all like, "FUCK YOU!".[/QUOTE]
wow you're fucking funny.
[QUOTE=Turnips5;21186924]I wish I had the power to emotionally punch people [I]into[/I] their faces.
That's fucking badass dude.[/QUOTE]
Well , It was my dog.Lived about 7 years. He was my companion,my friend.
So, What would you do?
You're using the wrong apostrophe key by the way. You're meant to use this one: ' but you use ` that one.
[QUOTE=Marcho700;21186988]Well , It was my dog.Lived about 7 years. He was my companion,my friend.
So, What would you do?[/QUOTE]
You punched him into his own face.
[QUOTE=Kybalt;21186935]Yeah I was with my cousin, and his dog got run over, I being a nice person, took it to the vet. They said he wasn't gonna make it, and I just thought it would be funny to tell my cousin his dog was okay. You guys should have seen his face, he believed me when I said that he would be able to come home next week, and that he could still walk. But then I changed my mind, and told him he was gonna die soon. Then he like, almost cried or someshit. He got angry though, and punched me in the face, kinda sucked, was funny though cuz he was all like, "FUCK YOU!".[/QUOTE]
that isn't funny at all
[QUOTE=Kybalt;21186935]Yeah I was with my cousin, and his dog got run over, I being a nice person, took it to the vet. They said he wasn't gonna make it, and I just thought it would be funny to tell my cousin his dog was okay. You guys should have seen his face, he believed me when I said that he would be able to come home next week, and that he could still walk. But then I changed my mind, and told him he was gonna die soon. Then he like, almost cried or someshit. He got angry though, and punched me in the face, kinda sucked, was funny though cuz he was all like, "FUCK YOU!".[/QUOTE]
Your a fucking idiot.
Give me your IP will ya?
[QUOTE=Beckett;21187036]Your a fucking idiot.
Give me your IP will ya?[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Kybalt;21186935]Yeah I was with my cousin, and his dog got run over, I being a nice person, took it to the vet. They said he wasn't gonna make it, and I just thought it would be funny to tell my cousin his dog was okay. You guys should have seen his face, he believed me when I said that he would be able to come home next week, and that he could still walk. But then I changed my mind, and told him he was gonna die soon. Then he like, almost cried or someshit. He got angry though, and punched me in the face, kinda sucked, was funny though cuz he was all like, "FUCK YOU!".[/QUOTE]
You should be ashamed of your self.Even if you hated that dog you shouldn´t say anything rude.
You´re a one sick mother fucker. I think now if you get run over by a car your cousin will be laughing his ass off.He would not take a damn about you.
[QUOTE=Beckett;21187036]Your a fucking idiot.
Give me your IP will ya?[/QUOTE]
What incredible things will you do with his IP?
Rated funny, because it was :v:
Sorry for your dog though, even if i don't like dogs.
Guys, it would appear to me that OP's first language is not English.
It's not just spelling or typographical errors or even grammar, it is not speaking / typing in normal English idioms. "At Thursday" and "over-run'd". These are not things a native speaker would come up with. In these cases surely we can cut them some slack on the spelling. Even using the wrong apostrophe - doesn't it make you wonder whether OP is used to typing in another language? Could be it's set up for that language rather than English.
I mean fair enough when they are clearly fluent in English, but come on. Does anyone else think it's a bit harsh to give people so much grief over it when they may not be native speakers, they may be dyslexic, it's not just a case of poorly educated native speakers? How many of those mentioning bad spelling can speak a second language?
Buy him a pet and wait for next year's 1st April. Then you know what to do.
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That or you could punch him one more time
[QUOTE=Prism;21187258]
That or you could punch him one more time[/QUOTE]
I recommend this if someone joked about my dog when he died I would've done more then just one punch to the face
Fuck I hate how you type so much. It makes me want to lash out and fucking kill the closest person.
Seriously.
I hope your cousin bled, dogs are the best friends ever.
i hope you got to cut your cousins ear off
He's just a dick, thats a terrible joke.
Rate him unfunny.
"Your dog has been ended"? Is your cousin some sort of robot?
Unlucky man, that joke was a bit to over the top!
You can swear here, child.
[QUOTE=gdarks;21187213]Guys, it would appear to me that OP's first language is not English.
It's not just spelling or typographical errors or even grammar, it is not speaking / typing in normal English idioms. "At Thursday" and "over-run'd". These are not things a native speaker would come up with. In these cases surely we can cut them some slack on the spelling. Even using the wrong apostrophe - doesn't it make you wonder whether OP is used to typing in another language? Could be it's set up for that language rather than English.
I mean fair enough when they are clearly fluent in English, but come on. Does anyone else think it's a bit harsh to give people so much grief over it when they may not be native speakers, they may be dyslexic, it's not just a case of poorly educated native speakers? How many of those mentioning bad spelling can speak a second language?[/QUOTE]
Someone on my uni course uses things like "ego'd" and "run'd" and he's a native english speaker
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