Basically just post the greatest things you've ever done. Im talking about stuff thats crazy awesome (like catching a bullet with your teeth) not stuff like winning a gold medal.
Mine is i once was sitting in the middle of the back seat on a bus and dropped a dollar coin. It then rolled all the way to the front of the bus, then the bus stopped and took off just in time to send it rolling right back to me.
i wish i kept that coin and made a necklace or something badass with it.
Also no bullshit stories people!
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Post in this thread. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;20953926]Post in this thread. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
you beat me to it :argh:
Told you to haul ass over to fast threads where this crap belongs.
I went like 80kph down a hill on a bike and could coast all the way to a coles by the time I lost momentum.
Discovering the internet.
evaded police
God, i wouldn't be able to list. Not even joking. I've done a heap of epic things.
[QUOTE=Theater;20953948]Told you to haul ass over to fast threads where this crap belongs.[/QUOTE]
It's his first post, be nice :buddy:
I trolled Omegle.
[QUOTE=Ffffff;20953986]evaded police[/QUOTE]
One time me and mates were walking through a car park with a fuck tonne of booze, a cop car came up behind us and turned the siren on.
We ran, it chased me cause i was stupid to go onto the street. So i turned around and forced it into a U turn.
I hid behind a resturant, next to an old fridge, and i kept accidentally tuning on the motion light.
I didn't know my friend was hiding in the fridge, and he was shitting himself thinking i was a cop the whole time. Eventually he bursted out screaming 'FINE YOU GOT ME'. then he realised it was just me, and the cop car pulled up next to us.
[b]WE BOLTED LIKE FUCKING LIGHTNING[/B] Never got caught.
[QUOTE=Ffffff;20953986]evaded police[/QUOTE]
What was your wanted level at the time? :colbert:
I once made a "Post your" thread in "Fast Threads". It was similar to this thread.
[QUOTE=DrLuke;20954054]I once made a "Post your" thread in "Fast Threads". It was similar to this thread.[/QUOTE]
so not only did i put it in the wrong place i also had a very unoriginal idea
great way to start lol
I gave my seat to some senior in the bus, am i great yet?
I skydived out of a falling car that had rolled out of a plane then I used my magical parachute and grappling hook to hook onto a helicopter that was luckily flying past me at the right time then I hung onto the helicopter before hijacking it and flying it upside down with my eyes shut.
Masturbate.
[QUOTE=Cypress;20954079]so not only did i put it in the wrong place i also had a very unoriginal idea
great way to start lol[/QUOTE]
Some tips to not sound like an idiot:
Use proper grammar, capitalize your I's, never ever say "lol XD kawaii" etc and you'll be just fine
I usually help a guy I know with his job stuff, because he's pretty much on his own.
Well I got out of bed this morning... well no that was at 3 PM...
[QUOTE=markg06;20954271]I skydived out of a falling car that had rolled out of a plane then I used my magical parachute and grappling hook to hook onto a helicopter that was luckily flying past me at the right time then I hung onto the helicopter before hijacking it and flying it upside down with my eyes shut.[/QUOTE]
Rico Rodriguez? Nice to meet you!
[sp] If you don't catch it its Just Cause 2's main character.[/sp]
I stopped my friend from cutting himself :downs:
Saved someone's life.
This one time, I saw a guy who had trouble moving from General Discussion to Fast Threads.
I gave him a box to carry all his stuff in.
I ate 100 treadmills.
I won a primary school talent show.
Convinced my freind to stand on a table in the middle of class, do a balley twirl and flap his arms and say;
[quote=Mate]
Im not UNPREDICTABLE! Im not GAY! Im Nucking Futs!
[/quote]
:godwin:
Your Ma
[QUOTE=Inacio;20953971]Nothing. My life is miserable and uninteresting.
And no this is not an attempt to be funny.[/QUOTE]
I swam 2km yesterday, two months ago I couldn't even swim 50 meters. I don't care if this isn't awesome enough for you, I felt awesome! :D
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