Vigilante Citizen: Lady Gaga is an Illuminati Pawn!!! - General

Take a look at this: [url]http://vigilantcitizen.com/?p=1676[/url] [Quote] The symbolism surrounding Lady Gaga is so blatant that one might wonder if it’s all a sick joke. Illuminati symbolism is becoming so clear that analyses like this one becomes a simple exercise of pointing out the obvious. Her whole persona (whether its an act or not) is a tribute to mind control, where being vacuous, incoherent and absent minded becomes a fashionable thing [/quote] While, yes, I do agree that Gaga's music is as stupid as her hordes of fangirls/(fanboys?), I don't really think that she's any part of a conspiracy... [quote]Symbolism surrounding Lady Gaga, in her pictures and videos, mixes those symbols with occultism of secret societies.. Her vacuous, robotic and slightly degenerate persona embodies all the “symptoms” of a mind control victim. Let’s look at what Lady Gaga represents, starting by the basics: her name. Gaga is a term that immediately refers to absent mindedness. Here are some synonyms taken from a thesaurus: •Given to lighthearted silliness: empty-headed, featherbrained, flighty, frivolous, frothy, giddy, harebrained, lighthearted, scatterbrained, silly. Slang birdbrained, dizzy. •Afflicted with or exhibiting irrationality and mental unsoundness: brainsick, crazy, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, dotty, insane, lunatic, mad, maniac, maniacal, mentally ill, moonstruck, off, touched, unbalanced, unsound, wrong. “Gaga” is probably the easiest word to say in the English language, as it is often the first sound emitted by babies trying to imitate speech. So her name basically says: I’m a lady and I’m empty-headed. This empty head can filled with any crap you want. Imitate me young people. This state of mind is achieved after successful mind control. [/quote] Christ, if this wasn't coming from Vigilante Citizen, I'd think this was *ahem* [i]mocking[/i] Gaga. Quick! Shut you windows and blinds! Rip the Lady Gaga CD from your mother/sister/(father's?)/crazy neighbour who thinks that aliens anal probed him! We must fight this mind control!!! Here's a question: if all of this "symbolism" supposedly points to a secret Illuminati conspiracy, wouldn't the conspirators try to, oh I don't know, [i]avoid[/i] leaving signs that point towards them? :wtc:

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[quote=aurora93;21201409]what[/quote] ʇɐɥʍ

I'm hoping if the Illuminati exists their plan for world domination is a bit more advanced than hiring some dumb man-woman who sings poorly written pop songs.

it's ridiculous. the guy is wearing the venom logo on his shirt so he must be aware of the occult symbolism in lady gaga's music? so stupid

FYI: If you think Lady Gaga's stupid then you're not smart enough to get the joke.

What the fuck did i just read?

lady gaga has a dick a dick cheney [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/99892/lady%20gaga%20dick.png[/img]

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I'm a free bitch, baby.

Who ever this vigilante citizen fuck up is he stole this article word for word from Cracked.

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And the world kept on spinning.

[QUOTE=BBKF;21202075]Who ever this vigilante citizen fuck up is he stole this article word for word from Cracked.[/QUOTE] Actually, Cracked provided a link for the article.

Shit happens when you're thinking about tranvestites while on acid.

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I fucking hate that bitch. I swear why the fuck does a human or what ever that is deserve to be rich and famous.

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[QUOTE=TH89;21201577]FYI: If you think Lady Gaga's stupid then you're not smart enough to get the joke.[/QUOTE] Or so the Illuminati would have you believe.

[img]http://gyazo.com/cdaf68b9c718991ba202251bff3ddf1a.png[/img] :geno:

omg gais why dun u believe it? her an jayz are liek totel illuminati pawns!!1!one!

.... I don't understand how conspiracy theorists can function as people when they make such massive leaps in logic. "My bananas are still green even though I bought them two days ago. IT MUST BE THE RESULT OF THE GOVERNMENT POISONING OUR FOOD SUPPLY!!!!!!!"

i don't mind lady gaga at all anymore [editline]02:02PM[/editline] she's clearly a talented individual but I wouldn't listen to her music

Maybe she's part of an Illuminati plot to damage citizen's brains to a zombie-like state by subjecting them to increasingly hideous outfits.

i want to have sex with her

Does that mean I can't play with my disco stick when I think about her?

I still believe Lady Gaga is a it.

[QUOTE=wonkadonk;21202970]i want to have sex with her[/QUOTE] She will shove her dick up your ass. No lie.