A Mysterious Bike Appears! - General

*Images are thumbed so click on them for the larger pictures* So I wake up this morning and figure I will have a pretty casual day. So I get ready for the long day ahead of me, and prepare to head off to my first college class. I slip on my shoes, open the door and step outside. As I was locking the door I got this unsettling feeling of being watched by...something. I turn to my left and sure enough there is this goddamn bike glaring at me from the sidewalk. [img_thumb]http://i53.tinypic.com/33yqgc3.jpg[/img_thumb] Who the fuck left this thing here. It doesn't belong to anyone in my family, and I have never seen it rolling around the neighborhood. I mean look at this styling, graceful chariot. What a fucking piece of history sitting right here in front of my house. [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2qi8wwm.jpg[/img_thumb] Well I was in a hurry, and just thought it was my neighbors new bike or something, and she had just parked it there so we could admire it. Well I return home later in the afternoon and to my general surprise the bike was still sitting in front of my house. Fuck. [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/219wc5z.jpg[/img_thumb] Look at this hideous intrusion in front of my house. People passing by are going to associate this thing with me, and I want nothing to do with a bike that bears the name "Rapid Transit" and looks like something a pedophile would ride. [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/2ps5d39.jpg[/img_thumb] So I try to move it away from the front of my house, but both goddamn wheels are locked up. How did it get there in the first place then, and why the hell would you just leave it here? I don't want your shitty bike, take it with you. Another distinct possibility is that while riding the bike someone came out of the forrest, murdered the rider, hide the body, and now there is some dead guys bike in front of my house. How can I live knowing that? What if it is never claimed and just sits there? Should I use it as a lawn ornament or sell it on ebay? I have already figured a way to exploit this thing for personal gain! I have taken these professional looking photos, and will sell them for money! Look at that! [img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/21c5tsk.jpg[/img_thumb] [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/14w51i.jpg[/img_thumb] So... Has something like this ever happened to you guys? Were some goddamn thing randomly shows up, and you have no idea how the hell it got there. Or more importantly what should I do with this blast from the past pedo cruiser? [U][B]Tl:dr[/B][/U]; Somebody left a shitty bike in front of my house, and it's been here all goddamn day. [U][B]UPDATED[/B][/U] I attempted to make contact with the bike a few minutes ago. It is still sitting there. [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/9vlcht.jpg[/img_thumb] This seat is comfy as hell, but it made my ass tingle so I got off. I can see why pedophiles enjoy it. It is a comfy bike but definitely possessed. [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/10r6avs.jpg[/img_thumb] So now I am in my room. I have taken a defensive position. That son-a-bitch is not getting any closer to my house. Or else. [img_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/142918l.jpg[/img_thumb]

Ah, I knew I forgot something.

its sexy

No bike No hope Final destination.

That is pretty creepy. I don't even know why. It's just, like, existing.

a skateboard once appeared in my driveway and i had no idea how the hell it got there, and nobody came to retrieve it so i just took it after a day or two

Keep it man, you never know when you'll need a bike!

Hang a sign on it saying "This is not my bike" and leave it in front of your house.

[QUOTE=mogul20478;24984991]I have already figured a way to exploit this thing for personal gain! I have taken these professional looking photos, and will sell them for money! Look at that! [/QUOTE] Sadly, your images now belong to the internet and there are no returns.

That is a sweet looking bike, if no one claims it after a few days just keep it. Or, since you don't like it, sell it for big bucks.

Found a dead hooker on my coffee table one day, both legs locked up, no idea how it got there.

It's haunted. It will murder you in your sleep.

It will keep following you every time you see it. It will only get closer. Final solution. Melt that fucker down. [i]or ride it.[/i]

[QUOTE=Spikesandhands;24985132]Found a dead hooker on my coffee table one day, both legs locked up, no idea how it got there.[/QUOTE] I've had that before

[QUOTE=mogul20478;24984991]So I try to move it away from the front of my house, but both goddamn wheels are locked up. How did it get there in the first place then, and why the hell would you just leave it here? I don't want your shitty bike, take it with you.[/QUOTE] lift it

Just give it away.

Clamp it

I'd keep it. It looks like an awesome bike.

It was you from the future that left it there, you turn into a pedo in the future.

Doc Luis used steal! [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/DocLuis.png[/img] It's super effective!

[QUOTE=Chilean;24985174]lift it[/QUOTE] I don't want to waste energy on a bike someone else left at my house. Also it would be rude to put this heap in someone else's yard.

What is that crappy looking hatchback doing in the background, did someone put that there too? lol jk

That actually looks like a really nice bike.

Aww shit. It moved [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2418j8i.jpg[/img_thumb]

Have you touched the bike already? Call an exorcist right now. don't fucking ask questions just do it tell them what happened and have plenty of cash on hand

Is anyone else reminded of those Calvin and Hobbes comics where his bike is trying to murder him?

[QUOTE=mogul20478;24985491]Aww shit. It moved [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2418j8i.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Oh fuck. Get a gun, keep it under your pillow.

[QUOTE=mogul20478;24985491]Aww shit. It moved [img_thumb]http://i55.tinypic.com/2418j8i.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] It's getting prepared for the [I]hunt[/I]

[QUOTE=KingLouis;24985551]Have you touched the bike already? Call an exorcist right now. don't fucking ask questions just do it tell them what happened and have plenty of cash on hand[/QUOTE] No. I think it may be possessed.

sell it duh