• Dr. Facepunch, I have tentacles on my dick
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So, Facepunch, some time ago I noticed that I had some tiny white spots on my dick's neck. I didn't give a shit because I had better shit to do than go to a doctor. A few days ago I was on the shower and got a boner (they get a bit longer when my dick is hard, they get like 0.2mm long) and noticed that I had more of them, and a few ones were starting to grow. Does anyone here have this shit? Last night I went to a party and didn't get laid thanks to these sons of bitches, the girl actually said "Oh god what the fuck" and ran away. Help me FP. This is not trolling, and I'm getting scared :frown: [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Read the sticky before you make an awful thread" - Dragon))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;25312621]This is not trolling, and I'm getting scared :frown:[/QUOTE] protip: whenever someone says this, they are definitely trolling :eng101:
i looked at my dick after reading this. phew.
[QUOTE=Doomish;25312627]protip: whenever someone says this, they are definitely trolling :eng101:[/QUOTE] I am not, seriously. I don't know what to do. I can't go to a doctor (I can, but I'd have to wait like 4 months 'til he can see me) or tell anyone this. Have anyone ever heard about this? Anyone have this? :ohdear:
Post pics Don't worry, im a doctor not a peeping tom
Post pics Don't worry, im a doctor not a peeping tom
So you didn't have sex, yet you are worrying about an STI?
[QUOTE=AnonymousDude;25312632]I am not, seriously. I don't know what to do. I can't go to a doctor (I can, but I'd have to wait like 4 months 'til he can see me) or tell anyone this. Have anyone ever heard about this? Anyone have this? :ohdear:[/QUOTE] Pics, or MSPaint drawing. We need proof! How else can we evaluate this case? :science:
[QUOTE=sam6420;25312643]I saw this on 4chan, nice try.[/QUOTE] Oh sure, want me to write your nick on my dick, take a photo and send it to you? I will.
sounds like dick pimples.
[QUOTE=sonicrjk;25312651]So you didn't have sex, yet you are worrying about an STI?[/QUOTE] Nope, I'm talking about genetics here. Come on, I can't be the only person in the world with this shit :gonk:
I have Hirsuties papillaris genitalis Feels bad but has never stopped me from getting laid
Chop it the fuck off
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