4chan /pol/ personified elected official holds the first meeting as GOP Chairman of Travis county - Polidicks

Maybe a long ass time ago, you might guys remember this thread I made when it was first announced: [URL]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1508858[/URL] Or just watched John Oliver's segment on it: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgoypDIHKAQ[/URL] Either way, Robert Morrow held his first meeting as an elected official. As the Chairman of the Travis County GOP. [URL="http://www.mystatesman.com/news/news/local-govt-politics/robert-morrow-holds-first-meeting-as-travis-county/nrp4z/"]http://www.mystatesman.com/news/news...-county/nrp4z/[/URL] [quote]In his first meeting as [B]chairman of the Travis County Republican Party, conspiracy theorist Robert Morrow walked in wearing white jeans, a blue shirt and a three-pointed jester’s hat — one point each, he explained later, for three covered-up murders by prominent U.S. politicians.“Let’s get this party started,” he said upon entering[/B] Morrow worked the room for a while before moving to the podium carrying a stack of books he would cite in his opening remarks. He began his speech by assuring the crowd of precinct chairs that he did not want to disrupt the party’s functions before [B]moving on to a 45-minute rundown of his “political research,” including graphic descriptions of rapes, murders and pedophilia committed by major U.S. politicians over the last half-century. [/B] “I am for the continued functioning of the Travis County Republican Party pretty much as the way it has been. I do see my personal role as a little bit different. I am a political truth-teller and I have been doing that for a very long time, and you’ve got to take a lot of flak when you start telling truth about the political criminals that run America,” Morrow said to an uncomfortable room Tuesday night. “So in my brief little speech tonight, I’m going to share with you a little bit of my research. Some truth is laying on the table that’s unmentionable at times in the media, unmentionable in academia, unmentionable in the Republican Party and the Democratic Party because both institutions have an incentive to cover for people who murder people, rape people, molest children, run drugs.”[/quote] More on the article, and of course: his twitter feed [URL]https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty[/URL] Read it, it's a goldmine. And read it while realizing he's an actual elected official of a major party. Like this one. [URL]https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/748283717483823104[/URL]

Jesus fuck. What the hell is wrong with this guy?

Is it legal for him to just spam nigger and faggot on Twitter? I feel like there's some kind of rule about elected officials doing that. the Don't Spam Slurs on Social Media proposition, article 41.

That Twitter feed is like Phil Fish level of crazy

he's retweeting pictures of anime girls too

It's like a living parody.

Wow, he's a living breathing parody both in how he acts and how he looks. Is he like the child of a brother and sister who liked each a little too much?

I for one, welcome our new ironic meme overlords.

This is probably the best thing I have followed on Twitter in a long time.

Morrow was funny until I found out he was crazy. He's legit mentally ill from browsing the deep web and watching too much anime.

Oh look, this inbred sack of monkey shit is back in the news again.

[QUOTE=New Cidem;50618745]Is it legal for him to just spam nigger and faggot on Twitter? I feel like there's some kind of rule about elected officials doing that. the Don't Spam Slurs on Social Media proposition, article 41.[/QUOTE] As far as I can tell he's just childishly spamming that an other obscenities, don't think he's actually harassing anyone in particular.

finally, a third party candidate I can get behind

[QUOTE=New Cidem;50618745]Is it legal for him to just spam nigger and faggot on Twitter? I feel like there's some kind of rule about elected officials doing that. the Don't Spam Slurs on Social Media proposition, article 41.[/QUOTE] Freedom of speech dude, he can say whatever the fuck he wants as long as it doesn't create a panic or encourage violence.

This news sure brings hope to me, because it basically means that Vermin Supreme could have a chance of getting elected.

Finally a politician who's entire reason for obtaining office was, "people voted for me because I'm insane and they're amused by that."

[QUOTE=E = MC Hammer;50618833]he's retweeting pictures of anime girls too[/QUOTE] [media]http://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/740326473509179392[/media] This man is an elected official

[QUOTE=StrykerE;50619236]This man is an elected official[/QUOTE] Blur that shit dude some people could be in public! I'm totally triggered by animoos

According to his twitter, he supports Sanders and Gary Johnson. Trump is a child rapist, Clinton a murderer.

this man needs a chair in the senate [editline]5:56pm[/editline] or the white house

[QUOTE=Ironic Man;50619019]As far as I can tell he's just childishly spamming that an other obscenities, don't think he's actually harassing anyone in particular.[/QUOTE] I mean, he did say that Bill Cosby is "a nigger that likes to rape white women" so ehh depends on your definition of harassment or hate speech

[QUOTE=Dysplasia;50619272]this man needs a chair in the senate [editline]5:56pm[/editline] or the white house[/QUOTE] Yeah, a highchair.

[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;50619221]Finally a politician who's entire reason for obtaining office was, "people voted for me because I'm insane and they're amused by that."[/QUOTE] i'm kjnd of glad he was elected purely for the comedy factor. shit is already going crazy so may as well have at least one county official who is balls out crazy [editline]29th June 2016[/editline] of course it sucks for travis county

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50619497]i'm kjnd of glad he was elected purely for the comedy factor. shit is already going crazy so may as well have at least one county official who is balls out crazy [editline]29th June 2016[/editline] of course it sucks for travis county[/QUOTE]What would be fucking golden is if he turned out to be at least decent at his job, in between shitposting on twitter he does good things for the county. (I'm not sure specifically what he could do, but I want to believe he could do something) [editline]29th June 2016[/editline] lmao imagine if he won a bigger election and is one of the representatives for Texas. Or even better: he becomes a senator. Like he just filibusters one day about the most crazy shit, bringing in charts showing the progression of breast jiggles in anime or something like that. I wouldn't stop watching, I'd waste away in front of my TV laughing.

[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50619497]i'm kjnd of glad he was elected purely for the comedy factor. shit is already going crazy so may as well have at least one county official who is balls out crazy [editline]29th June 2016[/editline] of course it sucks for travis county[/QUOTE] I guess realistically speaking there isn't too much considerable damage this guy could do. But his twitter feed is truly... something else.. I mean at least Alex Jones has a rhyme and reason to his madness. The only consistent pattern here is anime.

[media]https://twitter.com/RobMorroLiberty/status/748263553769955332[/media] I think I'm going to start following him. Imagine him being the president.

What's horrible/hilarious/terrifying is that Travis County isn't some backwoods county no one cares about in rural Texas, it's home to the god damn capital city of Austin.

This guy is so wild and unstable that I can't tell if I hate him or if he's my hero.

[QUOTE=LTJGPliskin;50619827]This guy is so wild and unstable that I can't tell if I hate him or if he's my hero.[/QUOTE] As someone who's ridden public transportation, I'd err on the side of not encouraging insane people.

[QUOTE=Stinky;50619817]What's horrible/hilarious/terrifying is that Travis County isn't some backwoods county no one cares about in rural Texas, it's home to the god damn capital city of Austin.[/QUOTE] You do realize Austin prides it's self on it's eccentric residents and it's motto is literally "Keep Austin Weird" right? [thumb]http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/img/photos/2013/04/30/ae/ff/kh-komie-sign.jpg[/thumb] Like this is a real lawyer there.