Readings from the Holy Bible

[Shugo]

A while ago, I stumbled upon this channel apparently run by former Onion writers. They post new (fake) Bible verse readings every few days and they're hilarious. It barely has any subscribers or views, so I'm spreading it around.

Here's just a few excerpts, but they have almost a hundred now. You should check out their whole channel. [URL="https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLrvkoHrFeILSFRsvS8KBmtxR4T6_p1Jbc"]Here's a playlist of all the readings.[/URL]

[video=youtube;YqFMW4sSYec]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqFMW4sSYec[/video]
[video=youtube;iFCxD2E7RJY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFCxD2E7RJY[/video]
[video=youtube;pI6dBr4tX4U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6dBr4tX4U[/video]
[video=youtube;VDCofSyofGM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDCofSyofGM[/video]
[video=youtube;nysek0Q_dHA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nysek0Q_dHA[/video]

[FPtje]

Haha these things are glorious!

[Foogoowoman]

Are these real?

[The_J_Hat]

These are brilliant.

[Foogoowoman]

[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;47333952]You could spend a few moments to read the thread before posting[/QUOTE]

There it is

[Shugo]

[QUOTE=Foogooman;47333707]Are these real?[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;_Gp-a-kzgEo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gp-a-kzgEo[/video]

Yeah, these are totally legit.

[Jamsponge]

My favourite part is the [sic] at the end of the Corinthians one.

[momoiro]

Even though these are funny, they grow stale fast. And while the first link in OP was sort of witty, the others weren't really.

[Boss420]

I'm an atheist :^)

[angelangel]

[QUOTE=Boss420;47337036]I'm an atheist :^)[/QUOTE]

how can you stand there and deny the existence of the holy boulder?

[Minilandstan]

[QUOTE=Boss420;47337036]I'm an atheist :^)[/QUOTE]

You're just mad Jesus took the wheel at the go-kart races, and slammed your bitch ass into a wall as he drove away the victor.

[Mingebox]

I like this one.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ox9ThoAzzA[/media]

[wauterboi]

I really need to start reading the bible, man.

[Cypher_09]

I hope he does a Genesis one with

[quote]I must've dreamed a thousand dreams
Been haunted by a million screams
But I can hear the marching feet
They're moving into the street.

Now did you read the news today
They say the danger's gone away
But I can see the fire's still alight
There burning into the night.

There's too many men
Too many people
Making too many problems
And not much love to go round
Can't you see
This is a land of confusion.[/quote]

[ZenZill]

Wild, Aggressive Dog Ministries

Too much :v:

[Johnny on Flame]

Praised be Thy name, oh Holy Boulder!