[url]http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/917261-crimewave-cat-oscar-given-a-feline-asbo-and-therapy[/url]
[quote]Now Oscar, who lives in Wingrave, Buckinghamshire, has been given a dose of herbal therapy and house arrest in a bid to mend his ways.
Owner Caroline Hughes plans to dose him up on flower essences to stay calm and keep him indoors.
His bad boy antics include being reported to police for fighting dogs and stealing neighbours’ food.
And Oscar – a five-year-old Turkish van cat – injured a man, Tom Ridgeway, so badly the 77-year-old was in hospital for a week.
Telecoms worker Ms Hughes is even considering moving home as her pet has such a fearsome reputation. He’s been dubbed the ‘Lion Cat of Wingrave’ in the Buckinghamshire village where they live.
Ms Hughes, 36, said: ‘I’ve never understood why he’s like he is. He’s friendly and adorable at home.’
Oscar's apparent cuteness was sufficient to earn him a starring role in an Ikea TV advert.
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Bloody pussy
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stop with these dumb fucking titles
[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;38421536]stop with these dumb fucking titles[/QUOTE]
Stop crying about text.
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[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;38421536]stop with these dumb fucking titles[/QUOTE]
If the title offends you so much get out of sensationalist headlines
[quote]And Oscar – a five-year-old Turkish van cat – injured a man, Tom Ridgeway, so badly the 77-year-old was in hospital for a week.[/quote]
I didn't realize it was about a cat until this point, I just imagined a hooded chav running through town kicking dogs and stealing people's food
At least smurfy doesn't lie to us
[QUOTE=EzioAuditore;38421538]Stop crying about text.[/QUOTE]
your title was foolish, and you were being foolish.
[QUOTE=Sir Spicy Buns;38421549]If the title offends you so much get out of sensationalist headlines[/QUOTE]
It's not offensive, it's just fucking annoying that the title doesn't tell you what the thread is actually about.
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bloody revolving door
For anyone who missed it, the original title was "Britain's number one criminal is caught and given an ASBO"
[QUOTE=Sir Spicy Buns;38421549]If the title offends you so much get out of sensationalist headlines[/QUOTE]
You realize Gary named this subforum "sensationalist headlines" Just to spite the people who were bitching about the news subforums merging, right? You're not actually supposed to be sensationalist all the time.
religion of peace
[editline]12th November 2012[/editline]
fuck nevermind
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