Inspired by the popularity of OMG.
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[B]THE QUIBLE[/B]
Qod was the first ever created. He was the first to think. The first to breathe. First to hate mondays(after creating time), The first to urinate. The first to make up the idea of the word "First". Now, Qod made a rocking chair, he loves rocking chairs. This all happened in the land before time. Qod Became bored with rocking in his everlasting chair. He eventually made a needle and some yarn and crafted time. Time made him more bored once he discovered that he has been sitting on his chair for 2000 hours. He then though "Why don't I make mini-me's to watch as they scramble about". He kept his idea but had to prepare the land called "earth" for the humans. What he had to do was create a lot of other creatures first, so he made all the creatures of the land and then they all co-existed.
Qod then got way too into dinosaurs, he loved all of the blood. Soon he was like "Oh shit, humans!" and so he blew up the dinosaurs and then created his procrastinated humans. After they were created, he left the humans to themselves because he realized that they were probably going to be autonomous. He put a camera up in the sky and sometimes got bored and watched them.
He later realized the humans had no morals at all so he created a religion. He soon noticed that the humans were too peaceful and created more religion. He hasn't made much changed since then and he still sits up there on his peaceful planet with his plutonians. Sometimes Qod trolls the humans by doing odd stuff and making them think it was aliens or a ghost.
How come no one took the name Boners before you?
i am 12 and what is this
Needs more scrolls. Adds authenticity to any fictional novel, bible and other religious texts included
[QUOTE=rathat48;22404626]How come no one took the name Boners before you?[/QUOTE]
I don't know, but I bet there are a lot of untaken names. Try "pimp"
I was amazed when I registered Buttsex and it wasn't taken.
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;22404639]i am 12 and what is this[/QUOTE]
this is dumb
[QUOTE=ButtsexV2;22404887]I was amazed when I registered Buttsex and it wasn't taken.[/QUOTE]
And then you went and got it banned
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