[B]Some guy asked me to do his homework for him so I did. I took his masterpiece of an essay and slightly altered it. I hear he actually handed it in lol. Then again if it was a choice between his and mine I would too.[/B]
Subject: Who Are the Better Drivers, Women or Men?
From: [email]tested0@o2.pl[/email]
To: [email]Vexomination@hotmail.co.uk[/email]
Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2012 22:30:41 +0100
[B]His Version[/B]
Who Are the Better Drivers, Women or Men?
This question has been asked for an long time. Nowadays there is a war between man and woman. The men think that they are stronger and better from women.
There is one most popular debate. The mans or womans are the better drivers? The mans think that the womans are not a good drivers. But I do not think so.
Everyone knows that the men do not like a women drivers. They think that the womans have not enough sense of orientation and a good reflexes to be drivers. The mans think that many accidents are the womans fault. Is this a myth or reality?
My opinion is that driving does not depends on the sex of the driver. I think that a good driving depends only on your driving experience and on your personal culture (of each person). Everyone any experienced driver will be better than a new one.
The mans do not want to believe that womans can do everything like a man. I do not think that the womans are stronger than mans, but I do not think that I cannot be a good driver only because I am a woman.
But the war between mans and womans will continue as long as the world turns. Not only for driving...
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[B]My Version[/B]
Are men better drivers?
This question has been the subject of popular debate since the invention of the wheel. Some men claim that women naturally lack the confidence and spacial awareness to drive safely or that women can't keep their legs shut long enough to sit in a car never mind drive it. Some men claim that women are better of fucking the handbrake and sucking their husbands dick at the same time but this has been branded as male chauvinism, and rightly so, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
Those who argue for this case have claimed there is scientific evidence to prove that men are better drivers than woman, however those who argue against this case are probably to illiterate to read the evidence and too mathematically backwards to understand the numbers. Besides most woman are so stubborn they probably wouldn't give a shit and have to be dragged from their flaming car; front bumper embedded with dead children and a lollipop lady before they admit they were wrong.
My opinion is that driving skill is not influenced by a person's gender but by their confidence. which women lack and men have too much off. I don't say this just to avoid sounding sexist in the previous paragraphs. I don't hate women it's just unfortunately true that they're fucking useless and can't drive.
Although it is true that confidence influences our ability to drive in a positive way, too much confidence is arguably worse. In situations where a driver is confident to the point of reckless; and this is never a scenario that involves a woman, unless that women is sucking his dick while he is driving, devastation and mass manslaughter can occur. Incidents like these are often bad enough to be worse than ten of any incidents that involve some clumsy bitch denting her husbands car or crashing into a lamppost and once the severity of the incidents are calculated and the amount of them are tallied and compared you will probably find that men are just as bad as woman and therefore no one should drive and everyone should walk, or ride a bike (except women because they can't do that right either).
ohh, un-censored emails! That's nice. You might want to censor your email at least.
Women can't park. Other than that, they are about the same as men in terms of driving. Women tend to be more willing to lay on the horn.
Uh duh?
[QUOTE=The one that is;34583199]ohh, un-censored emails! That's nice. You might want to censor your email at least.[/QUOTE]
thats not a real email, and if it is it isn't mine :)
EDIT: I took away the smiley face at the end of my sentence. I wasn't sure it was necessary.
Second EDIT: I put it back
Holy fucking shit, his first language had better not be English.
Otherwise there is no fucking excuse for that abomination.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34583216]Women can't park. Other than that, they are about the same as men in terms of driving. Women tend to be more willing to lay on the horn.[/QUOTE]
My mother can't drive worth shit. She swerves around the road all the time.
[QUOTE=geel9;34583261]Holy fucking shit, his first language had better not be English.
Otherwise there is no fucking excuse for that abomination.[/QUOTE]
I met him on star craft. He was offering to coach people in exchange for someone to do his homework. If thats how he gets by at school it might explain a lot.
[QUOTE=geel9;34583261]Holy fucking shit, his first language had better not be English.
Otherwise there is no fucking excuse for that abomination.[/QUOTE]
Look at the domain on the senders email. Ends in .pl, which is Poland. Naturally going to suck at English.
Well that's obvious because a lot of their blood goes to their baby making parts and not to their eyes and brain.
ill give you my stash of porn if you teach me how 2 essay
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34583304]Look at the domain on the senders email. Ends in .pl, which is Poland. Naturally going to suck at English.[/QUOTE]
He might suck at English but even the content of his essay was dismal. He basically says this:
Who are better driver? The question has been unanswered for a long time. Men think they are better, but I don't. Men think woman don't have good reflexes. Is this true or not? I can't be bothered to discuss it even though I'm supposed to be finding out for my essay.
I think good driving depends on someones experience and culture. I think driving skill doesn't depend on sex. Every man on the planet doesn't want to believe a woman can do anything a man can do (vast generalization). I think I can be a good driver anyway if I'm a woman (he's a man). Finished.
If he hands in my version his teacher will probably suck his dick for being so right and clever.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34583304]Look at the domain on the senders email. Ends in .pl, which is Poland. Naturally going to suck at English.[/QUOTE]
Slightly off-topic, but anyway; A lot of people who do not speak English natively still learn to speak/write it fluently, so even that's no excuse (for example, this coming from a fluently trilingual person whose native language is not English).
And going back to the subject at hand; Choosing between a horrendous butchering of the English language and an essay which is rude, sexist and has a few minor typos ([url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking]:P[/url])... I'd choose the second one.
women crash a lot less.
that's really where the facts end.
after that you can put in your own bullshit stereotypes.
[QUOTE]Men are better drivers than woman [/QUOTE]
No shit?
[QUOTE=thisispain;34583914]women crash a lot less.
that's really where the facts end.
after that you can put in your own bullshit stereotypes.[/QUOTE]
Yh but men drive faster, Thus making them better.
[editline]7th February 2012[/editline]
Some cum guzzling wench gave me a box. :(
[QUOTE=thisispain;34583914]women crash a lot less.
that's really where the facts end.
after that you can put in your own bullshit stereotypes.[/QUOTE]
Us men crash more, because we're always swerving out of the way of the women.
[QUOTE=MKH90;34583900]Slightly off-topic, but anyway; A lot of people who do not speak English natively still learn to speak/write it fluently, so even that's no excuse (for example, this coming from a fluently trilingual person whose native language is not English).
[/QUOTE]
Because everyone has the same chances in education and the ability to start learning English at an early age.
As for the topic, I say OP makes a good point that men tend to drive a bit more on the crazy - stupid side and women tend to drive so carfully it actually gets dangerous.
[QUOTE=MKH90;34583900]Slightly off-topic, but anyway; A lot of people who do not speak English natively still learn to speak/write it fluently, so even that's no excuse (for example, this coming from a fluently trilingual person whose native language is not English).[/QUOTE]
I know it's hard to understand that other people have difficulty with languages when you don't but please, don't just automatically think that everyone have the same ease to learn languages as you do.
On-topic: I think that guy should abandon his Starcraft career and go into writing.
Who gives a fuck, my mum is an excellent driver so is my dad.
[QUOTE=MKH90;34583900]Slightly off-topic, but anyway; A lot of people who do not speak English natively still learn to speak/write it fluently, so even that's no excuse (for example, this coming from a fluently trilingual person whose native language is not English).[/QUOTE]
Well done you're really good at english. Just practice common sense and some kind of understanding of other people and you should be well on your way to not say dumb things.
Also do you really need a coach for a game?
You can seriously fuck someone up for getting them busted of someone else doing their work. Here in America if you get caught plagiarizing or having someone else do your work, well known colleges will black list you from being able to enter their schools.
Men are more likely to end up in serious accidents.
I love how almost everyone in here is missing the joke of the thread.
This thread has made my day.
On that note, my theory on why men are (or were) better drivers is because men generally drove the majority of the time until somewhat recently. It may be anecdotal evidence, but my grandmother didn't start driving in any capacity until my grandfather passed, and she's pretty bad at it.
[QUOTE=Bound;34589986]You can seriously fuck someone up for getting them busted of someone else doing their work. Here in America if you get caught plagiarizing or having someone else do your work, well known colleges will black list you from being able to enter their schools.[/QUOTE]
The person in the OP is Polish, and I know for a fact that the vast majority of teachers here don't give enough fucks to check if the homework is made by the student in question and not somebody else. Even if he got caught (which he won't), the worst thing that could happen is getting a "1" (F) on the paper.
[QUOTE=CrispexOps;34583216]Women can't park. Other than that, they are about the same as men in terms of driving. Women tend to be more willing to lay on the horn.[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't say that. Hell, sometimes I can't even park for shit. At least not when I have to cram between 2 cars.
Wow kinda of funny, really I would reword that portion you wrote so that it would be less insulting. Though if there is numerical evidence that women are worse drivers then I would use the source for that evidence and then provide source material.
[QUOTE=Bound;34589986]You can seriously fuck someone up for getting them busted of someone else doing their work. Here in America if you get caught plagiarizing or having someone else do your work, well known colleges will black list you from being able to enter their schools.[/QUOTE]
serves him right for getting other people to do his homework for him, especially people over the internet that he's never met before
mind you with the sounds of his life it's not like he'd ever get to college/uni
That's pretty good cover-up of the swear words. When I skimmed over the words, I only notice them on the second skim through.
I bet he did the same.
Bravo.
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