I Am A Motherucker - An Epic Beard Man Documentary - General

Part 1: [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AedJy9tAYL4[/hd] Part 2: [hd]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkeSjn5Dv8[/hd] This is fucking amazing. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Fight video" - TH89))[/highlight]

He's been fightin' since he was six years old

Kind of weird to make a documentary about pretty much a lowlife but whatever something to watch while I eat pizza I suppose.

Wow

He is a pretty funny story teller though

Don't fuck with a 67 year old man in jorts

Seeing the interviews, the black guy seems like the intelligent one (although drunk) the old guy is clearly mentally unstable.

What an interesting person.

:o

Epic Beard Man: -ate Marilyn Monroe's pussy just like Kennedy did -played softball -played baseball -played football -boxed -kicked soccer -played guitar -played violin -played washboard -can tap the fuckin' taps -is an expert in kung fu -is an expert in karate -is an expert in judo -is an expert in hand to hand combat -is an expert boxer -is an expert wrestler -can play banjo -can play accordion -can sing like a motherfuckin' hillbilly -can sing like a rock star is there anything this man cannot do

[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;20458566]Epic Beard Man: -ate Marilyn Monroe's pussy just like Kennedy did -played softball -played baseball -played football -boxed -kicked soccer -played guitar -played violin -played washboard -can tap the fuckin' taps -is an expert in kung fu -is an expert in karate -is an expert in judo -is an expert in hand to hand combat -is an expert boxer -is an expert wrestler -can play banjo -can play accordion -can sing like a motherfuckin' hillbilly -can sing like a rock star is there anything this man cannot do[/QUOTE] Don't forget he smoked Cocaine and Weed at the same time, while drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels with some Vodka and still managed to ask someone where his seat was. :patriot:

[QUOTE=TunnelSnake;20458566]Epic Beard Man: -ate Marilyn Monroe's pussy just like Kennedy did -played softball -played baseball -played football -boxed -kicked soccer -played guitar -played violin -played washboard -can tap the fuckin' taps -is an expert in kung fu -is an expert in karate -is an expert in judo -is an expert in hand to hand combat -is an expert boxer -is an expert wrestler -can play banjo -can play accordion -can sing like a motherfuckin' hillbilly -can sing like a rock star is there anything this man cannot do[/QUOTE] Tell the truth.

[QUOTE=Octo pie;20458820]Tell the truth.[/QUOTE] He wasn't lying when he said he was a motherfucker :colbert:

He can't be non-awesome

Holy shit. I'd hang out with that guy every day if I could.

this man is a badass

A whole chiccckkkeeeeennnnnnnnnn!

That was pretty neat.

Brilliantly put together

This is stupid, the white one started it.

Oh man, he starts to cry in part 2. I nearly lost it.

He is now a legend and will never be forgotten.

He's been fighting since he was six. :patriot:

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;20459792]This is stupid, the white one started it.[/QUOTE] yep, he started it by getting hit in the face. I'd kill to live the life this man has lived.

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;20459792]This is stupid, the white one started it.[/QUOTE] Actually before the footage started rolling, Tom was telling Bob that he wanted to get his shoes spit shined, and the black guy was walking bye to sit down start saying shit, shit, so then Tom starts saying why? Do you wanna spit shine shoes? as an insult, then the Black guy goes on sayin why a brotha gotta spit shine yo shoes. Then Tom goes, well you offered, you offered! It can be anybody, but you offered. Something like that. Tom was talking about spit shinning but only until he started insulting the black guy back, is when the footage started rolling.

[QUOTE=Micr0;20459142]Holy shit. I'd hang out with that guy every day if I could.[/QUOTE] Me too, sounds like a interesting person to talk with and joke around. I'd give em a handshake and pat on the back any day.

This is what happens when you meet a man whose never taken shit from nobody EVER

I don't get it, he's 67 years old, he smokes, he drinks, he does drugs and he gets in fights. Yet he's in great shape. [editline]12:11AM[/editline] He is a motherfucker.

That black guy just had no idea...

Fuck he's just so manly, he cries and it's still manly