[quote]MEMPHIS, Tenn. - A Memphis woman called police after she found her son stealing her prescription sedatives from her bra. The Commercial Appeal reported that police found a 28-year-old man hiding under a neighbor's sport utility vehicle Wednesday morning. The mother, whose name police didn't release, told officer she awakened before dawn to find her son filching Xanax from her bra, where she kept it to prevent him from stealing it.
Police said the man had 22 Xanax pills, 15 of them wrapped in toilet paper and hidden in his sock. Officer said a search of the man's room turned up more pills and various drug paraphernalia.
He was in jail Thursday with bond set at $40,000.[/quote]
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There are so many things wrong with this it is incomprehensible.
Was she wearing it at the time?
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ahaha you suck, ninja'd
Maybe he just wanted the bra.
I was gonna call her a bitch till I noticed he was 28 and was found hiding under a car...
What an odd chap.
If I open up my dictionary, and go to "junkie," can I find a picture of this guy?
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[QUOTE=DireAvenger;21681049]Was she wearing it at the time?
:smug:[/QUOTE]
well...
[quote]dawn to find her son filching Xanax from her bra, where she kept it to prevent him from stealing it.[/quote]
Usually you hide stuff in your bra while it's on you, to stop people from taking the said item.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;21681094]If I open up my dictionary, and go to "junkie," can I find a picture of this guy?
[editline]12:32AM[/editline]
well...
Usually you hide stuff in your bra while it's on you, to stop people from taking the said item.[/QUOTE]
Women do hat a lot.
Oh god, what the hell-
[B][I]OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGE-[/I][/B]
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lol xanax isn't awesome enough to make yourself touch your mums bra. Go get some beer guy :S
The title alone sounds odd.
I live in Memphis, so I'm not really surprised at all.
:wtc:
Sounds like he was just feeling around for trouble.
What a dumb bitch
[QUOTE=Biggins;21682071]lol xanax isn't awesome enough to make yourself touch your mums bra. Go get some beer guy :S[/QUOTE]
Wrong.
It's the other way around.
Wow, Xanax? That guy sounds like he's going to go tits up soon.
I don't understand, what does the guy underneath the car have to do with it?
[QUOTE=playelite;21683122]Sounds like he was just feeling around for trouble.[/QUOTE]
:smug:
Socks to be him
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