• Scandinavian moose story: Albin the albino moose MURDERED!
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[url]http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10030532[/url] [QUOTE][B]Norway's favorite moose is killed! By a Dane![/B] The white albino moose lived his last days in Spydeberg in Norway Wednesday evening. A hunting team of eight people were behind the kill. The team's Danish representative was behind the shot. Hunting team leader Sigmund Lerim apologizes for what has happened, and calls it a misjudgment by the shooter. - One of the rules of the hunting team was not to shoot Albin, but apparently we haven't been clear enough to our Danish friend. - We're not very happy, to put it mildly. It's possible for anyone to make a mistake. He looked gray on the sides. The moose had rolled in some mud and gotten dirty, he explains to VG. The Dane is very sad that this has happened. Albin became 6 years old. May he rest in peace.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://static.vg.no/uploaded/image/2006/10/6/Albinoelg2_saken.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://static.vg.no/uploaded/image/bilderigg/2011/10/05/1317829111121_993.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://media.aftenposten.no/archive/01551/_SCC-AIPub_G-Titte_1551883x.jpg[/IMG] Bringing you the latest moose stories from Scandinavia.
Good night, sweet moose
Fucking Danish....
That's gonna be tasty. Wait you're not allowed to hunt albino moose? I'm just a city boy so I would never know. And no, I wasn't born and raised in South Detroit.
Wow, that's a shame. I've heard they were/are a symbol in some places around Scandinavia. I've heard alot of stories about them too, about how rare they were and so [editline]5th October 2011[/editline] I'm pretty sure it is an offense of the law to hunt these, so what happened to the Dane?
[QUOTE=FPChris;32638747]Wait you're not allowed to hunt albino moose?[/QUOTE]Yes you are, but people are going to give you bad looks for years afterwards.
How the fuck can't you see the differences between a normal coloured moose and an albino one?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. ALBIN ALBIN YOU'RE NOT DEAD... YOU CAN'T BE THAT'S IT. WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN FOR ME TODAY?! *Equips himself with armored guerilla gear* That's it, time for ALBINO REVENGE! I'm going illegal.
[QUOTE=kimr120;32638942]How the fuck can't you see the differences between a normal coloured moose and an albino one?[/QUOTE] I guess if it really had rolled in mud just before the shot, it can be kinda hard to see the difference when focused on landing the shot correctly.
My parents: "It had to be Dane that shot him, of course." Another beautiful creature killed by confusion... Whyyyy
Goddammit Denmark, this means war
[QUOTE=ashton93;32639021]Goddammit Denmark, this means war[/QUOTE] I'm already scrolling through the "exotic creatures in Denmark" protocols...
I shall boycott Denmark by not going there to drink booze. If every Norwegian does that then Denmark will go bankrupt before they can say "Kartoffel"
Oh damn Kartoffel. Hah!
You are now bankrupt.
[QUOTE=Alfredo Fetti;32639038]I'm already scrolling through the "exotic creatures in Denmark" protocols...[/QUOTE]Come at me bro![QUOTE=mac338;32639163]I shall boycott Denmark by not going there to drink booze. If every Norwegian does that then Denmark will go bankrupt before they can say "Kartoffel"[/QUOTE]I'm okay with that. Maybe i can get drunk for once! Scandinavian brotherhood my ass!
Prepare for war
[QUOTE=Alfredo Fetti;32639038]I'm already scrolling through the "exotic creatures in Denmark" protocols...[/QUOTE] I don't think they will allow hunting rifles in our zoos :v:
[QUOTE=Chrille;32639544]I don't think they will allow hunting rifles in our zoos :v:[/QUOTE] Then we will conquer [B]HANS ISLAND![/B]
And World War III begins...
[QUOTE=Egg;32639926]And World War III begins...[/QUOTE] And it will be glorious! Come our Norwegian comrades, let us raid Denmark with our albino mooses! Oh wait...
Prepare to be invaded, Denmark!
My body is ready.
Ah my cleaving axe needs work doin'. Kom bar' i fjældaber!
[QUOTE=Carne;32640053]Prepare to be invaded, Denmark![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.petercarlsen.dk/images/Danmark_07/Danmark-2009,-2009-260-x-32.jpg[/IMG] Denmark is ready
He was killed by a hunter named Ahab.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;32640133]He was killed by a hunter named Ahab.[/QUOTE] Was expecting something like Jens or Steen. Ahab doesn't sound like a trueblood.
[QUOTE=Mr._N;32640133]He was killed by a hunter named Ahab.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE][IMG]http://wow.zamimg.com/uploads/screenshots/normal/77966.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Who me? I'm just looking for my dog! (Yeah, I know it's from WoW deal with it.) (It was stupid but I felt it fitted.)
[QUOTE=Mr._N;32640133]He was killed by a hunter named Ahab.[/QUOTE] Wow nobody cares. More importantly, rip Albin, a true moose of man. Lol, Mr._N rated me dumb, what a silly person
[QUOTE=Mr._N;32640133]He was killed by a hunter named Ahab.[/QUOTE] doesnt sound danish at all :S
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