• Michael Jackson charged with kidnap and sexual assault of 10-year-old
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[quote]Detectives investigating after a 10-year-old boy vanished on a trip to local shops have charged a man with kidnap and sexual assault, prosecutors said tonight. West Midlands Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) said it had authorised officers from West Midlands Police to charge Michael Jackson, 49, from Oldbury, West Midlands with the kidnap and sexual assault of the child in Oldbury on Sunday. Police launched an investigation after the youngster was reported missing by a worried family member at 9.15am when he failed to return home. Advertisement >> Police officers and members of the public searched the area for more than two hours before a neighbour spotted the boy inside a property at around 11.30am. He was uninjured and returned to his family shortly afterwards. Emma Garnett, senior crown prosecutor from West Midlands CPS, said: "Having carefully examined all of the available information which was submitted to me by the police, I have decided that there is sufficient evidence and it is in the public interest to charge Michael Jackson with one count each of kidnap, false imprisonment, threats to kill and sexual assault. "I have also authorised the police to charge him with one further count of child abduction which is in connection with a separate incident involving an 11 year-old child." He will appear before Warley Magistrates' Court tomorrow morning. Police have been questioning three men, aged 49, 30 and 48, all from the local area, on suspicion of kidnap. West Midlands police said that a 48-year-old man arrested in connection with the investigation had been released on police bail pending further inquiries. A 30-year-old man had been released without charge. Police said the further charge of child abduction related to a separate incident on September 14 in which an 11-year-old child from Oldbury was allegedly abducted. "They were unharmed and came forward to police after the events of Sunday," the force said in a statement. Read more: [url]http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/11/15/man-charged-with-kidnap-and-sexual-assault-of-10-year-old-named-as-michael-jackson-of-oldbury-west-midlands-115875-23564469/#ixzz1dqyxk3EH[/url][/quote] :v:
oh the irony
heh
oh wow.
He is reborn
I thought I time-traveled for a moment.
[QUOTE=minilandstan;33297709]He is reborn[/QUOTE] [img]http://mimg.ugo.com/201001/35198/cuts/hot-toys-michael-jackson-thriller-figure_288x288.jpg[/img]
Wait, third Michael Jackson? I bet there's more.
[QUOTE=Oh, okay;33297682]oh the irony[/QUOTE] what's ironic is how people say things are ironic when they're actually the opposite of irony fuck I just did it
My friend accused me of not knowing the meaning of the word irony Which was ironic because I was standing next to the fridge at the time
I thought he was being charged posthumously or something.
Wait a minute... Didn't he DIE?!
I came in expecting a horrendously late article. I was confused.
[QUOTE=MitchvW;33298170]Wait a minute... Didn't he DIE?![/QUOTE] That won't stop him from touching little boys.
death sentence
3 years ago, this would have either been about the real Michael Jackson or a Badage Boys thread.
Holy shit I was expecting something late
What a Smooth Criminal, he should have just Beat It, instead of being the Thriller of the kids lifetime.
Someone wittily quote something funny related to Michael Jackson, quick.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;33298526]What a Smooth Criminal, he should have just Beat It, instead of being the Thriller of the kids lifetime.[/QUOTE] That was just Bad.
[QUOTE=Oh, okay;33297682]oh the irony[/QUOTE] It would have been ironic if the kid's name was Michael Jackson.
I remember that news article about someone named Garry Neuman molesting some kids.
Wonder how life must have been for him to share the same name as Jacko. And now share the same criminal charges.
I've just noticed we're all making quips and puns, but a kid got sexually assaulted. What a world we live in sorry about the buzzkill lads
Expected this to be about MJ getting charged posthumously. That'd be odd.
[QUOTE=Alien_23;33299117]Wonder how life must have been for him to share the same name as Jacko. And now share the same criminal charges.[/QUOTE] It's because of hearing all these charges against the late pop-star with his name that it became ingrained into his brain, and the cosmos will to make all people named Michael Jackson to be accused of molestation :tinfoil: Either that or this man is from a parallel universe. These are the only logical explanations I can come up with.
[QUOTE=-AJ-;33298734]That was just Bad.[/QUOTE] That was just Fat... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE[/media]
[QUOTE=MitchvW;33298170]Wait a minute... Didn't he DIE?![/QUOTE] no sir you are clearly mistaken
Don't stop 'til you get enough
It appears he's possessing people from beyond the grave now. QUICK! Get the Tin Foil Hat's!
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