The Worst Knock Knock Joke Ever - General

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgsW_r2JvR8[/media] That cringe...

i laughed out loud!

perfect ending, this made me cringe so hard

It has been awhile since I saw a "play them out keyboard cat" video.

[QUOTE=imptastick;39616604]It has been awhile since I saw a "play them out keyboard cat" video.[/QUOTE] Not a old video too, I still think it was more than welcome.

I don't know why, but out of all the things in the world, someone telling a terrible joke always makes me cringe the hardest

Is that one of the guys from South Park?

to be quite honest im surprised people haven't ruined play them out keyboard cat and its being around for 4 or so years

My face is stuck in the cringe position because I cringed way to hard. I didn't know such a bad joke existed. Anyone know any worse ones?

Knock Knock

[QUOTE=J!NX;39620382]Knock Knock[/QUOTE] Who's there?

[QUOTE=Gump;39620449]Who's there?[/QUOTE] the rapist

Is the host Ryan Gosling?

[QUOTE=J!NX;39620459]the rapist[/QUOTE] The rapist who?

[QUOTE=Gump;39620488]The rapist who?[/QUOTE] The rapist who got you

Here's one a little better I came up with at work! Knock knock who's there? spread your cheeks I'm coming in. Usually it ends there, but if it doesn't.. Spread your cheeks I'm coming in who? spread your cheeks I'm coming in you!

[QUOTE=FamousCra;39620535]Here's one a little better I came up with at work! Knock knock who's there? spread your cheeks I'm coming in. Usually it ends there, but if it doesn't.. Spread your cheeks I'm coming in who? spread your cheeks I'm coming in you![/QUOTE] best is to do Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock (mean to be your name) Who's there? Knock Knock...etc

STOP LEANING IN TO THE FUCKING MIC GREG

This is a knock knock joke that I made up when I was a kid and told to everyone: Knock knock Who's there? Upside down old lady Upside down old lady who? Upside down old lady is already upside down! It made sense to me at the time

These knock knock jokes are as bad as the ones in the video, okay maybe not that bad.

I don't get it

To be frightfully honest I find terrible jokes hilarious just because of how bad they are.

'knock knock' 'who´s there?' 'a gold fish' 'A gold fish who?' 'What am I doing here?'

Watch how awkwardly the other contestants stand while he's doing his humpty dance

[QUOTE=Yogkog;39622451]Watch how awkwardly the other contestants stand while he's doing his humpty dance[/QUOTE] I think you mean amazed. just look at them.

[QUOTE=Yogkog;39622451]Watch how awkwardly the other contestants stand while he's doing his humpty dance[/QUOTE]But the Humpty dance is their chance to do the hump.

Knock knock Who's there? It's the police your husband has been killed in a hit and run.

[QUOTE=Noss;39620885]STOP LEANING IN TO THE FUCKING MIC GREG[/QUOTE] GREG, STOP LEANING INTO THE FUCKING MIC

Who's there?

Knock, knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget.