• Ku Klux Klan Grand Dragon Will Quigg Endorses Hillary Clinton for President
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[QUOTE]"We want Hillary Clinton to win," he said. "She is telling everybody one thing, but she has a hidden agenda. She’s telling everybody what they want to hear so she can get elected, because she’s Bill Clinton’s wife, she’s close to the Bushes. Once she’s in the presidency, she’s going to come out and her true colors are going to show. Border policies are going to be put in place. Our second amendment rights that she’s saying she’s against now, she’s not against. She’s just our choice for the presidency." When asked about the "hidden agenda," Quigg said, "I cannot reveal my sources.” When the Telegraph asked Quigg why he reneged on his promise to support Trump in the race, he replied: "We don’t like his hair. We think it’s a toupee. He won’t do what he says he will do. He says he’s going to build a 20-foot high fence along with border with Mexico and make them pay. How’s he going to do that?"[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-14/ku-klux-klan-grand-dragon-will-quigg-endorses-hillary-clinton-for-president"]Source[/URL] This has to be some sort of poorly executed ruse, or I'm an idiot and accidentally mistook a satire site for legit news lol
Not gonna lie Grand Dragon is a bitchin title to have.
I do love that even a dumbass racist fuck can realize how retarded Trump's ideas are.
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49933714]Not gonna lie Grand Dragon is a bitchin title to have.[/QUOTE] Yeah KKK titles are so cool. it's too bad behind the cool titles are toothless hicks like how the only martial arts grandmasters are people that call themselves grandmasters. Also wasn't this the plot of a South Park episode? I think Jimbo was going undercover into the KKK to convince them to support changing the flag because nobody wants to be associated with the KKK so they'll vote to keep the current flag
[QUOTE=Fapplejack;49933714]Not gonna lie Grand Dragon is a bitchin title to have.[/QUOTE] They have some pretty hilarious rank names for such a hateful group of people. [QUOTE]First Era (1866-1877) Klan rank and titles Grand Wizard - national head of the Invisible Empire Grand Dragon - ruler over a state known as a "Realm." Grand Titan - ruler of a "Dominion" within a state or Congressional District. Grand Giant - head of a province or a county. Grand Cyclops - president or presiding officer of a meeting or "Den." Grand Magi - second officer in authority of the Den. Grand Monk - third officer in authority of the Den. Grand Turk - the marshal, executive officer to the Grand Cyclops, and master of ceremonies of the Den. Grand Sentinel - incharge of the Grand Guards Grand Guards also Lictors - guards, usually two, for the Den. Assorted titles for staff officers were: Genii, Hydra, Furie, Goblin, Night-hawk, Grand Magi, Grand Monk, Grand Scribe, Grand Exchequer, Grand Turk, and Grand Sentinel. Individual members were called Ghouls. Genii - assistants to the Grand Wizard, usually ten. Grand Scribe - the correspondence secretaries for the Grand Wizard, Grand Dragons, Grand Titans, Grand Giants, and Grand Cyclops. Grand Exchequer - the treasurers for the Grand Wizard, Grand Dragons, Grand Titans, Grand Giants, and Grand Cyclops. Hydras - assistants to the Grand Dragon, usually eight. Furies - assistants to the Grand Titan, usually six. Goblins - assistants to the Grand Giant, usually four. Night-hawks - assistants to the Grand Cyclops, usually two.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Imperial Wizard - national head of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan often referred to in documents as president. Imperial Klonsel - Supreme attorney Imperial Kleagle - executive, recieves reports from the Grand Goblins. Grand Goblin - ruler over a "Dominion" which is now defined as a multi-state area. King Kleagle - manager of state known as a "Realm." Kleagle - field organizer over a certain territory or part of a "Realm." Local "Dens" were replaced by "Klaverns" and had their own ranks and titles. The Ku Klux ritual was called the "Kloran." The investigative committee was called the "Klokann." National conventions were called "Klonvokations." A delegate to a Klonvokation was a Klepeer. The national council was called the "Imperial Kloncilium." Exalted Cyclops - president of the Klavern Terrors - officers of the Exalted Cyclops which consists of: Klaliff - vice president of the Klavern Klokard - lecturer Kludd - the Chaplain Kligrapp - secretary Klabee - treasurer Kladd - the conductor of ceremonies Klarogo - inner guard Klexter - outer guard Klokan - Head of the three-man Klokann Board which investigates prospective members. Night-Hawk - Custodian of the fiery cross and person incharge of new candidates or "aliens" Similar titles existed at the national, state, and local levels with "Imperial", "Grand", and "Great" prefaced respectively.[/QUOTE]
Man, the KKK must love D&D.
God damn I'm gonna join the KKK for the titles
They're like massive DnD nerds, its hilarious.
[QUOTE=kyle877;49933739]Man, the KKK must love D&D.[/QUOTE] I was literally just thinking that, and I was wondering what their response would be if they were turned into a board game.
[QUOTE=gman003-main;49933725]I do love that even a dumbass racist fuck can realize how retarded Trump's ideas are.[/QUOTE] He's probably only doing this to spite clintom, i bet he really supports trump
I just hope this looks bad on Clinton. It's really not a valid argument to say "Don't vote for her, the KKK supports her!", but it definitely doesn't sound good.
[QUOTE=cody8295;49933755]He's probably only doing this to spite clintom, i bet he really supports trump[/QUOTE] Probably, but if so, his timing is off. Until the primaries finish, Hillary's main opponent is Bernie, not Trump, and everyone will have forgotten this by the time the generals start (assuming Hillary doesn't fuck up her response to this, but that's pretty unlikely). So the actual effect is to help out a socialist Yankee Jew - three things the KKK hates almost as much as black people.
I'd take this article with a grain of salt. Every election, there's a rumor that the KKK grand wizard endorses the exact opposite of who you'd expect, but it's never true. It was said they endorsed Obama in 2008 and 2012. I'd be surprised if the KKK endorses anyone other than Trump
[QUOTE=wauterboi;49933748]I was literally just thinking that, and I was wondering what their response would be if they were turned into a board game.[/QUOTE] A geopolitical board game like RISK but on a smaller, national scale that involves multiple players trying to become the Imperial Wizard despite internal power struggles, external threats, and other assorted scenarios. Somebody get me a copy of tabletop simulator. CAN YOU BECOME THE IMPERIAL WIZARD?!?! [I]tm[/I]
Let's play a game of "Bernie support or KKK grand wizard"! [quote]She is telling everybody one thing, but she has a hidden agenda. She’s telling everybody what they want to hear so she can get elected, because she’s Bill Clinton’s wife, she’s close to the Bushes. Once she’s in the presidency, she’s going to come out and her true colors are going to show. Border policies are going to be put in place.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;49933844]Watch the media pick nothing on this compared how it went full steam with trump's pointless KKK controversy[/QUOTE] They ran with Trump's thing because he initially did not reject the endorsement. He tried to pussy out and not piss off all his racist supporters by not directly refusing it, which, to sane people, may as well have been endorsing white supremacy. Hillary, or any candidate with a lick of sense or a media manager, would have refused the endorsement. Hillary in specific will bring up her "longtime support of African-Americans" (I don't get how she has this reputation, but she does), or the fact that she worked under Obama for four years, or even just the fact that racism is objectively stupid.
[QUOTE=kyle877;49933739]Man, the KKK must love D&D.[/QUOTE] "I rolled 2." "AH! A nigger stole your job!" "Damnit!" (soon available in all stores in the South?)
[QUOTE=proboardslol;49933837]Let's play a game of "Bernie support or KKK grand wizard"![/QUOTE] Sooo whats to say this isnt a republican rather than a betnie supporter?
[QUOTE=Sam Za Nemesis;49933844]Watch the media pick nothing on this compared how it went full steam with trump's pointless KKK controversy[/QUOTE] hillary didn't disavow yet, she's a KKK supporter! /s Seriously, the double standard is sickening
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;49933921]"I rolled 2." "AH! A nigger stole your job!" "Damnit!" (soon available in all stores in the South?)[/QUOTE] Stores? You don't need to buy anything to play KKKDND, all you need is deep seeded racism and an inherent distrust for black people.
[QUOTE=Durandal;49933736]They have some pretty hilarious rank names for such a hateful group of people.[/QUOTE] You could make a campaign out of this so easily, they even have trash mob ranks. Might have to shrink the Hydras though.
[QUOTE=Matthew0505;49933957]Why hasn't she disavowed him yet?[/QUOTE] Because the article's only 5 hours old I imagine.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49933954]hillary didn't disavow yet, she's a KKK supporter! /s Seriously, the double standard is sickening[/QUOTE] Not really. The controversy surrounding trump came about because he initially refused to denounce David Duke even after learning that he was a white supremacist on TV, not because he was endorsed by a white supremacist in the first place.
[QUOTE=Melkor;49934202]Not really. The controversy surrounding trump came about because he initially refused to denounce David Duke even after learning that he was a white supremacist on TV, not because he was endorsed by a white supremacist in the first place.[/QUOTE] He did almost immediately on his twitter, everyone monitors his twitter for anything and everything but all of the sudden they don't pay attention when he disavowed David Duke.
[QUOTE=proboardslol;49933837]Let's play a game of "Bernie support or KKK grand wizard"![/QUOTE] I hope you're smart enough to tell the difference between being upset that a candidate is claiming progressive policies but plans to not enact them, and being excited that a candidate claiming progressive policies will do racist shit
[QUOTE=Fat White Lump;49934357]He did almost immediately on his twitter, everyone monitors his twitter for anything and everything but all of the sudden they don't pay attention when he disavowed David Duke.[/QUOTE] [URL="http://www.politico.com/story/2015/08/donald-trump-doesnt-want-david-duke-endorsement-121784"]He did it many months before, when David Duke was saying he'd endorse him and Trump told him to fuck off with that shit.[/URL]
[QUOTE=gman003-main;49933874]They ran with Trump's thing because he initially did not reject the endorsement. He tried to pussy out and not piss off all his racist supporters by not directly refusing it, which, to sane people, may as well have been endorsing white supremacy. Hillary, or any candidate with a lick of sense or a media manager, would have refused the endorsement. Hillary in specific will bring up her "longtime support of African-Americans" (I don't get how she has this reputation, but she does), or the fact that she worked under Obama for four years, or even just the fact that racism is objectively stupid.[/QUOTE] I already talked about how he immediately denounced Duke but Duke never really endorsed him, he just said he would vote for Trump.
[QUOTE=Svinnik;49933954]hillary didn't disavow yet, she's a KKK supporter! /s Seriously, the double standard is sickening[/QUOTE] Have you considered it's because a lot of Trump's supporters are legit white supremacists while Hillary has worked with the African American community for years? Gee I wonder why they'd take it more seriously it's not like context matters or anything
[QUOTE=Rocâ„¢;49933921]"I rolled 2." "AH! A nigger stole your job!" "Damnit!" (soon available in all stores in the South?)[/QUOTE] I hope someone is making a KKK campaign for DnD in tabletop sim or something.
[QUOTE=Tetsmega;49934683]I hope someone is making a KKK campaign for DnD in tabletop sim or something.[/QUOTE] They'll need to follow that up with a Juden Raus edition at some point.
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