• Russia loses contact with space geckos
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[quote]Russian mission control has lost contact with a satellite full of geckos slated to participate in a weightlessness experiment, in the latest setback for the country's space industry. The Photon-M satellite and its reptile crew will likely be lost and fall from orbit in a few months unless specialists can re-establish communications with it, a source in the space industry told Interfax news agency. The four female and one male gecko on board will die from hunger within two and a half months or earlier if the craft's life-support systems are also disrupted, the source said.[/quote] [url]http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/24/russia-loses-contact-satellite-geckos[/url]
It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45488741]It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.[/QUOTE] I dunno, Planet of the Geckos just doesn't have the right ring to it. More B-Movie than anything else.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45488741]It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.[/QUOTE] This has already happened you know.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45488741]It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.[/QUOTE] Lizard Gods?
Hopefully some other more caring civilization will take over the geckoes.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45488741]It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.[/QUOTE] They have already started to take over us via car insurance
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45488741]It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.[/QUOTE] So this is how it begun. First they lose communication, next they invent time travel, then infiltrate our governments. What will the space reptillians do next????
PETA stole it
[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;45489059']So this is how it begun. First they lose communication, next they invent time travel, then infiltrate our governments. What will the space reptillians do next????[/QUOTE] Get rid of deviantart.
Breaking news: Seperatists accidentaly cut contact with a satelite full of geckos. "We thought it's an ukrainian tank"
[QUOTE=trollbuster;45489165]Get rid of deviantart.[/QUOTE] In this case, I, for one, accept our new repitillian overlords.
Can you hear me Major Tom?
This is unacceptable, we need a rescue mission, NOW!
The US Government wasn't appreciating the competition.
[QUOTE=pentium;45490251]The US Government wasn't appreciating the competition.[/QUOTE] we'll send poison dart frogs
[QUOTE=Polonium9;45490296]we'll send poison dart frogs[/QUOTE] SpaceX is sending 40 mice to the ISS this year Kind of relevant?
[QUOTE=jaredop;45492361]SpaceX is sending 40 mice to the ISS this year Kind of relevant?[/QUOTE] Instead of sending mice to the ISS, we should build a smaller scale model of the ISS to put them in.
[QUOTE=ultra_bright;45488741]It's like they return to earth super intelligent and take over the planet.[/QUOTE] "2014. A reptile never forgets, humans!" [img]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130219044712/starwars/images/1/1d/Bossk.png[/img]
[QUOTE=seano12;45488789]This has already happened you know.[/QUOTE] During the fall back to Earth the satellite gets hit by the full brunt of a solar flare which sends it back in time where the Reptilians evolve and slowly infiltrate into our society! It all makes so much sense! Wake up, sheeple! [editline]25th July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=The Maestro;45492570]"2014. A reptile never forgets, humans!" [img]http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130219044712/starwars/images/1/1d/Bossk.png[/img][/QUOTE] If we ever actually did come across another species in the universe and it was reptile-like in nature I wonder if this would sort of be considered similar to black-face.
They knew what they signed up for. They knew the risks.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45488756]I dunno, Planet of the Geckos just doesn't have the right ring to it. More B-Movie than anything else.[/QUOTE] They went to the stars, then came back to Earth, to sell us [B]CAR INSURANCE![/B]
[t]http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101029212417/metalgear/images/1/1f/Dwarf-Gekkos.JPG[/t] Rip.
[QUOTE=ironman17;45495994]They went to the stars, then came back to Earth, to sell us [B]CAR INSURANCE![/B][/QUOTE] It's the perfect plan - the GM recall this year is all a part of it. :tinfoil:
This is actually really sad for me. Probably because of the knowledge that they're up there alone and starving right [I]now.[/I] Completely helpless. As we speak.
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