What to get for my birthday!

[cryticfarm]

Well, seeing that my birthday is tomorrow, I have around 100 bucks to spend, and I seriously am stumped as to what to what should I get.
Help me decide!

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[Goatham]

Prostitute

[loony383]

A giant ass dildo. For your ass.

[tasty-man]

If you have a Ds buy scribblenauts

[Re-Con]

hooker and booze

[Case-Sensitive]

Stuff

[rathat48]

Well I don't know what you want, buy a laser and burn stuff.

[Shugo589]

buy gold membership

[Wiggles]

*Insert $n hooker joke*

[RichardNixon]

I believe you've got it the wrong way, you're not the one who's meant to be buying gifts.

[Bredirish123]

Buy a new Video card. Or save it and buy something later with the money you've saved.

[Case-Sensitive]

[QUOTE=cryticfarm;17419738]Well, seeing that my birthday is tomorrow, I have around 100 bucks to spend, and I seriously am stumped as to what to what should I get.
Help me decide![/QUOTE]

Upgrade your god awful computer?

[LOLturtle]

marijuana and a cigarillo

[Umi-hebi]

Buy a spoiler for your car assuming you have one

[cryticfarm]

[QUOTE=Case-Sensitive;17419809]Upgrade your god awful computer?[/QUOTE]

It's not awful enough to make a worthwhile upgrade for 100 bucks.

[zeldar]

[QUOTE=loony383;17419750]A giant ass dildo. For your ass.[/QUOTE]
This man speaks the truth.

[SomeRandomGuy12]

Weed.

[Figgis Fiddis]

Throw it off a bridge.

Be liberated.

[SomeRandomGuy12]

[QUOTE=loony383;17419750]A giant ass dildo. For your ass.[/QUOTE]

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[It.]

dick dick balls

[alexk]

a hooker?
pet?
game?

[Chance]

Save your money for left 4 dead 2.

[tasty-man]

[QUOTE=John Fisher;17420038]Save your money for left 4 dead 2.[/QUOTE]

Good lord you have no idea what you have started

[ManningQB18]

[QUOTE=John Fisher;17420038]Save your money for left 4 dead 2.[/QUOTE]

WhyValveWhywhathaveyoudoneyouoweusbecausewearecoolandyoudon'tneedmoneyyouhaveus
Translation:
Wahhhh

[Chase827]

spend it on my birthday present

[NotYou3]

weed

[MongfromKong]

get a pair of bawlz noob

[Fattymcfatty]

[QUOTE=MongfromKong;17420315]get a pair of bawlz noob[/QUOTE]

Fuck you beat me. Get a blow job

[fw0p]

a penis cuz u need 1 lol owned.

[Confused111]

Get shoes, fill them with cat vomit, and throw them at passerby.