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[B]MaryJane Jarman, 33, was pushing a stroller on a bicycle path in Washington Heights when she was attacked by a man with a broken beer bottle. The suspect and the mom struggled, but she managed to fight him off with her bike pump.[/B]
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Never piss off a mother with a young child. They are naturally wired to kill.
What kind of human dirt attacks a mother pushing a stroller with a baby in it?
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;42335435]Never piss off a mother with a young child. They are naturally wired to kill.[/QUOTE]
Of course there's going to be the dumbass dumb-rater who disagrees because men and women are 100% the same.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;42335664]What kind of human dirt attacks a mother pushing a stroller with a baby in it?[/QUOTE]
Possibly drunk/and/or high.
I imagine somewhere that the mother penetrated the attacker's body and started pumping air into it, causing excruciating pain D:
[QUOTE=BFG9000;42335997]I imagine somewhere that the mother penetrated the attacker's body and started pumping air into it, causing excruciating pain D:[/QUOTE]
You've spent too much time on DeviantART.
[QUOTE=BFG9000;42335997]I imagine somewhere that the mother penetrated the attacker's body and started pumping air into it, causing excruciating pain D:[/QUOTE]
Pitch it for a Dig Dug reboot.
[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;42335435]Never piss off a mother with a young child. They are naturally wired to kill.[/QUOTE]
Kind of like bears! Don't get between the mom and the cub
That's mind [u]blowing[/u]!
[QUOTE=Durrsly;42336019]You've been on DeviantART too long.[/QUOTE]
I don't go to deviantart unless someone links me a picture there
[QUOTE=BFG9000;42335997]I imagine somewhere that the mother penetrated the attacker's body and started pumping air into it, causing excruciating pain D:[/QUOTE]
Something like this?
[video=youtube;EvXSwDp9nu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXSwDp9nu4[/video]
[QUOTE=kaine123;42335797]Possibly drunk/and/or high.[/QUOTE]
You have a very strange misconception of getting high.
[QUOTE=kaine123;42335797]Possibly drunk/and/or high.[/QUOTE]
You mean tripping on acid.
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;42336601]You mean tripping on acid.[/QUOTE]
Oh God please tell me you don't actually think acid makes you stab people.
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;42336601]You mean tripping on acid.[/QUOTE]
or cocaine
or crack
or heroin or meth
[QUOTE=kaine123;42335797]Possibly drunk/and/or high.[/QUOTE]
Most likely drunk considering the attacker used a broken beer bottle
[QUOTE=Starpluck;42336497]You have a very strange misconception of getting high.[/QUOTE]
Meth will make you do some pretty stupid things.
[QUOTE=Lomme;42336480]Something like this?
[video=youtube;EvXSwDp9nu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXSwDp9nu4[/video][/QUOTE]
Those fucking related videos.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;42336497]You have a very strange misconception of getting high.[/QUOTE]
Getting high can mean one of a million different things.
[QUOTE=Starpluck;42336497]You have a very strange misconception of getting high.[/QUOTE]
PCP ?
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;42335664]What kind of human dirt attacks a mother pushing a stroller with a baby in it?[/QUOTE]
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